President* Trump

[GoCubsGo]

Counting down the days...

[Vrede too]

Counting down the days...

[billy.pilgrim]

He has shut down the War Room Hot Lines.

[Vrede too]

He has shut down the War Room Hot Lines.

I blame you. Kudos.

Trump's Midnight Twitter Scream Causes 3 Honest Words To Trend In Response

Before reading the article I guessed: Fucking shut up! You?

Click for the real answer and other funny tweets responding to him

[GoCubsGo]

So the asshat was merrily tweeting away during the part of the summit he was attending, now this.


Talk about being checked out and abandoning the ship.

[neoplacebo]

Who's that asshole in the MAGA jacket? Lindsey?

[Vrede too]

Who's that asshole in the MAGA jacket? Lindsey?

I think PINO is wearing the jacket. The article doesn't ID the other golfer.

[GoCubsGo]

Looks like Vapors.

[neoplacebo]

Who's that asshole in the MAGA jacket? Lindsey?

I think PINO is wearing the jacket. The article doesn't ID the other golfer.

Opps! I thought it was trump in the white shirt.....being a manly man in the chill weather. If he wanted to impress the cult, he should golf bare chested. If Putin played golf, which I doubt he does, he'd do it bare chested and carry his own clubs.

[Vrede too]

... If Putin played golf, which I doubt he does ...

Pffft.

[Vrede too]

No, Trump's Sister Did Not Publicly Back Him. He Was Duped by a Fake Account.

Former PINO, conservative talk-radio hosts and Trumpettes are soooo gullible and stupid!

[GoCubsGo]

... If Putin played golf, which I doubt he does ...

Pffft.

Buckaroo....

[neoplacebo]

Needs a big wad of horseshit coming out of the mouth.

[Vrede too]

Needs a big wad of horseshit coming out of the mouth.

Or:

See Donald Trump Without Fake Hair, Fake Tan! Warning: You Can’t Unsee It!

Spoiler:

[GoCubsGo]

Needs a big wad of horseshit coming out of the mouth.

Or:

See Donald Trump Without Fake Hair, Fake Tan! Warning: You Can’t Unsee It!

Spoiler:

Missing the Orange jumpsuit!

[Vrede too]

Missing the Orange jumpsuit!

Another turkey that won't be cage-free.



"Too bad for" former PINO, off with his head!

[neoplacebo]

Meh, if I were a cannibal and was starving I wouldn't eat one bite of this bloated buffoon.

[GoCubsGo]

Little did we know, the turkeys that were pardoned today are named Michael Flynn.

[neoplacebo]

Pardon my Flynn, but I'm wondering why trump hasn't pardoned Manafort yet. Manafort was partners with Roger Stone and another wingnut asshole in a wingnut organization of their own design and Roger has been pardoned, and Manafort actually went to jail for a few months until he was let go because of the "hoax" virus. Neither Manafort nor Stone lied to vice president q tip like Flynn did so it makes me wonder if trump is mad at Paul for some reason. I sure hope this gets fixed quick. Also, has anyone but me noticed that Manafort's head is flat in the back? Maybe trump hates flat back heads. What kind of people are these? shit

[Vrede too]

Pardon my Flynn, but I'm wondering why trump hasn't pardoned Manafort yet. Manafort was partners with Roger Stone and another wingnut asshole in a wingnut organization of their own design and Roger has been pardoned, and Manafort actually went to jail for a few months until he was let go because of the "hoax" virus. Neither Manafort nor Stone lied to vice president q tip like Flynn did so it makes me wonder if trump is mad at Paul for some reason. I sure hope this gets fixed quick. Also, has anyone but me noticed that Manafort's head is flat in the back? Maybe trump hates flat back heads. What kind of people are these? shit

The posterior brain is where morality and patriotism reside in a normal person.