Just for Fun

[Vrede too]

Happy all of the above and wasssssup? Columbus Day.....the only thing it means to me is that there's no mail. Also, in 1892 and 93 the US Mint made half dollars commemorating Columbus....his face is on the front and his fucking ship is on the back. Think about if his ship had sunk before he got anywhere near here; we'd be celebrating some other asshole who raped and pillaged his way as far as he dared to go. As far as "just for fun" goes, I've pretty much decided to give up on that. Just for fun.

You would have sunk Columbus' fucking ships if you were around.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8p0r2TWIk

:!:

[Vrede too]

[neoplacebo]

That guy is the new Rodney Dangerfield. These were my favorite Rodneyisms; "The bartender asked me what I'll have; I said surprise me. He showed me naked pictures of my wife." And "My wife told me she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car; and she wants me to drive."

[Vrede too]

That guy is the new Rodney Dangerfield. These were my favorite Rodneyisms; "The bartender asked me what I'll have; I said surprise me. He showed me naked pictures of my wife." And "My wife told me she wants to have sex in the back seat of the car; and she wants me to drive."

He never got no respect!


Some Halloween horror for y'all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUIOtA8LPec



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l-bTxQg5t0

[Vrede too]

[Vrede too]

A lady asks a man at a bar what he's drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.

"What's so magic about it?" she asks. He gets up and flies around the room.

The lady says, "I'll have what he's having." Then she climbs to the roof, jumps, and falls to her death.

The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk."

[neoplacebo]

One of my favorites is when the guy goes into the bar and says "I'll have what that guy on the floor is having."

[billy.pilgrim]

A lady asks a man at a bar what he's drinking. "Magic Beer," he says.

"What's so magic about it?" she asks. He gets up and flies around the room.

The lady says, "I'll have what he's having." Then she climbs to the roof, jumps, and falls to her death.

The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Superman, you're such a jerk when you're drunk."

I remember when that was an ethnic/racist joke, now it's has a new twist.

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

Perfectly performed finish!

Lots of tweets about "windmill cancer".

People are so creative

[billy.pilgrim]

I wonder if the red stripes on the blades are for bird safety. I read that painting one of the blades black reduced bird kills by 70%. I wondered then if painting all three would be even better. I wonder if that's where trump got his 70% property value drop.
I wonder a lot.

[Whack9]

What I think about old man DT

[Whack9]

[GoCubsGo]

You sure she's not constipated?

[Vrede too]

(post)

That jug is great!

Or, she thinks that she slept with you, but can't remember if you were any good.

[Whack9]

(post)

That jug is great!

Or, she thinks that she slept with you, but can't remember if you were any good.

"Whack9, that was the best dissapointment in the bedroom I've ever had!"
- Melania.

#1 like always.

[Whack9]

M O R N I N G M E M E D R O P:







Fucking filters man. Who is real!?


















































Ok time to start my day. Peace.

[neoplacebo]

Excellent. Should be sent to the United Nations and voted on now. Especially those pot sicles. Hmmmmm.

[O Really]

So there are a few commuter trains that go by close enough to hear their warning toots - almost always the same one, with slight variations - the standard crossing warning toooooot - tooooooot - toot - toooooooot. Last night some clever tooter tooted "Jingle Bells".

[billy.pilgrim]

https://youtu.be/zIWHWjddGsQ

As long as we're tooting Christmas songs