COVIDiots

[neoplacebo]

By accident I discovered that sniffing glue will exert a toxic effect on the virus.....much more so than whitey bleach or UV light. Fuck that noise. Huff some glue. Evidently the solvents kill the virus. Not many people know this other than the homeless and the uninsured. I stumbled onto it in a remarkable streak of luck.

It's hard to acquire the virus when your nostrils are sealed shut.

No, it's not super glue; just regular old glue......the stuff Lloyd Bridges was huffing in the "Airplane" movie when he said "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." That was the good stuff....watery eyes, prolific drooling, slurred speech, the faint taste of bologna, the auditory hallucinations. You don't get that stuff from super glue.

[Vrede too]

No, it's not super glue; just regular old glue......the stuff Lloyd Bridges was huffing in the "Airplane" movie when he said "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." That was the good stuff....watery eyes, prolific drooling, slurred speech, the faint taste of bologna, the auditory hallucinations. You don't get that stuff from super glue.

I wouldn't know, honest, but I thought that it was model glue that the kids were huffing. That stuff was strong enough to seal a nose.

[neoplacebo]

No, it's not super glue; just regular old glue......the stuff Lloyd Bridges was huffing in the "Airplane" movie when he said "I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." That was the good stuff....watery eyes, prolific drooling, slurred speech, the faint taste of bologna, the auditory hallucinations. You don't get that stuff from super glue.

I wouldn't know, honest, but I thought that it was model glue that the kids were huffing. That stuff was strong enough to seal a nose.

Yes, exactly. Testor's model airplane glue. We mostly used it to create mayhem with army men; it was "extremely flammable" according to the label. It was true. And it did smell good before it was ignited. It was basically a juvenile (trump) level napalm.

[Vrede too]

Yes, exactly. Testor's model airplane glue. We mostly used it to create mayhem with army men; it was "extremely flammable" according to the label. It was true. And it did smell good before it was ignited. It was basically a juvenile (trump) level napalm.

The army men were pretty flammable, too.

[Ulysses]

Percent change in deaths from previous 7 days:

That had no scale of reference.

Also, hospitalization and especially death would be a lagging indicator.

More relevant in a few weeks.

I got that graph from the CDC. Normally I would link it, but ...

here's the link. You'll have to set the parameters to see the graph there.

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#county-view

You'll need to set the parameters to: Deaths/Percent Change In Deaths From Last 7 Days/All Counties to see this map at the CDC site. Also read the footnotes. Sorry, the site doesn't seem to explain the color code, maybe one of you very stable geniuses can figure it out. I'm assuming the lighter the color, the lower the percent change in deaths from the last 7 days will be. M'Kay?

[neoplacebo]

Yes, exactly. Testor's model airplane glue. We mostly used it to create mayhem with army men; it was "extremely flammable" according to the label. It was true. And it did smell good before it was ignited. It was basically a juvenile (trump) level napalm.

The army men were pretty flammable, too.

No doubt about it. Once they got going, they'd make a "zzzzrrrppp" type of sound as the plastic of their doomed bodies dripped away from their green plastic soldier bodies. We also used lighter fluid when we wanted more immediate destruction....the glue was of a more relaxed doom for those army men; the lighter fluid was instant hell with no way out.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm getting a contact high just from reading this stuff.

[Vrede too]

I'm getting a contact high just from reading this stuff.

Because of the glue, the arson or the simulated mass murder?

[billy.pilgrim]

Yes, exactly. Testor's model airplane glue. We mostly used it to create mayhem with army men; it was "extremely flammable" according to the label. It was true. And it did smell good before it was ignited. It was basically a juvenile (trump) level napalm.

The army men were pretty flammable, too.

No doubt about it. Once they got going, they'd make a "zzzzrrrppp" type of sound as the plastic of their doomed bodies dripped away from their green plastic soldier bodies. We also used lighter fluid when we wanted more immediate destruction....the glue was of a more relaxed doom for those army men; the lighter fluid was instant hell with no way out.

Hula hoops were fun to burn because they lasted a long time. Army guys didn't stand a chance.

[Vrede too]

Hula hoops were fun to burn because they lasted a long time....

Did you steal them from little girls?

[billy.pilgrim]

Hula hoops were fun to burn because they lasted a long time....

Did you steal them from little girls?

