Just for Fun

[Seth Milner]

A Japanese karate expert whose father has diarrhea:

A slap-happy Jappy with a crap-happy pappy.

[Vrede too]

"Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

[homerfobe]

http://i.imgur.com/wRFybUO.gifv

Showing a teen boy getting blown is a sure way to get homerfobe to return.

It got me to return to say that if you see a teenage boy getting blown in that gif you're either wishing you were the blower or you're so obsessed with kid sex that's all you can see into that photo.

[Seth Milner]

"Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

These people who sit around and dream this stuff has wa-aa-yyy too much time on their hands! Funny though.

[O Really]

So a scientist discovered that if he fed a certain type of seagulls to dolphins, they could live forever. On one trip to collect seagulls from the shore, the scientist cut across a state wildlife park to shorten the distance. As he was passing through, a several lions blocked his way. Thinking the lions would get out of the way, the scientist kept going, and unfortunately ran over a lion. As he left the park quickly, he was stopped by a state trooper. The scientist tried to pass it off as a simple speeding issue, but the cop told him, "no, speeding is not the problem. You're in big trouble - I've got you in violation of the Mann Act." What's that, the scientist asked? "You were transporting gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises" Ba-da-boom.

RIP, Cecil.

[Seth Milner]

So a scientist discovered that if he fed a certain type of seagulls to dolphins, they could live forever. On one trip to collect seagulls from the shore, the scientist cut across a state wildlife park to shorten the distance. As he was passing through, a several lions blocked his way. Thinking the lions would get out of the way, the scientist kept going, and unfortunately ran over a lion. As he left the park quickly, he was stopped by a state trooper. The scientist tried to pass it off as a simple speeding issue, but the cop told him, "no, speeding is not the problem. You're in big trouble - I've got you in violation of the Mann Act." What's that, the scientist asked? "You were transporting gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises" Ba-da-boom.

[O Really]

Good reaction. Means it's a successful pun. There's more.

[O Really]

Cowboy Roy buys a new pair of boots. He loved the boots, but one morning he finds one boot missing and the remaining boot all chewed up. He was irate, and went out to hunt for who or whatever ruined his boots. At the end of the day, he found a cougar in its lair, chewing on his other boot. He shot the cougar and took him and his boot back home. As he arrived, his wife asked, "Pardon me Roy - is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

Arrrrrgh!

[Seth Milner]

[Seth Milner]

Cowboy Roy buys a new pair of boots. He loved the boots, but one morning he finds one boot missing and the remaining boot all chewed up. He was irate, and went out to hunt for who or whatever ruined his boots. At the end of the day, he found a cougar in its lair, chewing on his other boot. He shot the cougar and took him and his boot back home. As he arrived, his wife asked, "Pardon me Roy - is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

Arrrrrgh!

I'm still mulling over that one. Cowboy Roy, boots, shoes, cougars, cats. . . :-0?> However, I've never met a cougar I didn't like.

[O Really]

Well, it was before my time too, but I still knew the song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdrYYUuT07Q

[billy.pilgrim]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Saran Wrap.



The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

[Seth Milner]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of
Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

I cry foul on that one!

[O Really]

Well, puns are usually verbal, even when written, it's the sound of the words that matter. But I gotta say, that's a first for me. To have somebody call grammar on a punish joke.

[Seth Milner]

Well, puns are usually verbal, even when written, it's the sound of the words that matter. But I gotta say, that's a first for me. To have somebody call grammar on a punish joke.

It's only legal when the joke is written. It is a good one though, Billy.

[billy.pilgrim]

Well, puns are usually verbal, even when written, it's the sound of the words that matter. But I gotta say, that's a first for me. To have somebody call grammar on a punish joke.

It's only legal when the joke is written. It is a good one though, Billy.

It ain't mine

just and c and p from a friend - I'm fairly certain that he was also passing it on

[Seth Milner]

It ain't mine
just and c and p from a friend - I'm fairly certain that he was also passing it on

That's OK. You posted it, and it's funny.

[O Really]

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

[Vrede too]

Doctor doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a moth.

I think you need a psychiatrist, I'm a dentist.

I know, but your light was on.

[Wneglia]

Amazing math trick reveals your favorite movie of all time!


This math exercise will only take you about ten seconds. Amazingly, it really works and will reveal your all-time favorite movie. Mine was spot on! DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is.

1. Pick a number from 1-9.

2. Multiply that number by 3.

3. Add 3.

4. Multiply by 3 again.

5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:

Movie List:

1. Gone With the Wind 2. E.T. 3. Blazing Saddles 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Obama Farewell Speech 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders of the Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, isn't that something?