Cosplay ICE Barbie Gnome

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I think she's earned her own thread, by having as many outfits and professions as the doll.

ICE Barbie Kristi Noem: I’m Going to Keep Playing Dress-Up
CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP
Many divisions of the Homeland Security Department are “proud” of her for dressing up in their gear, she said.

... On Fox News, host Jesse Watters asked Noem—who has played a firefighter, a pilot, an ICE agent, and a Customs and Border Protection officer—about the feedback, some of which has come from her own side of the aisle.

“Some critics are saying you look too glamorous when you’re wandering through these mega-prisons, or you shouldn’t be all tacked-out, posing for cameras,” he said, alluding to Noem apparently wearing a $60,000 watch at a notorious prison in El Salvador, and just yesterday holding a rifle while rounding up migrants in Arizona.

“What do you say to them?” Watters asked, not mentioning how Noem’s rifle was inadvertently pointed at an officer’s head....

Opps. Friendly Fire ICE Barbie:


Jailer Barbie:


Firefighter Barbie:


Hunter Barbie:


MAGAt Barbie:


Buff Barbie:


CBP Barbie:


Competent Cabinet Secretary Barbie:


Scholar Barbie:


Cowgirl Barbie:


Coast Guard helicopter pilot Barbie:


Shipboard Combat Barbie:



USCG small boat driver Barbie (South Bay, San Diego, CA, March 16, 2025):


Flamethrower Barbie:



Will there be action figures? Oh wait . . .

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Yeah those units who are "proud of her wearing their gear" probably had in mind a logo hat, jacket or badge. I doubt they're so proud of her pretending to be one of them in full cosplay.

Historically, such efforts have not had happy endings:



And Dukakis really had served in the military.

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Yeah those units who are "proud of her wearing their gear" probably had in mind a logo hat, jacket or badge. I doubt they're so proud of her pretending to be one of them in full cosplay.

Note that it's Barbie making these claims about the units' approval. Besides, what are they supposed to say? Cosplay Gnome can de-fund or fire them.

Historically, such efforts have not had happy endings:

https://www.usnews.com/object/image/000 ... ponsive970

And Dukakis really had served in the military.

Great minds . . . I thought about including Tanker Dukakis in my post, with a mention of RepuQ hypocrisy. I'm happy that you did.

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Dog killer Barbie needs to be more prominent.

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Dog killer Barbie needs to be more prominent.

https://e3.365dm.com/24/05/2048x1152/sk ... 0502120624

Puppy killer. There isn't really a cosplay pic of her doing that, AFAIK , but there are 2 action figures.

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That goat looks terrified as hell.

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Dog killer Barbie needs to be more prominent.

https://e3.365dm.com/24/05/2048x1152/sk ... 0502120624

Puppy killer. There isn't really a cosplay pic of her doing that, AFAIK , but there are 2 action figures.

The internet failed us.

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Dog killer Barbie needs to be more prominent.

https://e3.365dm.com/24/05/2048x1152/sk ... 0502120624

Puppy killer. There isn't really a cosplay pic of her doing that, AFAIK , but there are 2 action figures.

The internet failed us.

The internet never fails. We just fail as users.

There's this from PETA:

“Cricket's Revenge”

Also:


A better alternative to my "Jailer Barbie" above: Gulag Barbie

Never forget:

... Does Noem end the story there and leave the rest to people’s imaginations? No, no she does not.

Noem, who also represented her state in Congress for eight years, got her gun, then led Cricket to a gravel pit. “It was not a pleasant job,” she writes, “but it had to be done. And after it was over, I realized another unpleasant job needed to be done.”

That’s right: Noem had another animal to kill.

Her family, she writes, also owned a male goat that was “nasty and mean,” because it had not been castrated. Furthermore, the goat smelled “disgusting, musky, rancid” and “loved to chase” Noem’s children, knocking them down and ruining their clothes.

Hey, that's just like me - nasty, mean, not castrated, smelly, love to chase children, knocking them down into mud puddles.

Noem decided to kill the unnamed goat the same way she had just killed Cricket the dog. But though she “dragged him to a gravel pit,” the goat jumped as she shot and therefore survived the wound. Noem says she went back to her truck, retrieved another shell, then “hurried back to the gravel pit and put him down.”

Unprepared goat torturer.

