Ex President* Trump

[O Really]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Ulysses' cat on a string.

[Vrede too]

Who is Stretch?

Ulysses' cat ...

He hates it when people point it out, nttawwt.



The Best Of #HeWhoShallBeNamed

[O Really]

Who is Stretch?

Ulysses' cat ...

He hates it when people point it out, nttawwt.

Whose else's cat would it be? Ulysses found it, posted it, and uses it for some sort of meme. Nobody said it was a pic of one of his real cats.

[neoplacebo]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Stretch is the name I bestowed on Ulysses' pitiful starched, stretched, electrocuted, and stomped cat that he posted a pic of earlier.

[Ulysses]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Neo is lying, as usual.

Do not believe him.

I do not have a cat named "Stretch". Neo made up that name all on his only lonely.

To which one well might say to Neo: "Cat gut your tongue?"

[neoplacebo]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Neo is lying, as usual.

Do not believe him.

I do not have a cat named "Stretch". Neo made up that name all on his only lonely.

To which one well might say to Neo: "Cat gut your tongue?"

Another comprehension failure. Nothing I posted was a lie. It is true that I bestowed the name "Stretch" on the cat you brought here and posted a pic of. The fact that you brought it here makes it "your" cat because without you, Stretch would not exist and we would not be mentioning him or even be aware of him were it not for you. Why do you hate Stretch? Why do you hate truth? I bet you're the sole reason behind the saying "stretch the truth." Am I right? Have you ever considered getting a prosthetic head?

[Ulysses]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Neo is lying, as usual.

Do not believe him.

I do not have a cat named "Stretch". Neo made up that name all on his only lonely.

To which one well might say to Neo: "Cat gut your tongue?"

Another comprehension failure. Nothing I posted was a lie. It is true that I bestowed the name "Stretch" on the cat you brought here and posted a pic of. The fact that you brought it here makes it "your" cat because without you, Stretch would not exist and we would not be mentioning him or even be aware of him were it not for you. Why do you hate Stretch? Why do you hate truth? I bet you're the sole reason behind the saying "stretch the truth." Am I right? Have you ever considered getting a prosthetic head?

1) What are you doing up so late?

2) What are you doing up do early?

3) I didn't bring a cat here.

4) I brought an image of a cat here.

5) The image most certainly existed before I brought the image here.

6) Why do YOU hate the cat image? Does it remind you of someone near and dear to you?

7) I never stated anything with regard to my like or dislike of the cat image.

8) And that is the truth.

9) I had nothing to do with the origin of the phrase, "stretch the truth".

10) You most definitely are not all right.

11) Your avatar image is of a disconnected video head. What's up with that shit?

[neoplacebo]

With any luck, trump and junior and Eric will all be in the same shape Stretch is in before long.

Who is Stretch?

Neo is lying, as usual.

Do not believe him.

I do not have a cat named "Stretch". Neo made up that name all on his only lonely.

To which one well might say to Neo: "Cat gut your tongue?"

Another comprehension failure. Nothing I posted was a lie. It is true that I bestowed the name "Stretch" on the cat you brought here and posted a pic of. The fact that you brought it here makes it "your" cat because without you, Stretch would not exist and we would not be mentioning him or even be aware of him were it not for you. Why do you hate Stretch? Why do you hate truth? I bet you're the sole reason behind the saying "stretch the truth." Am I right? Have you ever considered getting a prosthetic head?

1) What are you doing up so late?

2) What are you doing up do early?

3) I didn't bring a cat here.

4) I brought an image of a cat here.

5) The image most certainly existed before I brought the image here.

6) Why do YOU hate the cat image? Does it remind you of someone near and dear to you?

7) I never stated anything with regard to my like or dislike of the cat image.

8) And that is the truth.

9) I had nothing to do with the origin of the phrase, "stretch the truth".

10) You most definitely are not all right.

11) Your avatar image is of a disconnected video head. What's up with that shit?

1. It's not late; it's early.
2. It's not early; it's late.
3. Yes you did
4. Correct; one of four so far.
5. Half correct; chances are none of us would know of it had you not posted it here. One and a half out of 5 so far.
6. I don't hate it; I like it. It reminds me of you.
7. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; Two and a half out of 7 so far.
8. How can you tell?
8. Are you being modest?
10. How can you tell?
11. Max Headroom was a cultural icon.

[Vrede too]

( )

Pussy.

1. It's not late; it's early.
2. It's not early; it's late.
3. Yes you did
4. Correct; one of four so far.
5. Half correct; chances are none of us would know of it had you not posted it here. One and a half out of 5 so far.
6. I don't hate it; I like it. It reminds me of you.
7. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; Two and a half out of 7 so far.
8. How can you tell?
8. Are you being modest?
10. How can you tell?
11. Max Headroom was a cultural icon.

You're very often up early. Useless, who stays up until all hours, like 3am, to post garbage, is oblivious.
Max Headroom never had a body. So, you can't have "disconnected" it.

Wow, you really wound him up with this cat thing.

