Coronavirus

[Vrede too]

Anybody else want to join me on the "hold 'em down and jab 'em" bandwagon?

Don't really want to hold them down as I don't want to get that close. But I'll be the first to volunteer to shoot them with a tranquilizer gun so someone can jab them.

That'd actually be fun.

That's an awful solution!

Just load the darts with the vaccine, save a step.

[GoCubsGo]

Anybody else want to join me on the "hold 'em down and jab 'em" bandwagon?

Don't really want to hold them down as I don't want to get that close. But I'll be the first to volunteer to shoot them with a tranquilizer gun so someone can jab them.

That'd actually be fun.

That's an awful solution!

Just load the darts with the vaccine, save a step.

That's far to sporting.

Ya gotta Rope em, Throw em and Brand em!

[Ulysses]

Either way, an improvement!

[O Really]

nd em!

Geld 'em while you've got them down.

[GoCubsGo]

nd em!

Geld 'em while you've got them down.

Why didn't I think of that?

[Ulysses]

nd em!

Geld 'em while you've got them down.

Why didn't I think of that?

Because it would be wrong?

[billy.pilgrim]

Lock em up together

[Vrede too]

Sit them down and calmly reason with them.

Spoiler:

Ha, I crack myself up sometimes.

[neoplacebo]

Anybody else want to join me on the "hold 'em down and jab 'em" bandwagon?

Don't really want to hold them down as I don't want to get that close. But I'll be the first to volunteer to shoot them with a tranquilizer gun so someone can jab them.

That'd actually be fun.

That's an awful solution!

Just load the darts with the vaccine, save a step.

That's far to sporting.

Ya gotta Rope em, Throw em and Brand em!

You left out the "don't try to understand 'em" part that goes before the "just rope, throw, and brand 'em" part.

[GoCubsGo]

You left out the "don't try to understand 'em" part that goes before the "just rope, throw, and brand 'em" part.

Thought that was a given.

[Vrede too]

... Just load the darts with the vaccine, save a step.

That's far too sporting.

Ya gotta Rope em, Throw em and Brand em!

Social(ist) distancing?

[neoplacebo]

You left out the "don't try to understand 'em" part that goes before the "just rope, throw, and brand 'em" part.

Thought that was a given.

Yeah, I should have read between the lines.

[GoCubsGo]

You left out the "don't try to understand 'em" part that goes before the "just rope, throw, and brand 'em" part.

Thought that was a given.

Yeah, I should have read between the lines.

Yuh huh!

[Vrede too]

Anybody else want to join me on the "hold 'em down and jab 'em" bandwagon?

Don't really want to hold them down as I don't want to get that close. But I'll be the first to volunteer to shoot them with a tranquilizer gun so someone can jab them.

That'd actually be fun.

The alternative:

Florida school district calls emergency meeting after 5,500+ students forced to quarantine over COVID-19 outbreak

A Florida school board member says Gov. Ron DeSantis is 'the mad king of the COVID era' and is causing 'panic' and 'chaos' in her district

[GoCubsGo]

Kind of goes to what I've been saying. Any half aware kid has got to be a little petrified to go to school, add in masksless in a superspreader school and they're really screwed in more ways than one.

The anti vaccination parents have on such a large set of blinders they risk screwing their kids up for life and not just from infection.

[billy.pilgrim]

Kind of goes to what I've been saying. Any half aware kid has got to be a little petrified to go to school, add in masksless in a superspreader school and they're really screwed in more ways than one.

The anti vaccination parents have on such a large set of blinders they risk screwing their kids up for life and not just from infection.

Hom sculed at $7,000/kid. 1 kid pays for a mobile home, 2nd buys gas and groceries and 3 or more pays for gambling night at Biloxi or Atmore

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Alright, now my jumpy fingers made tiny letters above the line. I still don't know how.

[neoplacebo]

I think someone should tell these anti public health morons that if you hold your breath you won't ever get covid and won't need a vaccine. They could even have a slogan for it like "Cheat death - hold your breath" and if the right blubberheads on Fox and loons like MTG, Gohmert, Boobert, Jordan, and others talk about it, they'll actually do it. Perfect.

[Vrede too]

I think someone should tell these anti public health morons that if you hold your breath you won't ever get covid and won't need a vaccine. They could even have a slogan for it like "Cheat death - hold your breath" and if the right blubberheads on Fox and loons like MTG, Gohmert, Boobert, Jordan, and others talk about it, they'll actually do it. Perfect.

Mississippi leads the way . . . Mississippi?

Mississippi threatens fines, jail time for Covid patients who don't isolate

Mississippi's top health official Friday threatened jail time for people diagnosed with Covid-19 who don't isolate in their homes.

State Health Officer Dr. Thomas Dobbs issued an "isolation order" that states, "All persons residing in Mississippi must immediately home-isolate on first knowledge of infection with COVID-19."

Failure to do so could result in fines and jail time. Dobbs' order mentions two possible levels of violation. One, a refusal to obey a health officer, comes with a $500 fine and, possibly, six months behind bars.

But the order says that where a life-threatening disease is involved in a refusal to obey, violators could face a fine of up to $5,000 and possibly five years behind bars.

State epidemiologist Paul Byers said Mississippi has the highest number of new Covid-19 cases per 100,000 residents in the nation. "These numbers are staggering guys," he said during a weekly Mississippi pandemic update.

Only seven ICU beds were available in the entire state Thursday as a result of its Covid-19 fourth wave.

On Thursday, the state reported 5,048 new cases and 54 deaths. By way of comparison, San Diego County, with a population size similar to Mississippi's, on Friday reported 1,495 new cases and seven new deaths.

The Mississippi order says Covid-19 patients must remain at home or an appropriate "residential location" for at least 10 days without contacting others.

It also said Mississippi schools must allow students and staff members who have Covid-19 to isolate away from campuses.

[neoplacebo]

Yeah, I was shocked to see this. I expect GQP backlash. The criminally insane FL governor has given two county school boards 48 hours to rescind their mask mandates. They say they will not do so.

[Ulysses]

Kind of goes to what I've been saying. Any half aware kid has got to be a little petrified to go to school, add in masksless in a superspreader school and they're really screwed in more ways than one.

The anti vaccination parents have on such a large set of blinders they risk screwing their kids up for life and not just from infection.

Hom sculed at $7,000/kid. 1 kid pays for a mobile home, 2nd buys gas and groceries and 3 or more pays for gambling night at Biloxi or Atmore

bmc5 44,233.72 w××

Alright, now my jumpy fingers made tiny letters above the line. I still don't know how.

Did your get my PM?