Women and Horses

[Ulysses]

I wouldn't doubt that somewhere, sometime, some Florida woman has tried it, but whether you tie her to the bottom of the horse or just lean her over the barrier in the breeding shed, there are big challenges. You can get a stallion to mount a fake horse, as for semen collection, but you have to get him interested first. That's by letting him sniff and paw around a "teaser" mare. But when he's fired up, he's not easily controllable and will not treat gently anything he mounts. So if you get him excited and turn him loose on lady fair, it won't be an experience remembered fondly.

Yeah, the whole woman having sex with a horse thing, I think it's just something made up to slander someone. Let's just say physically impossible.

[Vrede too]

I wouldn't doubt that somewhere, sometime, some Florida woman has tried it, but whether you tie her to the bottom of the horse or just lean her over the barrier in the breeding shed, there are big challenges. You can get a stallion to mount a fake horse, as for semen collection, but you have to get him interested first. That's by letting him sniff and paw around a "teaser" mare. But when he's fired up, he's not easily controllable and will not treat gently anything he mounts. So if you get him excited and turn him loose on lady fair, it won't be an experience remembered fondly.

Sounds like you've put some thought into this. Thanks.

[O Really]

Sounds like you've put some thought into this. Thanks.

Naa, doesn't take much thought if you've ever seen horses breed. Not much romance there.

[Ulysses]

Naa, doesn't take much thought if you've ever seen horses breed. Not much romance there.

Well, sometimes too much thought gets in the way, eh?