MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

[Vrede too]

2021

O come all ye faceful.

They are really creche-ing it.

I don't know. BUT IT'S A MIRACLE!!

same person that did this

That's nuts.

:angel4:

[neoplacebo]

[Vrede too]

When Harry met Santa ENG SUB
9.9K up thumbs, 2.9K down thumbs. The YT comments are mostly uplifting, and some of the ones that aren't are kinda funny.

Spoiler:

No fair. He'll get extra presents for being naughty. I'm getting coal!

Every year he came down the chimney but this special year was special so he came in the back door.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or..

I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus…

Please, annex us. From Poland with love

Article.


Disney Theme Parks Introduce Black Santa Clauses for the First Time Ever This Holiday Season



Happy holidays, y'all.

[Vrede too]

After Texas conservative attacks book about a Black gay Santa and his husband, commenters rally: ‘If this upsets you, you’re the problem’

A Texas politician apparently looking to rally hate when she blasted an LGBTQ-friendly book about Santa Claus on Facebook was instead blindsided love — for the book, from open-minded commenters.

The Nov. 21 post, from Ellen Troxclair, a former Austin City Council member and self-dubbed "proven conservative" who is now running for a Republican seat in the Texas House, included a photo of the 2017 book Santa’s Husband by Daniel Kibblesmith, which was displayed at her local bookstore. Alongside it, she wrote, “You can no longer walk though the Christmas children’s section of a bookstore with your kids without being bombarded with inappropriate content, featured by staff who want to ‘make people’ read it."

She continued, “What is the leftist obsession with sexualizing children’s content? And Why does there have to be a leftist agenda to EVERYTHING everywhere all the time?”

But things didn't exactly turn out the way Troxclair may have hoped.''

Funny, Ellen Troxclair does not screech about this:



I guess she finds it easier to visualize gay interracial sex than she does White hetero sex. Hmmm.

Someone was not paying attention in Bible class:

Luke 2:14, King James Bible
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward MEN.

Instead, she was met with an army of Santa's Husband allies....

“What’s with the right wingers obsession with sexualizing LGBTQ+ relationships? Grow up,” another added. “If you see any kind of relationship and immediately see the potential sexual aspect of it rather than the romantic/partnership aspect, then you’re emotionally and morally stunted.”

Further comments blasted:

“If this upsets you, you're the problem. This is America, freedom of speech lady."

“Leftism is when private publishing companies print books for display in private bookstores,” another said. “I guess if you don’t like what’s on display in this bookstore then you’re free to go somewhere else?”

... "She’s really late to this party. I thought all the outrage would have died out by now," Kibblesmith tells Yahoo Life, adding that Troxclair is now "single-handedly responsible for reviving its Amazon numbers." ...

Hah.

[Vrede too]

TV news: 1 in 5 Americans "admit" to having a live Christmas tree fall off their vehicle during transport.

This probably means that the actual number is closer to 2 in 5.

Festive or Fatal? The Risks of Christmas Tree Transportation

... Improper Christmas Tree Transportation Leads to Accidents and Injuries

Unfortunately, when people fail to properly plan how they expect to transport a Christmas tree, serious consequences can result. According to a new survey from the AAA, 44% of American residents who plan to buy an authentic Christmas tree this year will transport it using unsafe means, like not utilizing the roof rack or putting it in the back of a pickup truck without properly securing it.

According to another AAA study, debris on the road caused over 200,000 accidents throughout a four-year period, which caused 39,000 injuries and 500 fatalities....

Joy to the World!

[neoplacebo]

I probably had about twenty or so and never lost one. Never had a fake tree. They just don't burn as well.

[Vrede too]

I probably had about twenty or so and never lost one.

It's not rocket surgery. I once lost paneling off of a car roof, but it was at very slow speed on a commercial zone street and that stuff is slicker than snot.

Never had a fake tree. They just don't burn as well.

Ho ho ho.

[Leo Lyons]

Re-hash:

Twas the nite before Christmas, when all through the forum
Scarcely a soul to be found, surly less than a quorum

My mouse pad was resting by the keyboard with care
In hopes that St. Remy would soon be there

The WingNuts were nestled all snug in their dreads
With visions of Muslims Democrats tormenting their heads

And Vrede with her news briefs and I with my rap
We’d just poured a stiff one, a winter’s nightcap

When up came a post, like a salesman’s fast patter
I clicked the “foe” button in hopes it would scatter

Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash
And tried to close Windows or hoped it would crash… . .

