Cawthorn

[GoCubsGo]

Madison again proving he's not smart enough to just shut up.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn's Tweet About 'Great Fiction Novel' '1984' Gets Mocked Into Oblivion

Maybe he needs to take his mommy to DC with him to tell him no.

[billy.pilgrim]

Madison again proving he's not smart enough to just shut up.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn's Tweet About 'Great Fiction Novel' '1984' Gets Mocked Into Oblivion

Maybe he needs to take his mommy to DC with him to tell him no.

great responses

"madison is the kid who didnt do the reading assignment and has to say a bunch of nonsense words to fill up the allotted time for his presentation to the class"

[GoCubsGo]

Madison again proving he's not smart enough to just shut up.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn's Tweet About 'Great Fiction Novel' '1984' Gets Mocked Into Oblivion

Maybe he needs to take his mommy to DC with him to tell him no.

great responses

"madison is the kid who didnt do the reading assignment and has to say a bunch of nonsense words to fill up the allotted time for his presentation to the class"

Or

Lol this is how I used to start book reports when I couldn’t find the cliffs notes.

[Vrede too]

Madison again proving he's not smart enough to just shut up.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn's Tweet About 'Great Fiction Novel' '1984' Gets Mocked Into Oblivion

Maybe he needs to take his mommy to DC with him to tell him no.

“1984 is a great fiction novel to read but it seems like it is becoming the reality we are currently living under more and more each day,” tweeted Cawthorn, the 25-year-old, first-term congressman and Donald Trump megafan.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine Mad rolling on a human face—forever.

It’s hilarious when they pretend to know what they’re talking about lol!

[Vrede too]

great responses

"madison is the kid who didnt do the reading assignment and has to say a bunch of nonsense words to fill up the allotted time for his presentation to the class"

Or

Lol this is how I used to start book reports when I couldn’t find the cliffs notes.

Mad gets screwed by research, again.

John Oliver Takes Down Madison Cawthorn by Reminding Him His Ancestors Owned Slaves

... Oliver noted that many school board meetings across the country have been overrun by parents protesting coronavirus safety measures. One meeting for the Buncombe County Schools Board of Education in Asheville, N.C. was graced by the presence of North Carolina Rep. Madison Cawthorn, who had some colorful things to say about a county-wide mask mandate in schools.

Before showing a video of Cawthorn’s remarks last week, Oliver reminded us of that time Cawthorn posted a clip of him beating up a tree on his Instagram last March that immediately went viral for well, just how weird it was to watch.

“Madison Cawthorn thinks the biggest threat to children is school board members who think they’re omniscient,” Oliver said. “I’d say, I was surprised by that. But this is a man who once posted this video of himself beating up a tree, so he clearly loves to pick useless fights against imaginary opponents where he comes out looking like a complete asshole.”

“The greatest threat to our children today does not come from COVID-19. It comes from woke, liberal government officials like you who think they are all-knowing and all-wise,” Cawthorn said to school board members in the video.

Cawthorn continued his statement by mentioning an ancestor, who John Oliver was more than happy to look into.

“I am a direct descendant of Abraham Kuykendall, one of the first men to settle this county,” Cawthorn said. “He knew hardship firsthand. He did not endure that hardship just so a work school board could begin to systematically strip the responsibility from the hands of parents and guardians to determine what to happens with their children.”

As John Oliver was happy to research and point out, the heritage foundation of Henderson County — where Cawthorn’s ancestor Kuykendall lived in the 1780s — has some reading material on Kuykendall. And while Cawthorn was right that Kuykendall was one of the area’s oldest residents, it’s also true he was one of the oldest known slavers. Also, he somehow managed to pronounce his ancestor’s name wrong, a misstep Oliver was all-too-ready to correct.

“Not only does that last name sound like the Swedish translation for Bratz dolls, Abraham Kuykendall (which is how it’s actually pronounced) was one of the earliest slave owners in the county,” Oliver pointed out. “So, next time you’re trying to prove a point about how parents should decide what’s better for their kids, maybe don’t use a guy who decided the best thing for other people’s kids was for him to own them,” he concluded.

[billy.pilgrim]

I wonder how far back you would have to go to find slave owners in Oliver's family

[Vrede too]

I wonder how far back you would have to go to find slave owners in Oliver's family

Could very well be, but he's probably not stupid enough to publicly extol one of them while promoting whiny COVIDiocy. My Mad is "special".

[Ulysses]

Cawthorn is dain bramaged.

[Vrede too]

Cawthorn is dain bramaged.

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Too brain damaged to remember that your joke is stale?

[O Really]

Cawthorn is dain bramaged.

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Too brain damaged to remember that your joke is stale?

Yeah, but unlike the character turned into a newt in "Holy Grail", Cawthorn did not "get betta."

[Ulysses]

So perhaps there's hope for Vrocde yet?

[Vrede too]

Useless: "Am not, you are. Waaa!"

[Vrede too]

Mad has been making the rounds of at least 3 school board meetings in order to mostly impotently whine about mask mandates. Someone should tell him about this abomination:

As COVID spreads across the US, some Trump properties are actually requiring guests and staff to mask up

[GoCubsGo]

Mad has been making the rounds of at least 3 school board meetings in order to mostly impotently whine about mask mandates. Someone should tell him about this abomination:

As COVID spreads across the US, some Trump properties are actually requiring guests and staff to mask up

Two to one says Cheetohead doesn't know that's happening on his properties.

[GoCubsGo]

Awww Mad, so sad.

[Ulysses]

Pretty Boy needs his head examined.

[GoCubsGo]

I think about six months ago he admitted on national television that Biden won.

Maybe he thought everyone forgot.

[Vrede too]

I think about six months ago he admitted on national television that Biden won.

Maybe he thought everyone forgot.

Mad:

[GoCubsGo]

I think about six months ago he admitted on national television that Biden won.

Maybe he thought everyone forgot.

Mad:

Numbnuts is now trending on Twitter.

[O Really]

If Cawthorn identified and proved who has successfully "rigged" elections, I'd be happy to help him shoot them. So far, nobody seems to have even imaginatively accused any person. So exactly whose blood does Cawthorn think he's gonna have to shed?