President* Trump

[Whack9]

Trump lies like the rug on his head.

sewed to his head

I think it might actually be glued to his head.

Remember the tale that his first wife Ivana told? Don was concerned about his receding hairline, so Ivana set him up with her plastic surgeon. Apparently the surgeon did a "scalp reduction". I'm not sure of the technique, but apparently he wound up with a visible scar - don't know if it was in front by his carefully coiffed bangs tend to suggest it is - and Don was livid about it. "You've ruined me!" he apparently screamed at Ivana, and it eventually led to their divorce. He's so vain.

He's such a puss. Grow a pair and shave it. It's been scientifically proven that when a man shaves his head it automatically adds 15 pounds of muscle.

[Vrede too]

He's such a puss. Grow a pair and shave it. It's been scientifically proven that when a man shaves his head it automatically adds 15 pounds of muscle.

What happens when your back gets shaved?

[neoplacebo]

Trump lies like the rug on his head.

sewed to his head

I think it might actually be glued to his head.

Remember the tale that his first wife Ivana told? Don was concerned about his receding hairline, so Ivana set him up with her plastic surgeon. Apparently the surgeon did a "scalp reduction". I'm not sure of the technique, but apparently he wound up with a visible scar - don't know if it was in front by his carefully coiffed bangs tend to suggest it is - and Don was livid about it. "You've ruined me!" he apparently screamed at Ivana, and it eventually led to their divorce. He's so vain.

He's such a puss. Grow a pair and shave it. It's been scientifically proven that when a man shaves his head it automatically adds 15 pounds of muscle.

Hell, if he did that, those 15 pounds of muscle would only cleave to the sides of his head and the back of his neck. Nothing conventional works on this mutant buffoon. And don't look now, but he's got the same kind of hair under his arms that he has on his head. Fucking idiot.

[Vrede too]

... I also liked the image of PINO riding in a golf cart when every other world leader, some also elderly, was walking (1/3 mile).

[Whack9]

He's such a puss. Grow a pair and shave it. It's been scientifically proven that when a man shaves his head it automatically adds 15 pounds of muscle.

What happens when your back gets shaved?

You become more aerodynamic and feel as slick and sly as a newborn baby seal on a crisp arctic day.

[neoplacebo]

He's such a puss. Grow a pair and shave it. It's been scientifically proven that when a man shaves his head it automatically adds 15 pounds of muscle.

What happens when your back gets shaved?

You become more aerodynamic and feel as slick and sly as a newborn baby seal on a crisp arctic day.

Ernest T. Bass got the back of his neck shaved and he called it "slickety."

[Vrede too]

What happens when your back gets shaved?

You become more aerodynamic and feel as slick and sly as a newborn baby seal on a crisp arctic day.

Has wind resistance been a big issue for you?

[Vrede too]

America's top general says he was wrong to join Trump for photo op

I have never seen so much brass and clergy distance themselves from a POTUS, not even Nixon. It may even be having an effect within the GOP.

Defying Trump, Republican-led Senate panel backs stripping Confederate names from military bases



The notion was most prominently floated by:

Army secretary open to renaming military bases named for Confederate generals

I love seeing these kinds of headlines on Faux Noise.

I was just thinking about this last night, but wasn't near the computer - Is it possible that all of this former and even current brass is signaling more than just annoyance with the church photo op fiasco? Are they subtly telling PINO that messing with the election before or after the fact will not be tolerated? Now, Biden has put it out there, which I'm not sure if it's politically wise for him to have done or not.

Biden predicts military will intervene if Trump refuses to accept election loss

[billy.pilgrim]

America's top general says he was wrong to join Trump for photo op

I have never seen so much brass and clergy distance themselves from a POTUS, not even Nixon. It may even be having an effect within the GOP.

Defying Trump, Republican-led Senate panel backs stripping Confederate names from military bases



The notion was most prominently floated by:

Army secretary open to renaming military bases named for Confederate generals

I love seeing these kinds of headlines on Faux Noise.

I was just thinking about this last night, but wasn't near the computer - Is it possible that all of this former and even current brass is signaling more than just annoyance with the church photo op fiasco? Are they subtly telling PINO that messing with the election before or after the fact will not be tolerated? Now, Biden has put it out there, which I'm not sure if it's politically wise for him to have done or not.

Biden predicts military will intervene if Trump refuses to accept election loss

His back stepping now is bullshit.

He strutted around for hours talking to the troops while in full camo

[GoCubsGo]

Realistically, if he loses, and the electoral college verifies the Biden win and he doesn't vacate the Whitehouse is he still President on January 20 at 12:01? Of course not, the military can and will ignore his orders, he can't sign or veto bills and can't issue executive orders.

The secret service presidential protective detail will discontinue (They most probably hate the guy). Then what?

He will however, continue to be a bloviating empty suit.

[Vrede too]

Realistically, if he loses, and the electoral college verifies the Biden win and he doesn't vacate the Whitehouse is he still President on January 20 at 12:01? Of course not, the military can and will ignore his orders, he can't sign or veto bills and can't issue executive orders.

The secret service presidential protective detail will discontinue (They most probably hate the guy). Then what?

He will however, continue to be a bloviating empty suit.

It will be messy. I think reduced SS protection continues for life, but I'm not sure how that would work in prison.

[GoCubsGo]

Realistically, if he loses, and the electoral college verifies the Biden win and he doesn't vacate the Whitehouse is he still President on January 20 at 12:01? Of course not, the military can and will ignore his orders, he can't sign or veto bills and can't issue executive orders.

The secret service presidential protective detail will discontinue (They most probably hate the guy). Then what?

He will however, continue to be a bloviating empty suit.

It will be messy. I think reduced SS protection continues for life, but I'm not sure how that would work in prison.

Reduced protection does continue for life. He'll scram out of there though when he realizes he has to sit in traffic like a mere mortal. No motorcade, Marine One or Air Force One to take him to his golf courses.

[Whack9]

What happens when your back gets shaved?

You become more aerodynamic and feel as slick and sly as a newborn baby seal on a crisp arctic day.

Has wind resistance been a big issue for you?

When you run out of your dates door nekked because she got a little too freaky you need all the speed you can get.

[Vrede too]

When you run out of your dates door nekked because she got a little too freaky you need all the speed you can get.

Define "too freaky" and what are their phone numbers?

[Vrede too]

It will be messy. I think reduced SS protection continues for life, but I'm not sure how that would work in prison.

Reduced protection does continue for life. He'll scram out of there though when he realizes he has to sit in traffic like a mere mortal. No motorcade, Marine One or Air Force One to take him to his golf courses.

Found:

I hope they save some (tear gas, pepper balls/spray) for when Trump refuses to leave the White House next January.

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

Found:

Picture Trump with White House Security pinning Trump's neck to the ground with a knee when Trump refuses to leave the White House after Biden takes the presidential oath of office.

[billy.pilgrim]

Someone probably already posted him attempting to drink water. If so, here it is again

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politi ... story.html

It's the same as his previous attempts.
He lifts the glass almost to his mouth
Looks confused
Then uses his other hand to push the glass to his mouth.

My wife thinks that the confusion starts when he can't find his sippy straw. I think she's got him.


Edit: don't you love the little victory dance he does after accomplishing the stairs?

[GoCubsGo]

Hey, who knew Saturday Night Live was back?

[billy.pilgrim]

Hey, who knew Saturday Night Live was back?

I thought that the tweet was fake. It sounded so much like satire that I had to look it up to verify.
Please excuse my lack of trust, but it sounded overly stupid.