My monitor shone softly on the Esc key below
But pressing it furiously brought nothing but woe. . .

When what to my anxious eyes were submit
But a disjointed tirade quoting eight raving nitwits

from a little old user, so angry and polar
I knew in a moment it must be from Solar

More vapid than NewsMax his fables they came,
And he drooled as he shouted, and quoted them by name;

Now, Malkin! Now, Coulter! Now, Drudge, and Hannity!
On, Hume! On, Limbaugh! On, Beck and O’Reilly

At the tops of your lungs, from the gutters you scrawl
Now slash away! Bash away! Trash away all!"

As dry minds that shrivel when concocting a lie
He asked, "do you believe me or your own lying eyes?"

He created claptrap, sheer twaddle and baloney
His postings were dripping with crap from Fox cronies

He sprang to the Drudge site, to get his next fix
To rub shoulders with bozos, shitheads and hicks

Then sticking a finger right straight up his rear
Out came a finale of indifference and fear

But facts and clear reason poor Solar can’t stand..
saying “I’ve deleted your post.. btw.. you’re banned”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
CrockHunter

[Leo Lyons]

My Thanks to the "late" Mr. B for creating this thread!
Some funny stuff right here.

[GoCubsGo]

My Thanks to the "late" Mr. B for creating this thread!
Some funny stuff right here.

[Leo Lyons]

[Vrede too]

My Thanks to the "late" Mr. B for creating this thread!
Some funny stuff right here.

Twas the night before xmas
by Vrede, voxoreeson (Bungalow Bill), k9nanny
Created December 24, 2013 or earlier

Cookies and milk for the big guy to savor,
Besides the gifts, just one more favor;
Would he, could he, might he dare?
Mr.B's butt was buttered and bare;

...B went to his closet,
Where his blow up doll was stowed,
And spent all night puffing,
Till by morning it was fully blowed.

And when he was done, he went out for a smoke,
And smoldered 'bout being the butt of this joke.
When out on the lawn, moving shadows he spied,
He slid from his chair, grabbed his pistol and cried,
"Out vrede and vox, out dawg and k9,
Done told you, can't have her, done told you she's mine!"
We heard him exclaim ere he went through the door,
"Boy Howdy! These turkeys are perverts for shor!"

Happy holidays, Leo Lyons and all!

[GoCubsGo]

I'd actually forgotten what a douchebag Mr. B was......

[Vrede too]

I'd actually forgotten what a douchebag Mr. B was......

I didn't, but it's the season of forgiving. The above was actually written fondly.

[GoCubsGo]

I'd actually forgotten what a douchebag Mr. B was......

I didn't, but it's the season of forgiving. The above was actually written fondly.

I can sense the love.

It's about the nicest things that could be said about him.

Didn't he have a bunch of socks also?

Or was that colonel Taylor?

[Vrede too]

I can sense the love.

It's about the nicest things that could be said about him.

Didn't he have a bunch of socks also?

Or was that colonel Taylor?

It was Mr.B at the end. I don't remember that Colonel Failure used socks.

[GoCubsGo]

I can sense the love.

It's about the nicest things that could be said about him.

Didn't he have a bunch of socks also?

Or was that colonel Taylor?

It was Mr.B at the end. I don't remember that Colonel Failure used socks.

Thought he was all things Charleton Heston. Detective Thorne etc.

Maybe I'm remembering his names at Blue Ridge Now or CPF.

[Vrede too]

Thought he was all things Charleton Heston. Detective Thorne etc.

Maybe I'm remembering his names at Blue Ridge Now or CPF.

Yeah, Det.Thorn on BRN, but it wasn't like he was concealing who he was, or even could given his illiteracy.

[O Really]

Yeah Thorn and Col Taylor were both the same barely literate guy, but he just changed his handle for some reason. Mr.B started out a pretty decent guy, but turned into a royal asshole.

[GoCubsGo]

Yeah Thorn and Col Taylor were both the same barely literate guy, but he just changed his handle for some reason. Mr.B started out a pretty decent guy, but turned into a royal asshole.

Didn't he morph into Oliver! and Jerry?