The Religion Thread

[GoCubsGo]

David Crosby?

[Vrede too]

Couple Says Jesus Appeared in Their Baby's Sonogram

Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me. I guess we all have different gods.

David Crosby?

That's it! Though David Crosby isn't a keyboardist I knew it looks like some rocker.

[rstrong]

Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me.

Yeah. They show up everywhere.

[GoCubsGo]

Couple Says Jesus Appeared in Their Baby's Sonogram

Looks like a rock keyboardist with a mustache to me. I guess we all have different gods.

David Crosby?

That's it! Though David Crosby isn't a keyboardist I knew it looks like some rocker.

Keep, your children well........

[Vrede too]

Keep, your children well........

Such a cozy room ...
Our uterus is a very, very, very fine uterus ...

[O Really]

Hmmm, Franklin County PA, named Zeek... what are the chances they are or were Amish?

[billy.pilgrim]

"gave birth to a healthy girl", after a difficult pregnancy that could have killed mom and fetus, though.

Is "two thumbs on one hand" a bad thing?

depends on the number of accompanying fingers.

[Vrede too]

Hate In God’s Name: Part I
How extremist groups use religion to radicalize

Hate in God’s name: Part II
The Christian and Norse mythology behind white supremacist violence


Jagmeet Singh Explains Why He Didn’t Tell That Heckler He’s Sikh, Not Muslim

[bannination]

<sigh> reminds me of the Mr. B's of the world. There's no where near enough good people to offset, but that dude is definitely one of them.

[k9nanny]

[Vrede too]

It is written - In his (or her) image.

[Vrede too]

Christian 'Researcher' Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday (article)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoNp8dkyYWU

Crap, I just wasted the weekend fixing and painting my deck when it turns out that The Rupture was imminent. I gotta get on better email lists.

[rstrong]

So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.

[JTA]

So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.

God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.

Prayers.

[rstrong]

God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.

Keep in mind:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
- Revelations 14, 3-4, KJV

So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified. If you are not male AND a virgin then you are not to be saved from the tribulations. You'll still need to show up for work on Tuesday.

And Kia owners already account for much of the 144,000.

[Vrede too]

I hate it when women mess with my files.

[JTA]

God I hope the rapture happens on Tuesday that way I don't have to go to work.

Keep in mind:

"And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins."
- Revelations 14, 3-4, KJV

So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified. If you are not male AND a virgin then you are not to be saved from the tribulations. You'll still need to show up for work on Tuesday.

And Kia owners already account for much of the 144,000.

A total sausage fest pfffft.

[rstrong]

So only 144,000 are to be saved. Not only are women not in on the thousand year reign of Jesus but those that were "defiled by women" are disqualified.

Actually, it does sound like gays are at an advantage.

[Boatrocker]

So start with the Rapture, which Jesus said repeatedly would happen in the lifetime of the original Apostles.

Add "Our biblical math PROVES that the Rapture will happen on Tuesday!" Biblical math having provided similar proof for endless dates over the last two thousand years.

Add "Nibiru" wingnuttery. The still-invisible planet that was supposed to destroy earth in 2003. And 2012. And now 2017. And numerous dates in between.

Still, it's the best explanation so far for how Trump will Make America Great Again.

So, how many Great Disappointments will this make?

[Vrede too]

A total sausage fest pfffft.

Actually, it does sound like gays are at an advantage.

Y'all just turned Mr.B/homerfobe/etc. into an atheist . . . or maybe you didn't, nttawwt.