Goofy Gaetz

[GoCubsGo]

[neoplacebo]

But her sister is standing up for her fiancee. I would advise her to shitcan Matt, go back home, and patiently wait for a suitable suitor, which will soon come. (Her dad sold his tech company for more than 2 billion which tends to bring out suitors of all stripes)

[billy.pilgrim]

We really do need to change the name of this thread

[Vrede too]

We really do need to change the name of this thread

I hear you, but which do you think would bother doorMatt more?

[O Really]

How about "Laughable Clown Gaetz"

[Ulysses]

Gad, another idiot named Matthew.

I wonder how many are left?

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

She seems kinda old for him.
Is it a coincidence that 'Ginger Luckey' could be a pornstar name?
Honeymoon flick: Ginger Gaetz Laid

[GoCubsGo]

Is it a coincidence that 'Ginger Luckey' could be a pornstar name?

Good lord, no.

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/2 ... etz-513800

"The tangled tale of the Israel consulate, the Dilbert cartoonist and the Matt Gaetz case"

"one stands out for its utter weirdness: the story of the Israeli consulate staffer, the cartoonist who created Dilbert and a complicated shakedown scheme tied to a former CIA operative captured in Iran."


Althoughthere has beenplentyof attentionpaid to Matt, "scant attention has been paid to the mysterious cameo of Jake Novak, the broadcast media director of the Consulate General of Israel in New York."


“Scoop I can’t report: Rep. Gaetz is the subject of a sex with minor…. I trust the source. Charges/accusations apparently ‘very credible',” Novak wrote to Adams."

"After the report became public, Novak then followed up with a “told ya” message to Adams."

[Ulysses]

Almost too many twists and turns to follow.

However I've long been of the opinion that Scott Adams' professed admiration for is a joke. Or, at least, an extension of his "Pointy Hair Boss" character.

YMMV

Note: Adams has also stated he is "left of Bernie".

[Vrede too]

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/2 ... etz-513800

"The tangled tale of the Israel consulate, the Dilbert cartoonist and the Matt Gaetz case"

"one stands out for its utter weirdness: the story of the Israeli consulate staffer, the cartoonist who created Dilbert and a complicated shakedown scheme tied to a former CIA operative captured in Iran."


Althoughthere has beenplentyof attentionpaid to Matt, "scant attention has been paid to the mysterious cameo of Jake Novak, the broadcast media director of the Consulate General of Israel in New York."


“Scoop I can’t report: Rep. Gaetz is the subject of a sex with minor…. I trust the source. Charges/accusations apparently ‘very credible',” Novak wrote to Adams."

"After the report became public, Novak then followed up with a “told ya” message to Adams."

Matt Gaetz’s Fundraising Craters as He Finally Shuns Spotlight

... Along with his own campaign, Gaetz’s joint fundraising account with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA)—which over the summer encountered some turbulence of its own—was once again a bust. Their shared committee, Put America First, raised less than $58,000 in the third quarter, according to its filing last week, which was about 16 percent of its second quarter haul. (Much of the money they previously raised came from $300,000 transfers they each made to the joint account, which is about as much as the tour lost in total.) ...

[GoCubsGo]

Ummm....

[neoplacebo]

Ummm....

Bullshit. No police department "recommends" arrest. Someone is either arrested or not. I'm suspicious.

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

We really do need to change the name of this thread

Your team wins the week:

Matt Gaetz Suggests He May Hire Kyle Rittenhouse As A Congressional Intern

[Vrede too]

Medics slam Rep. Matt Gaetz for saying COVID-19 is the best way to protect against getting COVID-19

COVIDiot.

[neoplacebo]

Medics slam Rep. Matt Gaetz for saying COVID-19 is the best way to protect against getting COVID-19

COVIDiot.

It's like saying getting pregnant is the best defense against getting pregnant. I wonder how much longer it will be before this asswipe goes to jail. He will turn so white his attorneys will need to wear sunglasses when they visit him on the nut ward. Books about it will be banned.

[Ulysses]

Matt follows a long line of the worst. He could wear a dress and get 65% of the vote.

Nttawwt.

Opps, the pic I posted above disappeared. This is better, anyhow, Reps Matt "Butt-Head" Gaetz & Jim "Beavis" Jordan:

LOL!

[Ulysses]

Medics slam Rep. Matt Gaetz for saying COVID-19 is the best way to protect against getting COVID-19

COVIDiot.

It's like saying getting pregnant is the best defense against getting pregnant. I wonder how much longer it will be before this asswipe goes to jail. He will turn so white his attorneys will need to wear sunglasses when they visit him on the nut ward. Books about it will be banned.

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Matty locked up for a long time, but I'm not sure what charge would stick. Have I missed something?