Can't make this (stuff) up

[Vrede too]

I think that about a dozen of those things would look good clinging to random portions of trump's border wall.

[billy.pilgrim]

I think that about a dozen of those things would look good clinging to random portions of trump's border wall.

The scots used bagpipes to scare their enemies (or so I was told but really don't know), neo is right, mount a bunch of those trump rats on the border wall glaring toward Mexico and no more Mexicans. Toss in a welcome sign with trump-rat eating a child and they would move away from the wall - kinda like a DMZ by default.

Remember, the border comes first or you don't even have a country.

[neoplacebo]

I think that about a dozen of those things would look good clinging to random portions of trump's border wall.

The scots used bagpipes to scare their enemies (or so I was told but really don't know), neo is right, mount a bunch of those trump rats on the border wall glaring toward Mexico and no more Mexicans. Toss in a welcome sign with trump-rat eating a child and they would move away from the wall - kinda like a DMZ by default.

Remember, the border comes first or you don't even have a country.

Thanks. I've always had en eye for what would make an impression. And they say first impressions count for a lot.

[Whack9]

[GoCubsGo]

Could only get through about a minute and a half.

[O Really]

Yet another article about a hottish teacher "sexually abusing" a (16 yo) "child". Actually tossed her in jail. But when police interviewed the "victim" he said “Well, it is every kid’s dream to do a teacher.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sch ... 05727.html

[neoplacebo]

Yet another article about a hottish teacher "sexually abusing" a (16 yo) "child". Actually tossed her in jail. But when police interviewed the "victim" he said “Well, it is every kid’s dream to do a teacher.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sch ... 05727.html

I had just read that story right before coming on here.....it reminded me of how hot I was for this particular high school psychology teacher. She was only about five years older than me.....probably her first teaching job......anyway, she was a tall slim redhead with a knockout figure and I was hopelessly infatuated with her. Had she and I had a sexual relationship at that time back in 71 I would probably not be able to not brag about it.

[Vrede too]

A surfer lost his board in Hawaii. It reappeared in the Philippines, more than 5,000 miles away

[Leo Lyons]

(video)

Could only get through about a minute and a half.

I stopped watching at about the 15 second mark. I'm no prude, but I despise it when someone thinks that to be funny they have to pepper their language with the 'F' word; and that effin' cap!

[Leo Lyons]

Yet another article about a hottish teacher "sexually abusing" a (16 yo) "child". Actually tossed her in jail. But when police interviewed the "victim" he said “Well, it is every kid’s dream to do a teacher.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sch ... 05727.html

I had just read that story right before coming on here.....it reminded me of how hot I was for this particular high school psychology teacher. She was only about five years older than me.....probably her first teaching job......anyway, she was a tall slim redhead with a knockout figure and I was hopelessly infatuated with her. Had she and I had a sexual relationship at that time back in 71 I would probably not be able to not brag about it.

I had a hot teacher in high school too. Back then teachers dressed very conservatively; not shabby like many do today. My teacher always wore full dresses that turned me on like a light bulb! Like you neo, had I gotten the opportunity to fulfill my wildest fantasies with her, I damn sure wouldn't have shared my experience with anyone else!
whew! just the memories flooding my mind right now!

[neoplacebo]

Yet another article about a hottish teacher "sexually abusing" a (16 yo) "child". Actually tossed her in jail. But when police interviewed the "victim" he said “Well, it is every kid’s dream to do a teacher.”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sch ... 05727.html

I had just read that story right before coming on here.....it reminded me of how hot I was for this particular high school psychology teacher. She was only about five years older than me.....probably her first teaching job......anyway, she was a tall slim redhead with a knockout figure and I was hopelessly infatuated with her. Had she and I had a sexual relationship at that time back in 71 I would probably not be able to not brag about it.

I had a hot teacher in high school too. Back then teachers dressed very conservatively; not shabby like many do today. My teacher always wore full dresses that turned me on like a light bulb! Like you neo, had I gotten the opportunity to fulfill my wildest fantasies with her, I damn sure wouldn't have shared my experience with anyone else!
whew! just the memories flooding my mind right now!

You must be a little older than me; my famous Miss Johnson would wear the short skirts that were the fashion in the early 70's. This made things harder on me.

[Leo Lyons]

You must be a little older than me; my famous Miss Johnson would wear the short skirts that were the fashion in the early 70's.
This made things harder on me.

No pun intended I assume?
Ah, Miss Johnson! If I didn't know better, I would have guessed you attended Harper Valley Jr. High, but that was a Mrs. Johnson.
My hardthrob heartthrob experience occurred in the late 60''s.

[Vrede too]

Rapper who bragged about defrauding government in music video gets arrested for actually doing it

[Vrede too]

Excellent Halloween headline:

Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery

[neoplacebo]

Skull on fireplace mantel (wearing sunglasses) in TN home found to be that of man missing nearly ten years. I swear I had nothing to do with this.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/skull-firepl ... 57867.html

[Vrede too]

Skull on fireplace mantel (wearing sunglasses) in TN home found to be that of man missing nearly ten years. I swear I had nothing to do with this.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/skull-firepl ... 57867.html

You're no murderer, but the sunglasses do sound like something you would do.

[neoplacebo]

Skull on fireplace mantel (wearing sunglasses) in TN home found to be that of man missing nearly ten years. I swear I had nothing to do with this.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/skull-firepl ... 57867.html

You're no murderer, but the sunglasses do sound like something you would do.

If I found a skull I'd tell the cops, let them have it for investigation, and ask to have it back when they're done. Then I'd put the glasses on it. Probably stick a joint in its mouth as well and maybe wrap a nice scarf around the base of it.

[Vrede too]

If I found a skull I'd tell the cops, let them have it for investigation, and ask to have it back when they're done. Then I'd put the glasses on it. Probably stick a joint in its mouth as well and maybe wrap a nice scarf around the base of it.

Speaking of dead people, this headline could be the winning guess in a game of Clue:

Russia's 'Sausage King' killed with a crossbow in sauna outside Moscow

[neoplacebo]

trump might be the new sausage king of Russia.

[Vrede too]

trump might be the new sausage king of Russia.

We can hope.


E-delusion and e-fraud:

Local clairvoyan­t discusses remote psychic readings

Note the absence of the words 'supposed', 'claimed' and 'alleged'.