Coronavirus was god punishing trump for bragging, or so trump says God told him

[billy.pilgrim]

the dude talks to God and God talks back

https://youtu.be/vmdEV44lv0M


"While boasting about the “economic miracle” he claims to have achieved before COVID-19 disrupted life across America, the president described having a conversation with God about his track record as president.

“We built the greatest economy in the history of the world, and now I have to do it again,” he said, repeating a debunked claim about his administration’s economic successes during a campaign stop in Mankato, Minnesota.

“You know what that is?” Trump asked. “That’s God testing me. He said, ‘You know, you did it once.’ And I said, ‘Did I do a great job, God? I’m the only one that could do it.’’’

According to Trump, God wasn’t too pleased with his boast.

“[God] said, ‘That, you shouldn’t say. Now we’re going to have you do it again,’” he said as his audience broke into laughter.

“I said, ‘OK, I agree. You got me,’” he said. “But I did it once. And now I’m doing it again.”


https://www.superiortelegram.com/news/g ... paign-stop

[neoplacebo]

Shit, all this time I thought god only talked to the cat fan.

[billy.pilgrim]

I never realized that God was such a shit that he would kill 200,000 Americans to test trump's skills

[GoCubsGo]

The lord works in mysterious ways.