President* Trump

[Vrede too]

Of all the things that could have occurred in Tulsa tonight, I would never have thought of an attendance flop.

Ditto.

Solved a lot of potential problems though and created a couple of new ones .

Such as?

At least there were more people than at his inauguration.
Many more show up for Tulsa Golden Hurricane football games, and they suck.

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I bet a $1000 the rally crowd size will be on the new Lincoln Project ad. I am Liberal but I love those guys.

IT'S THE LARGEST CROWD TO EVER ATTEND A RALLY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.......PERIOD....!!!!!!! Sean Spicer

Joe Biden thanks Trump for the rally tonight.

"A lot of people are saying, I mean I've heard stories from good people, that Hillary and Obama were out there blocking the doors to my rally!"

Watch Trump try to stiff the city, saying the media and protestors should pay. It was their fault few people showed up.

And if we stop giving pregnancy tests nobody will be pregnant, right?

No worries. Trump campaign manager is planning to fill the empty seats of the next event with blow up dolls.

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If true, cool.

So, those "one million" ticket requests:

1. PINO was lying.
2. Trumpettes flooded the numbers to make their idol look good.
3. Lefties flooded the numbers to mess with PINO.

But I guessed #1.

[O Really]

If true, cool.

So, those "one million" ticket requests:

1. PINO was lying.
2. Trumpettes flooded the numbers to make their idol look good.
3. Lefties flooded the numbers to mess with PINO.

But I guessed #1.

#1 and #3 are not mutually exclusive, y'know.

[GoCubsGo]

It was a huge crowd!

[Vrede too]

GoCubsGo, :!:

#1 and #3 are not mutually exclusive, y'know.

None of the 3 are, but #3 is the most fun.

[Vrede too]

Trump tells Tulsa crowd he wanted to "slow down" COVID-19 testing, White House says he was joking

Ah, your Schrödinger's Douchebag routine. Say something offensively stupid, and then wait to see how people react to decide whether you were just joking.

[Whack9]

It was a huge crowd!

LOL!

[GoCubsGo]

#Winning

[O Really]

6,624
According to the guy who runs the arena and knows the real count of who went through the doors.

[Vrede too]

6,624
According to the guy who runs the arena and knows the real count of who went through the doors.

TikTok Teens and K-Pop Stans Say They Sunk Trump Rally

Zoomers Boast They Sabotaged Trump Rally Turnout With Fake Reservations

I was going to excerpt, but the kids are amazing and both articles are interesting. There was also wrecking the data mining for this event, and other pranks pulled on PINO, the Dallas Police Department, #WhiteLivesMatter, etc.

... Whether or not the prank to call in false tickets was the reason for the empty upper rafters at Trump’s rally, teenagers online celebrated. On Twitter, several accounts tweeted, “best senior prank ever.”

My 3 cats each have tickets

“What did you guys do? Like, seriously? Are you kidding me right now?”

[O Really]

I'm sure the tik-tok game was fun and certainly ran up the announced "count" of reservations. But since there was apparently no limit on the number of "reservations" they took, then the fake ones wouldn't actually have affected the live turn-out.

[Vrede too]

I'm sure the tik-tok game was fun and certainly ran up the announced "count" of reservations. But since there was apparently no limit on the number of "reservations" they took, then the fake ones wouldn't actually have affected the live turn-out.

True, unless PINO's own foolish crowing about the "million" ticket requests discouraged attendance.

Anti-socialist distancing:

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Trump Campaign Denies Rally 'Ticket Hacking' by TikTok Users and K-Pop Fans After Disappointing Turnout
Although President Donald Trump had anticipated a packed audience at the Bank of Oklahoma Center, which seats a total of 19,000 guests, photos from the event show that many seats remained empty

Their substitute excuse is that Trumpettes are gullible cowards. Works for me.

[neoplacebo]

The cat fan is probably half way back from Tulsa by now. I'd be willing to bet he was one of the early arrivals and camped out for two days.

[GoCubsGo]

This just warms my heart.

[Whack9]

Trump looks very sad:



Edit - just realized this was already posted here!

[Vrede too]

6,624
According to the guy who runs the arena and knows the real count of who went through the doors.

It would be interesting to calculate the cost to the nation, OK, Tulsa and the PINO campaign per attendee.

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

#Winning (The walk of shame.)

Trump looks very sad:

Edit - just realized this was already posted here!

It's cool, the "full fanfare" is an excellent addition.

'Walk Of Shame': Deflated Trump's Lonely Helicopter Walk Becomes Biting New Meme

Too many to copy. Here's one:

If you play it in reverse it's a preview of 1/20/21.

[Whack9]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/21/politics ... index.html

Trump says niece set to publish book had signed a nondisclosure agreement

President Donald Trump said that his niece, who is set to publish a tell-all book about him and his family, had signed a nondisclosure agreement and is "not allowed to write a book."
Mary Trump, the President's niece and the daughter of his late older brother, Fred Trump Jr., has penned a book described as a "revelatory, authoritative portrait of Donald J. Trump and the toxic family that made him." The book is set to be released on July 28, according to the book's publisher Simon & Schuster.
"She's not allowed to write a book," Trump told Axios in an interview Friday. "You know, when we settled with her and her brother, who I do have a good relationship with — she's got a brother, Fred, who I do have a good relationship with, but when we settled, she has a total ... signed a nondisclosure."

He's got a good relationship with his niece and family, yet he got her to sign an NDA.

Who the fuck gets a niece to sign an NDA?

What kind of shit bag do you have to be to be so reliant on NDAs?

Totally normal.