Sisters

[Ulysses]

Now we know why so much of what is posted here is utter nonsense.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm getting a contact high just from reading this stuff.

Because of the glue, the arson or the simulated mass murder?

Yes.

Trifecta.

[Vrede too]

Now we know why so much of what is posted here is utter nonsense.

Irony:

I got that graph from the CDC. Normally I would link it, but ...

here's the link. You'll have to set the parameters to see the graph there.

https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#county-view

You'll need to set the parameters to: Deaths/Percent Change In Deaths From Last 7 Days/All Counties to see this map at the CDC site. Also read the footnotes. Sorry, the site doesn't seem to explain the color code, maybe one of you very stable geniuses can figure it out. I'm assuming the lighter the color, the lower the percent change in deaths from the last 7 days will be. M'Kay?

You lie, as usual when you've screwed up and have gotten busted.
You did not get the "graph from the CDC." You got it from Imgur, as we can all check for ourselves, and it's significantly different from the current CDC map.
I had already posted the CDC link from the get-go. Subsequently posting your out-of-date Imgur map was stupid, as was:

A more interesting graphic would illustrate such things as covid-related hospitalizations and deaths.

The site DOES "explain the color code" at the bottom of the map. Dark blue is "25.01% or more Percent Change In Deaths From Last 7 Days" per county, teal is "10.01% - 25%" and so on.
The site also IDs what you did not: "Time Period: Tue Jul 20 2021 - Mon Jul 26 2021".
Someone better versed in the basics of science and stats, not to mention English, would never have fucked this up so thoroughly.

[Vrede too]

Hula hoops were fun to burn because they lasted a long time....

Did you steal them from little girls?

Sisters

[Vrede too]

I'm getting a contact high just from reading this stuff.

Because of the glue, the arson or the simulated mass murder?

Yes.

Trifecta.

I was thinking that "Yes" would be the perfect answer.

[Ulysses]

Vrudey is so very very stupid.

If I cared I'd inform him that yes, the link was to Imgur. I put the graphic on Imgur because often that's the only way I can share images on the internet. I also posted the link to the original in a follow up post, which Vrudey ignored in his meth-induced aggressive psychosis.

Clearly Vrudey is overflowing with shit.

However, just to check that the missing legends weren't a browser issue, I opened the same very link in a different browser, and found the missing data on percent etc. Then I went back to the first browser and saw that for some reason the window had been magnified to 133%. Once I reset it to 100%, I could see the missing legends.

I'd thank Vrudey for that but since all he wanted to do was to insult me, nope. He offered no clue other than that he could see some legends. He's still full of shit.

[Vrede too]

Vrudey is so very very stupid.

If I cared I'd inform him that yes, the link was to Imgur. I put the graphic on Imgur because often that's the only way I can share images on the internet. I also posted the link to the original in a follow up post, which Vrudey ignored in his meth-induced aggressive psychosis.

You stupidly stupidly lie, as usual when you've screwed up and have gotten busted.
You never linked Imgur. I found your map's source by examining your post.
You did not get the graphic from the CDC and place it on Imgur. That's why your post is significantly different from the current CDC map.
You never "posted the link to the original". Your original is out-of-date relative to the CDC site.
I did not ignore anything. I responded to the ONLY time that you linked the CDC long after I had already done so.
With your current whining you are cowering from other significant elements of that response. These include:
How stupid it was of you to post:

A more interesting graphic would illustrate such things as covid-related hospitalizations and deaths.

when you are now citing the same link I'd posted as being the correct site;
Your idiotic inability to find the legend for the color code;
(Edit since Useless edited while I was composing: Why should I offer a "clue" that YOUR browser settings were funky, moron??? If you weren't such an imbecile you would have figured out that the problem was more likely yours than the CDC's)
Your failure to originally post a time period, one which we now know is some point prior to the current CDC data.

Dig that hole deeper, pussy. Anyone can check up on me and no one will find a fault in my facts.

[Ulysses]

Vrudey,

Please lay off the drugs.

[Vrede too]

Cower, Useless, cower. You only wish you had drugs to blame for your idiocy and lies. For example, what kind of moron blames someone else - "(Vrede too) offered no clue other than that he could see some legends)" - for his own zoom settings? That's as pitiful and irresponsible as it gets.