The Religion Thread

[Ombudsman]

Good lord you're almost too stupid to communicate with. Follow the bouncing ball. I didn't say you cared about your clients. You clearly don't care about anyone. I asked what would your clients think of your comments? Maybe we should find out.

[neoplacebo]

Wait - since when is having a girlfriend who is a dicksucker a bad thing? Since when is that insulting?

I've always considered that a plus; and by the same token, having a girlfriend who isn't is a bad thing....possibly even insulting.

[Mr.B]

"Damn your dumb. Under both names."

I've never really thought much of you as a comedian, but that was funny! You've made my day! Thanks.

Calling me Homerfobe is like calling you Billy Graham.

[Ombudsman]

"Damn your dumb. Under both names."

I've never really thought much of you as a comedian, but that was funny! You've made my day! Thanks.

Calling me Homerfobe is like calling you Billy Graham.

Oops you kind of blew it there. I didn't call you Homerfobe. But the similarities aren't hard to notice.

[bannination]

Good lord you're almost too stupid to communicate with. Follow the bouncing ball. I didn't say you cared about your clients. You clearly don't care about anyone. I asked what would your clients think of your comments? Maybe we should find out.

Is that a threat to visit real world consequences on a person because of their participation in this forum?

It's definitely a violation of the "don't be a dick".

[Mr.B]

"Oops you kind of blew it there. I didn't call you Homerfobe."

"......Under both names."

[Mr.B]

"I, too, wondered if he was calling you homerfobe but his subsequent posts about "clients" make me think he might mean homerfobe's real name."

Wonder why he thought Homer would have clients; and how would he know Homer's real name?

[O Really]

Homo is obviously a caricature and exaggerated persona. Even if he were real, he couldn't be so one-dimensioned as to have interest only in homosexual issues. He'd be more like the poster formerly known as nascar, who had his topics of interest, but would also chip in or other stuff. Homo never shows up except to demonstrate his vocabulary of offensive homosexual characterization. No opinions on guns. No opinons on Obamacare. No opinions on PATRIOT or its impact. No opinions on religion. No opinions on local events or sports. No opinions on civil liberties, except for denying them to gays. No contributions to "just for fun". No opinions on teabaggers, pro or con. He's a one-dimensional persona designed solely to attempt to irritate those who support gay rights.

Gongoozler, on the other hand, was apparently a real person, perhaps an attorney, who seemed to have similar views as homo with regard to gay issues.

[Mr.B]

"There is a Heaven . . . and it's in Paris."

Wonder how long it would take for all that chocolate to melt?

[Mr.B]

My mind worketh overtime........

[O Really]

You're probably remembering correctly but that sounds like DooHickey, too.

Naa, I was wrong on Gongoozler. At least in regard to his/her posts. Don't know about his/her actual opinions.

[neoplacebo]

Doomsday minister Harold Camping, who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011, died just the other day. Why didn't he see this coming?

[bannination]

The imaginary war on Christmas trying to become a real war.

Hoax About Atheist Teacher Suspending Student Who Said ‘Merry Christmas’ Goes Viral

The nasty calls and e-mails started to hit the real Argonne elementary on Thursday and have continued this week, district officials said. “You don’t expect to have to deal with this at this time of year,” [district Assistant Superintendent Leticia] Salinas said. “What was mostly upsetting was some of the references of what people should do to the teacher.”

The district assigned an extra security officer to the school, and police have increased their patrols of the campus.

Gotta protect the school against those "peaceful Christians".

[Boatrocker]

The imaginary war on Christmas trying to become a real war.

Hoax About Atheist Teacher Suspending Student Who Said ‘Merry Christmas’ Goes Viral

The nasty calls and e-mails started to hit the real Argonne elementary on Thursday and have continued this week, district officials said. “You don’t expect to have to deal with this at this time of year,” [district Assistant Superintendent Leticia] Salinas said. “What was mostly upsetting was some of the references of what people should do to the teacher.”

The district assigned an extra security officer to the school, and police have increased their patrols of the campus.

Gotta protect the school against those "peaceful Christians".

The simple lack of a very obvious /SARC tag is enough to ignite instant and violent brotherly love from these soi-disant "christians."

[neoplacebo]

Obviously, a miracle.

[bannination]

Obviously, a miracle.

Only when it happens one time 2000 years ago. Everyone since then and before is obviously not a miracle. Obviously

[Ombudsman]

Here's a good Ted Talk on why people believe in things that ain't so.

http://www.ted.com/talks/stephen_cave_t ... death.html

[Ombudsman]

The story of Satan falling from Heaven is not from the Bible. It's from the pseudepigrapha.

[bannination]

Apparently the whole Satan thing was a surprise to God too..... who created... everything.... knows everything..... right...


One day the angels[a] came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them. 7 The Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?”

Satan answered the Lord, “From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.”


Or perhaps God just has alzheimers.... who knows.

[homerfobe]

Or perhaps God just has alzheimers.... who knows.

He must have forgotten something. It's amazing. The Creator created such a beautiful planet. Then populated it with utter dumbasses like those found here, men screwing other men in the ass, women gobbling on other women, adults having sexual desires for children, animals, and what ever else suits their warped fantasy, then another group called liberal thinkers comes along saying their actions are perfectly normal.
Yep, it's a screwed up world. no pun intended.