The Karen Collection

[.Oomba.]

Pizza Karen

I wonder what she thought about the gay couple's right
to ask a local bakery to bake them their wedding cake.

[Ulysses]

Pizza Karen

I wonder what she thought about the gay couple's right
to ask a local bakery to bake them their wedding cake.

Is she wearing the latest fashion from the Karen Tent Dress Collection?

Stunning!

[neoplacebo]

If I'm not mistaken, that outfit is from the Ivanka Trump / Goya Bean Sack collection. It runs about $12,000

[GoCubsGo]

Slinking out with a whimper.

[Vrede too]

Slinking out with a whimper.

:?: Sounds to me like she's choosing not to sign a new contract.

... "I was going to stop after season 16. That was going to be my last season and they wanted to sign for four more years and I said I'd sign for maybe for one," she told the outlet. "They were saying there was no way to sign for one. 'We can't do that with the affiliates and the stations need more of a commitment.' So, we [settled] on three more years and I knew that would be my last. That's been the plan all along. And everybody kept saying, even when I signed, 'You know, that's going to be 19, don't you want to just go to 20? It's a good number.' So is 19."

DeGeneres previously revealed that she was contemplating leaving the show in a 2018 interview with The New York Times. At the time, she explained that her brother, Vance DeGeneres, opposed the idea, while her wife, Portia de Rossi, was in favor of the move....

That said, I'm sure that last year's troubles, as described in the article, did not give her reason to change her mind about leaving. And, how is she a Karen?

[GoCubsGo]

What? Why?

[GoCubsGo]

Sometimes I have a hard time believing these are real people or not staged for our entertainment.

[O Really]

Wait - "hitting an officer" - isn't that what they claimed the guy they shot in NC did? Why was this guy "arrested"? Why was he not shot since such a shooting was ruled "justified" in the NC case?

[Vrede too]

Sometimes I have a hard time believing these are real people or not staged for our entertainment.

I can see telling off the cop, we've all done it or wanted to. What really makes them idiots is their offended shock over the consequences.

Wait - "hitting an officer" - isn't that what they claimed the guy they shot in NC did? Why was this guy "arrested"? Why was he not shot since such a shooting was ruled "justified" in the NC case?

"RCMP" 0:37.

[O Really]

Well that explains it, eh? "The Mounties always get their man" was misinterpreted by the NC cops as "...always shoots they man."

[GoCubsGo]

Oh boy, greatest hits!

[Vrede too]

Oh boy, greatest hits!

https://twitter.com/crazykarens/status/ ... 0286924801

I could watch these all day

[GoCubsGo]

I'm leaning towards Woman of God or Bank Karen.I

[Vrede too]

I'm leaning towards Woman of God or Bank Karen.

I'm very tempted by Woman of God Karen, but she's actually correct about one thing. Unless driving or entering a facility one does not have to show ID. I got a conviction expunged after I learned that.
Leopard Print Karen is very popular in the comments, and I'm pretty sure we posted about her at the time.
I agree with you, Bank Karen.

[Vrede too]

Slinking out with a whimper.

Ellen DeGeneres to End Talk Show After 19 Seasons
https://www.eonline.com/news/1268445/el ... 19-seasons

:?: Sounds to me like she's choosing not to sign a new contract.

That said, I'm sure that last year's troubles, as described in the article, did not give her reason to change her mind about leaving. And, how is she a Karen?

Headline I saw - She's forsaking $50M/yr . Of course, she probably has other ways to generate income if she wishes. It's not like Oprah landed in the poor house the two or more times she quit her talk show.

[Vrede too]

St. Louis couple indicted for waving guns at protesters

Yeah, I saw this earlier this morning and the story I read says that the MO Governor has already announced he will issue them pardons. So these two wingnuts have quite some time left to be heroes for right wing fascist nutjobs. Only in trump America. Pathetic.

St. Louis couple who flashed guns at protesters plead guilty, surrender firearms

The Missouri couple who were recorded last summer brandishing firearms at protesters outside their St. Louis home pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges Thursday as part of a plea deal.

Mark and Patricia McCloskey were issued fines and ordered to surrender the firearms they were photographed with to be destroyed, according to NBC affiliate KSDK. Prior to the hearing Thursday, the couple had pleaded not guilty and were set to go to jury trial later this year.

Mark McCloskey, a St. Louis lawyer who announced he was running for Senate last month, was charged with unlawful use of a firearm and tampering with physical evidence. He pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of fourth-degree assault and ordered to pay a $750 fine, according to KSDK.

Patricia McCloskey was also initially charged with the two felonies, but pleaded guilty to second-degree harassment and ordered to pay a $2,000 fine, the affiliate reported.

Speaking from the courthouse steps after the hearing Thursday, Mark McCloskey said, “I'd do it again.”

“Any time the mob approaches me, I’ll do what I can to put them in imminent threat of physical injury because that’s what kept them from destroying my house and my family,” he said....

Henny Penny.

Idk whether the plea to reduced charges is a victory or not, but they better destroy the guns fast before the MO governor can issue pardons. Won't matter, though. Gift replacements are probably already in the mail. It doesn't look like the assholes are precluded from owning.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://youtu.be/W9TozSQkRHQ


Daren goes to jail.


https://youtu.be/9efgLHgsBmM

[Ulysses]

https://youtu.be/W9TozSQkRHQ


Daren goes to jail.


https://youtu.be/9efgLHgsBmM

Good ones.

Are we calling male Karens, "Darens"?

Cool.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://youtu.be/W9TozSQkRHQ


Daren goes to jail.


https://youtu.be/9efgLHgsBmM

Good ones.

Are we calling male Karens, "Darens"?

Cool.

I've always called them Karens, but the youtube guy used Daren and he posted the video. So yeah, this guy is definitely a Daren.

Edit: maybe Darens are a Canadian thing.

https://www.newsweek.com/anti-mask-mayo ... ee-1579549


And Gomer, he will always be Gomer. We need more Gomers today.

[Vrede too]

I've always called them Karens, but the youtube guy used Daren and he posted the video. So yeah, this guy is definitely a Daren.

Edit: maybe Darens are a Canadian thing.

https://www.newsweek.com/anti-mask-mayo ... ee-1579549

And Gomer, he will always be Gomer. We need more Gomers today.

Lock him up, perhaps in an asylum. At times we've called them 'Kens' here, but never settled on it. Krazy Ken?

"Karen had a breakdown."

Victoria’s Secret ‘Karen’ attacks Black woman, has meltdown after she’s caught on camera

Ijeoma Ukenta captured the bizarre incident in which Abigail Elphick charged at her and later becomes hysterical when she realizes she’s being recorded....

The first of a six-part YouTube video recorded at the Short Hills Mall and posted by Ijeoma Ukenta Sunday shows the woman, identified in a police report as Abigail Elphick, charging at her with a hand open as if to strike her. In later recordings, Ukenta said she was browsing at the lingerie store when the woman moved in front of her, basically pushing her out of the way....

Instead of leaving the store, Elphick screams and at one point, pretends to faint laying on the floor in front of the Victoria’s Secret registers. In another video, she demands Ukenta stop recording her, yelling, “Get away from me!” while chasing the woman.


Karen Goes Crazy Part 1

Karen Goes Crazy Part 2 (of 6)

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There are some women that not even Victoria’s Secret can help. They're just too ugly inside.