Nice to have grown ups in charge

[Ombudsman]

Bush Resume
Ignored repeated warnings about Bin Laden including a memo stating Bin Laden Determined to Attack in US
In charge during worst terrorist attack in US history
Attacked wrong nation based on intel given by an individual who made most of it up
Took seven years to solve anthrax attacks.
Never caught Bin Laden
Oversaw worst stock market crash in years
Lowered the value of the dollar

Obama Resume
Shut down Somali pirate problem.
Captured Bin Laden
Boston Terrorists captured within a week.
Ricin suspect captured within two days
Stock Market performing at record levels

[homerfobe]

Obama Resume
Shut down Somali pirate problem. Single-handedly even! What a man!
Captured Bin Laden. "In the early morning hours; I...,I...,I...,I........Sure."
Boston Terrorists captured within a week. Good thing Mr. Obama was in Boston all that time; they couldn't have done it without him!
Ricin suspect captured within two days. Like a frickin' bloodhound, wasn't he? What a man!
Stock Market performing at record levels. Especially since the day before was a real bitch! Where was your hero that day?

updated 4/16/2013 7:06:27 PM ET
NEW YORK — A strong report on housing and good quarterly earnings from several major companies helped the stock market rebound
after its worst day of the year.

The Dow Jones industrial average rose 157.58 points, or 1.1 percent, on Tuesday, to 14,756.78, winning back more than half of the 265
points it lost a day earlier. The Standard & Poor's 500 index climbed 22.2 points, or 1.4 percent, to 1,574.57.

opps! See what happens when "grown-ups" think they know everything?

[Leo Lyons]

Never caught Bin Laden

As Vrede pointed out, Bin Laden was never "caught"; Obama did no better at "catching" him.
(not that Obama had anything to do with the actual "capture" anyway)

To be fair though, Bin Laden was assigned a permanent suite at the bottom of the Indian Ocean.

[Leo Lyons]

...(not that Obama had anything to do with the actual "capture" anyway)...

Nothing?

Well....he did claim the majority of the credit.

I meant as in being there, as Ommy insinuated that Bush was actually on the scene in each of his scenarios.