Beware the list!



"Stretch" limousine.

[O Really]

Seventh Inning Stretch

[neoplacebo]

[neoplacebo]

( )

Pussy.

1. It's not late; it's early.
2. It's not early; it's late.
3. Yes you did
4. Correct; one of four so far.
5. Half correct; chances are none of us would know of it had you not posted it here. One and a half out of 5 so far.
6. I don't hate it; I like it. It reminds me of you.
7. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; Two and a half out of 7 so far.
8. How can you tell?
8. Are you being modest?
10. How can you tell?
11. Max Headroom was a cultural icon.

You're very often up early. Useless, who stays up until all hours, like 3am, to post garbage, is oblivious.
Max Headroom never had a body. So, you can't have "disconnected" it.

Wow, you really wound him up with this cat thing.

Beware the list!



"Stretch" limousine.

I've gotten myself out of rhythm by getting up early yesterday in a futile effort to not waste any of the shortest day of the year. And now today is my birthday so I figured I might as well "s t r e t c h" this out and make the most of today before it's gone as well.

[neoplacebo]

( )

Pussy.

1. It's not late; it's early.
2. It's not early; it's late.
3. Yes you did
4. Correct; one of four so far.
5. Half correct; chances are none of us would know of it had you not posted it here. One and a half out of 5 so far.
6. I don't hate it; I like it. It reminds me of you.
7. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; Two and a half out of 7 so far.
8. How can you tell?
8. Are you being modest?
10. How can you tell?
11. Max Headroom was a cultural icon.

You're very often up early. Useless, who stays up until all hours, like 3am, to post garbage, is oblivious.
Max Headroom never had a body. So, you can't have "disconnected" it.

Wow, you really wound him up with this cat thing.

Beware the list!



"Stretch" limousine.

I've gotten myself out of rhythm by getting up early yesterday in a futile effort to not waste any of the shortest day of the year. And now today is my birthday so I figured I might as well "s t r e t c h" this out and make the most of today before it's gone as well. And that girl with the brown sweater on looks like my sister; she probably thinks that cat is Jesus or at least an associate Jesus.

[neoplacebo]

( )

Pussy.

1. It's not late; it's early.
2. It's not early; it's late.
3. Yes you did
4. Correct; one of four so far.
5. Half correct; chances are none of us would know of it had you not posted it here. One and a half out of 5 so far.
6. I don't hate it; I like it. It reminds me of you.
7. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; Two and a half out of 7 so far.
8. How can you tell?
8. Are you being modest?
10. How can you tell?
11. Max Headroom was a cultural icon.

You're very often up early. Useless, who stays up until all hours, like 3am, to post garbage, is oblivious.
Max Headroom never had a body. So, you can't have "disconnected" it.

Wow, you really wound him up with this cat thing.

Beware the list!



"Stretch" limousine.

I've gotten myself out of rhythm by getting up early yesterday in a futile effort to not waste any of the shortest day of the year. And now today is my birthday so I figured I might as well "s t r e t c h" this out and make the most of today before it's gone as well. And that girl with the brown sweater on looks like my sister; she probably thinks that cat is Jesus or at least an associate Jesus.

[O Really]

If it's really your birthday, neoplacebo, have a happy one!

[Vrede too]

I've gotten myself out of rhythm by getting up early yesterday in a futile effort to not waste any of the shortest day of the year. And now today is my birthday so I figured I might as well "s t r e t c h" this out and make the most of today before it's gone as well. And that girl with the brown sweater on looks like my sister; she probably thinks that cat is Jesus or at least an associate Jesus.

Congrats, hominy!!!

The triple post when you meant to edit tells my that you're celebrating the right way, praise Jesus.

[GoCubsGo]

Happy birthday!

[Vrede too]

If it's really your birthday, neoplacebo, have a happy one!

[neoplacebo]

I've gotten myself out of rhythm by getting up early yesterday in a futile effort to not waste any of the shortest day of the year. And now today is my birthday so I figured I might as well "s t r e t c h" this out and make the most of today before it's gone as well. And that girl with the brown sweater on looks like my sister; she probably thinks that cat is Jesus or at least an associate Jesus.

Congrats, hominy!!!

The triple post when you meant to edit tells my that you're celebrating the right way, praise Jesus.

Thanks, hominy, and everybody. I went to edit that post and now see what a catastrophe it became. I was trying to celebrate birthdayism and post at the same time and things just got out of hand. I was also on the phone with a baker trying to get a cake that looked like two splayed legs with a small head in the middle with the lettering "Happy Birthday" but the fucker hung up on me.

[Vrede too]

Thanks, hominy, and everybody. I went to edit that post and now see what a catastrophe it became. I was trying to celebrate birthdayism and post at the same time and things just got out of hand. I was also on the phone with a baker trying to get a cake that looked like two splayed legs with a small head in the middle with the lettering "Happy Birthday" but the fucker hung up on me.

"small head" . Gay cakes aren't protected in TN or NC.