The Religion Thread

[Vrede too]

Companies must refuse to build Trump’s Muslim registry (petition)

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Some educational materials for our dear Mr. B



Top scientists admitting that they don't quite know something. They should just ask you Mr. B.!!

[Vrede too]

Breaking: banni has become a Judeo-Christian.

Scarlett Johansson Delivers The Sexiest Reading Of The Bible Ever — Listen

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Breaking: banni has become a Judeo-Christian.

Scarlett Johansson Delivers The Sexiest Reading Of The Bible Ever — Listen

I made it about 20 seconds in after she started talking.

[Vrede too]

20 seconds until you became a Judeo-Christian . . . or something else?

[Mr.B]

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[Vrede too]

Who Founded Christianity? Some Say Jesus; Some Say Paul. What If Neither Did? The Answer Will Surprise You

Summary: Jesus and Paul aimed to revise Judaism and did not want a new religion.

Thus, all Christians are heretics intentionally contradicting the will of Jesus. They can only return to Grace by becoming Jews.

[O Really]

Merry Christmas to you, too, Mr.B.

[JTA]

Hey you jerks Happy Hanukkah

[bannination]

Hey you jerks Happy Hanukkah

Like wise!

[JTA]

I'm thankful for Lord Jesus introducing us to free market capitalism in the days of yore.

[Vrede too]

Jesus was a Mexican commie. Adam Smith and Ayn Rand are the Christian con gods.

[JTA]

Jesus was a Mexican commie. Adam Smith and Ayn Rand are the Christian con gods.

But only the make believe, watered down, mythical Adam Smith, not the real Adam Smith, because the real Adam Smith explained to us the necessity of labor unions in his book Wealth of Nations, and we know that's blasphemous to the Republican religion. So instead we hail the made up commom-mans Adam Smith of day time talk radio and cable news.

[O Really]

Wait - you mean Republicans make up stuff? Maybe can't or won't read? I'm shocked, shocked I say!

[Vrede too]

But only the make believe, watered down, mythical Adam Smith Jesus, not the real Adam Smith Jesus, because the real Adam Smith Jesus explained to us the necessity of _____, and we know that's blasphemous to the Republican religion. So instead we hail the made up commom-mans Adam Smith Jesus of day time talk radio and cable news.

Funny how smoothly that works.

[JTA]

But only the make believe, watered down, mythical Adam Smith Jesus, not the real Adam Smith Jesus, because the real Adam Smith Jesus explained to us the necessity of _____, and we know that's blasphemous to the Republican religion. So instead we hail the made up commom-mans Adam Smith Jesus of day time talk radio and cable news.

Funny how smoothly that works.

Supply side jesus

[k9nanny]

Who Founded Christianity? Some Say Jesus; Some Say Paul. What If Neither Did? The Answer Will Surprise You

Summary: Jesus and Paul aimed to revise Judaism and did not want a new religion.

Thus, all Christians are heretics intentionally contradicting the will of Jesus. They can only return to Grace by becoming Jews.

when Paul made his third visit to the disciples at the Temple in Jerusalem, he still appealed to James, the brother of Jesus, and the other disciples, to drop orthodox Jewish practices to allow Gentiles into the new Judaism. But Paul made no declaration of a new religion.

Exactly. The intent was an inclusive faith. Well, inclusive for everybody who wasn't born a Roman. We have no empirical proof that Jesus existed, and he may have been invented to represent the conflict between Jews and Romans. What better way to grow the anti-Rome troops than to enlist the Gentiles.

Religion is ever evolving, not always for the better. Men really made a mess of things when they reinvented god in their image.
God was feminine far longer than God has been masculine. Our current progression suggests that god is more than a privileged white guy, and that's very scary to the white guys hanging on for dear life.

Merry Christmas y'all.

[Vrede too]

... Men really made a mess of things when they _____.

Ah, the beginning of so very many discussions, sistah.

God was feminine far longer than God has been masculine....

That's why all the images show God and Jesus wearing dresses. Which bathroom would trans-God use?

[Mr.B]

"Top scientists admitting that they don't quite know something. They should just ask you Mr. B.!!"

Me...? I don't think think so; you seem to be the one with all the 'correct' answers. I bow to YOUR vast knowledge.

[Mr.B]

"Merry Christmas to you, too, Mr.B."

Thank you, O Really. This is late, but I hope you and your family had the best.