Long, black, mammalian Cool Whip? Damn, that's dumb.
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I think he thinks he's being cute and clever.
But he comes off as a massive douchebag.
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He is a massive douchebag.
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GoChubsGo is the one who comes off as a major douchebag.
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Vrede too wrote: ↑Fri Mar 25, 2022 10:56 amRemember when I told y'all about the Philippines having human-sized bats? Yeah, this was what I was talking about
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But the king of the douchebags here must be YKW (V2)...
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"Road Warrior" is now.Vrede too wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:09 amPETA is out of control:
Mexico shooting: At least 19 killed at cockfighting pit
"The area around Las Tinajas is disputed by a number of gangs which engage in the smuggling of stolen petrol and the illegal tapping of petrol pipes owned by the state-run oil company."
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I think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
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And be careful, it sorta rushes up the siphon hose. I know.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:27 pmI think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
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You have to be able to sense that vestige of vacuum that precedes the flow of the gas and get your mouth off it right now.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:31 pmAnd be careful, it sorta rushes up the siphon hose. I know.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:27 pmI think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
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You're both correct. Stealing gas was part of Mad Max, but the gang wars over gas were the central plot of The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2).neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:40 pmYou have to be able to sense that vestige of vacuum that precedes the flow of the gas and get your mouth off it right now.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:31 pmAnd be careful, it sorta rushes up the siphon hose. I know.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:27 pmI think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
Siphoning is old school and largely ineffective.
Desperate thieves drilling into tanks to steal gas
There are growing reports nationwide of people stealing gas straight from cars as gas prices reach record highs.
The good news is: cars made in the 90’s or later are safe from siphoning. The old fashioned way of sticking a hose where a gas pump goes doesn’t work anymore. Plus, many gas caps have to be unlocked by the driver. But crooks are still finding away to steal gas.
Newer cars have a valve that relieves pressure in the tank, making it harder for people to steal gas. But now thieves are using power tools to go around that valve by drilling holes under a vehicle and then waiting for the gas to drain.
Police warn of people using power tools to steal gas from your tank.
This new method takes only seconds and ends up being something very costly for car owners....
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Ah, the taste of gasoline.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:31 pmAnd be careful, it sorta rushes up the siphon hose. I know.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:27 pmI think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
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I remember siphoning gas once...back then the gas tank was high enough above the receiving container (on the ground) that the flow was more than adequate. That may have been my first overt act in a criminal enterprise. I don't know what ever happened to the other two guys that were with me. They probably went on to bigger things and got the electric chair but I was wise to that deal. shitVrede too wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:57 pmYou're both correct. Stealing gas was part of Mad Max, but the gang wars over gas were the central plot of The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2).neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:40 pmYou have to be able to sense that vestige of vacuum that precedes the flow of the gas and get your mouth off it right now.billy.pilgrim wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:31 pmAnd be careful, it sorta rushes up the siphon hose. I know.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:27 pmI think that shit was in the original Mad Max movie. Neotip: if you've gotta steal gas, you better move your ass
Siphoning is old school and largely ineffective.Desperate thieves drilling into tanks to steal gas
There are growing reports nationwide of people stealing gas straight from cars as gas prices reach record highs.
The good news is: cars made in the 90’s or later are safe from siphoning. The old fashioned way of sticking a hose where a gas pump goes doesn’t work anymore. Plus, many gas caps have to be unlocked by the driver. But crooks are still finding away to steal gas.
Newer cars have a valve that relieves pressure in the tank, making it harder for people to steal gas. But now thieves are using power tools to go around that valve by drilling holes under a vehicle and then waiting for the gas to drain.
Police warn of people using power tools to steal gas from your tank.
This new method takes only seconds and ends up being something very costly for car owners....
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They probably still suck.neoplacebo wrote: ↑Mon Mar 28, 2022 7:52 pmI remember siphoning gas once...back then the gas tank was high enough above the receiving container (on the ground) that the flow was more than adequate. That may have been my first overt act in a criminal enterprise. I don't know what ever happened to the other two guys that were with me. They probably went on to bigger things and got the electric chair but I was wise to that deal. shit

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After getting my first taste of gasoline, I picked up a little red rubber squeeze ball at an auto parts store, which worked well enough to start the flow without risk of mouth to tank contact.
I have NO idea where it is today.
Although I seem to remember seeing a while back... and wondering what it was for. Last time I used it was probably about 30 years ago.
I have NO idea where it is today.
Although I seem to remember seeing a while back... and wondering what it was for. Last time I used it was probably about 30 years ago.