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I have some questions and comments: Is this shoe suitable for kicking someone's ass?
Can you drink champagne from it without it leaking?
I can see right off that should one deliver a savage kick to the side of trump's head while wearing this shoe, it would not suffer much from a large greasy orange smear all along the side of it.
Next time show us the correct shoe to wear if one were just determined to kick Sean Hannity in the balls. I recommend something with a steel toe. Don't let me down, goddamn it.

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I'd like to hear more about Zibu.

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neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:29 am
I have some questions and comments: Is this shoe suitable for kicking someone's ass?
Can you drink champagne from it without it leaking?
I can see right off that should one deliver a savage kick to the side of trump's head while wearing this shoe, it would not suffer much from a large greasy orange smear all along the side of it.
Next time show us the correct shoe to wear if one were just determined to kick Sean Hannity in the balls. I recommend something with a steel toe. Don't let me down, goddamn it.
Ass kicking and leakless champagne drinking are two of the finer things in life, and we have earned and deserve the best footwear for doing so. However, you then veer off into the realm of trick proposals. Dolt .45 doesn't have a brain beneath that large greasy orange smear on his shoulders, and Hannity doesn't have balls for steel or any other material to connect with. Finally, I think that a better name for the company would be Neobalance.
F' ELON
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Vrede too wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:00 pm
neoplacebo wrote:
Fri Mar 26, 2021 6:29 am
I have some questions and comments: Is this shoe suitable for kicking someone's ass?
Can you drink champagne from it without it leaking?
I can see right off that should one deliver a savage kick to the side of trump's head while wearing this shoe, it would not suffer much from a large greasy orange smear all along the side of it.
Next time show us the correct shoe to wear if one were just determined to kick Sean Hannity in the balls. I recommend something with a steel toe. Don't let me down, goddamn it.
Ass kicking and leakless champagne drinking are two of the finer things in life, and we have earned and deserve the best footwear for doing so. However, you then veer off into the realm of trick proposals. Dolt .45 doesn't have a brain beneath that large greasy orange smear on his shoulders, and Hannity doesn't have balls for steel or any other material to connect with. Finally, I think that a better name for the company would be Neobalance.
Ah, this is where my psychology comes in. I figure Leo is a trumper and I figure to coddle him and explioit his ignorance and propensity to believe bullshit, lies, and nonsense. Soon I will ask him what he wears when he goes to bed and ridicule the shit out of it. And notice I did not mention any of the fine points you pointed to with regard to Hannity having any balls to kick.....that's part of the plan. Give them the idea that their nonsense is actually believable and then destroy it with facts and reason and history. They can't stand it.

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