If that wasn’t nightmare-inducing enough, Noem adds that after she was done with her grisly killings, she realized a construction crew had witnessed the whole thing. Then, we shit you not, she writes that a school bus pulled up and dropped her kids off, apparently just narrowly missing her American Psycho: Four-Legged Friends Edition moment. “Kennedy looked around confused,” she writes of her daughter, who then asked: “Hey, where’s Cricket?” ...

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Hey, that's just like me - nasty, mean, not castrated, smelly, love to chase children, knocking them down into mud puddles.

Be afraid, Cat Pan may turn you in.

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Hey, that's just like me - nasty, mean, not castrated, smelly, love to chase children, knocking them down into mud puddles.

Be afraid, Cat Pan may turn you in.

S/he will be quoting me for weeks or longer. Good thing I'm not reading it.

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Hey, that's just like me - nasty, mean, not castrated, smelly, love to chase children, knocking them down into mud puddles.

Be afraid, Cat Pan may turn you in.

S/he will be quoting me for weeks or longer. Good thing I'm not reading it.

If you did see and read the stuff the cat pan posts, you'd be able to add "bleeding eyes" to your list of attributes.

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The cosplaying continues.

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Ultimate cosplaying accessory.

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GoBarbieGo!

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Goddamn, it's like Rudy heading up the Bureau of Alcohol (stop there) and just call the T and F Tough Shit / Fuck Off

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She's Habius Corpusing them.

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GoBarbieGo!

About what I would expect from the South Dakota Snow Queen and South Dakota State grad.

Another expectation:

Kristi Noem’s Gloat Over Dismissed Migrants Lawsuit Sparks Outrage
Donald Trump’s Homeland Security secretary shared two words condemned as “classless” and “embarrassing.”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem drew swift backlash on Thursday after posting a celebratory but crude message on social media in response to the dismissal of a lawsuit against her department.

“Suck it,” Noem wrote on X, formerly Twitter, attaching a screenshot of a court notice confirming that a group of 10 detained immigrants had voluntarily withdrawn their legal challenge to potentially being sent to Guantanamo.

Seven of the group had already been removed from the U.S., “rendering their claims moot,” and three “no longer wished to continue litigating this case,” said the notice.

Leaving aside the utter lack of professionalism, there's nothing here to do a victory dance over, idiot. The three might have withdrawn for any number of reasons, not the least of which being that PINO already caved in. Immigrants were removed from Gitmo and none are being sent there. Pay attention.

This is the official account of the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security of the United States.

Quit embarrassing this country.

Every day they give me an opportunity (sometimes multiple opportunities) to say it again-they are the worst of us. And folks, unless we start making our voices heard, this nation will be remade in their horrible image. WAKE UP!

Did you really just say “Suck it.” in response to people asserting their due process rights?
What a dignified addition to the annals of US History.
You’re not fit to be the dogshit scraped off the bottom of someone’s shoes @Sec_Noem, you ignorant ass.
#ClownCabinet

This is beyond disgraceful.

An absolutely pathetic puerile display from a supposed adult.

The Secretary of Homeland Security, folks. What an absolute clown show.

alex
(... former @DHSgov spox ...)
If we’re lucky, it’ll only take years to undo the damage Kristi Noem has inflicted on DHS, its workforce, and its reputation in just four months. This behavior is beneath the office and an embarrassment to the institution.

Conduct unbecoming a member of the United States cabinet.

Baaad Barbie.

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It's Monday.

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It's Monday.
https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski ... 4llmbtqs2g

The idiot is wearing black!

It's not every day that you see a jackass riding a camel.

She is a grifter like the rest of this administration. I see why she requested 50 millions for a luxury jet

May the fleas of a thousand camels deport her ass to The Hague.

Oh FFS.
Another costume change for the child.
She's the definition of a deplorable.

Noem seems to think her entire job is to dress up and pose for pictures.

She sees herself as a celebrity, which is dangerous, and unbecoming.

Well trump thought he was casting a reality TV show when he nominated his cabinet, so of course she sees herself as a celebrity.

Will they be voting someone off at the end of each week?

Excellent plan.

If that camel acts up, is she going to add the name "camel killer" to go with "dog killer" and "goat killer"?

Keep her there, she can be an immigrant for a change.

What does this have to do with US homeland security? Why are Americans allowing her to waste money like this?

Because when she's making a fool of herself on a camel on the other side of the world, she isn't getting up to stupid sh!t here in the US.

And I, for one, hope she has such a great time in Arabia that she wants to stay for a LONG visit!

They can have her.

Lots more.

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If that camel acts up, is she going to add the name "camel killer" to go with "dog killer" and "goat killer"?

"goat killer"
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