
ICE Barbie Kristi Noem: I’m Going to Keep Playing Dress-Up
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
Many divisions of the Homeland Security Department are “proud” of her for dressing up in their gear, she said.
... On Fox News, host Jesse Watters asked Noem—who has played a firefighter, a pilot, an ICE agent, and a Customs and Border Protection officer—about the feedback, some of which has come from her own side of the aisle.
“Some critics are saying you look too glamorous when you’re wandering through these mega-prisons, or you shouldn’t be all tacked-out, posing for cameras,” he said, alluding to Noem apparently wearing a $60,000 watch at a notorious prison in El Salvador, and just yesterday holding a rifle while rounding up migrants in Arizona.

“What do you say to them?” Watters asked, not mentioning how Noem’s rifle was inadvertently pointed at an officer’s head....

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