Dammit Boys! Eat Your Hearts Out!

[Leo Lyons]

Why didn't we think of doing stunts like this when we were in school?

Prom Date

[O Really]

It's a good thing he didn't go to Yayhoo High in Lincoln County. She'd be too old to be let in the door...
http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12325797

[bannination]

Why didn't we think of doing stunts like this when we were in school?

Prom Date

Of all the hot women to pick from, I don't think she'd even make it on my top ten. She just doesn't have the curves.

[Stinger]

Why didn't we think of doing stunts like this when we were in school?

Prom Date

Of all the hot women to pick from, I don't think she'd even make it on my top ten. She just doesn't have the curves.

But how does she compare with the high school seniors who went to your prom?

[bannination]

Why didn't we think of doing stunts like this when we were in school?

Prom Date

Of all the hot women to pick from, I don't think she'd even make it on my top ten. She just doesn't have the curves.

But how does she compare with the high school seniors who went to your prom?

Good point!

[homerfobe]

Of all the hot women to pick from, I don't think she'd even make it on my top ten. She just doesn't have the curves.

She probably doesn't have the right curves for you. Don't flatter yourself, I don't think you should be concerned whether you would even garner a second glance from her either. Nicki Minaj more your style?

[Stinger]

This woman doesn't have the curves?





I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Ombudsman]

I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

I caught him down near the Flat Rock Wine Shoppe pleasuring himself once. Odd thing was, it was closed and the only sign of life was a stray puggle he was eye balling. Go figure.

[homerfobe]

Of all the hot women to pick from, I don't think she'd even make it on my top ten. She just doesn't have the curves.

This woman doesn't have the curves?

I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

I caught him down near the Flat Rock Wine Shoppe pleasuring himself once. Odd thing was, it was closed and the only sign of life was a stray puggle he was eye balling. Go figure.

Go figure. A peeping tom. Bannination, did you really do that? Or is Ombuddy really so clueless that he couldn't comprehend Stinger's post?

[Ombudsman]

Go figure. A peeping tom.

You shouldn't do those things in public. What's wrong with you anyway?

[bannination]

This woman doesn't have the curves?





I hope you don't mind me asking, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

To me it looks like she was photoshopped to have curves in those pictures. Well, I'm sure they are photoshopped, but I don't know to what extent.



That just doesn't do anything for me. Sorry. I'm not saying she's ugly, just not my preference.

[Stinger]

Oh, Kate Upton. I posted pictures of his actual date, Nina Agdal.

Okay. Kate Upton.



And she's not worthy?

You're what? Pushing 105 or so?

I'm guessing even Kate would outshine 142 out of 100 prom dates in the U.S.

[Wneglia]

[Leo Lyons]

Flagrant false advertising!! A woman doesn't have an orgasm while eating a Hardee's burger!!

(I damn near had one after seeing....never mind.)

[bannination]

Meh, more my type. I give you, Alison Brie.

[Leo Lyons]

Flagrant false advertising!! A woman doesn't have an orgasm while eating a Hardee's burger!!

She probably doesn't eat Hardee's burgers, either.

(I damn near had one after seeing....never mind.)

Kate Upton or the burger?

What burger?

[Ombudsman]

Hey Leo, why do you spend so much time pretending you're from Arizona when in fact you're posting from a Hooterville IP address?

[Leo Lyons]

Hey Leo, why do you spend so much time pretending you're from Arizona when in fact you're posting from a Hooterville IP address?

You sure have an obssession with identifying forum members, don't you? If it's really any of your business, I first "pretended" to establish my internet service with AT&T while I was "pretending" to live in Columbus. When I "pretended" I got back to AZ, "I pretended" I still had service, so I "pretended" I didn't change providers. Happy now? Now, you can carry on with your miserable existence.

[bannination]

Contributing:

[Ombudsman]

Hey Leo, why do you spend so much time pretending you're from Arizona when in fact you're posting from a Hooterville IP address?

You sure have an obssession with identifying forum members, don't you? If it's really any of your business, I first "pretended" to establish my internet service with AT&T while I was "pretending" to live in Columbus. When I "pretended" I got back to AZ, "I pretended" I still had service, so I "pretended" I didn't change providers. Happy now? Now, you can carry on with your miserable existence.

Not an obsession, but when someone has no other purpose than being an anonymous asshole, I find it useful. So seriously why do you keep pretending you're in Arizona? Is it because it's the nuttiest right wing state you could think of?