Animals

[GoCubsGo]

Oh, it was "only" a 70 foot adult pygmy blue whale. Well, that's different.

Cowardly Orcas.

[Ulysses]

Damn, it looks like something that barely survived Useless's backyard animal torture habitat. More power to it.

My backyard is highly animal friendly.

I don't know from where you get your weird ideas.

[Vrede too]

Damn, it looks like something that barely survived Useless's backyard animal torture habitat. More power to it.

My backyard is highly animal friendly.

I don't know from where you get your weird ideas.

That we know of:
Electrocuted baby raccoon and hummingbird;
Desperate and suicidal koi;
Multiple wildlife deaths due to enabled feral cats;
Cat imprisoned without food or water for 4 days.

Then, there are the abominations that you haven't shared.

[billy.pilgrim]

Damn, it looks like something that barely survived Useless's backyard animal torture habitat. More power to it.

My backyard is highly animal friendly.

I don't know from where you get your weird ideas.

That we know of:
Electrocuted baby raccoon and hummingbird;
Desperate and suicidal koi;
Multiple wildlife deaths due to enabled feral cats;
Cat imprisoned without food or water for 4 days.

Then, there are the abominations that you haven't shared.

I'm still wondering just how much property he claims to have. I'm pretty sure he's lost track of what's real and what's fiction.

Cars and vans parked everywhere, an orchard, a garden, a sprawling house with multiple garages and carports, a fish pond and more that he works on endlessly after he finishes posting endlessly on multiple forums.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm still wondering just how much property he claims to have. I'm pretty sure he's lost track of what's real and what's fiction.

Cars and vans parked everywhere, an orchard, a garden, a sprawling house with multiple garages and carports, a fish pond and more that he works on endlessly after he finishes posting endlessly on multiple forums.

It looks lovely. Clean, organized and uncluttered.

[billy.pilgrim]

I'm still wondering just how much property he claims to have. I'm pretty sure he's lost track of what's real and what's fiction.

Cars and vans parked everywhere, an orchard, a garden, a sprawling house with multiple garages and carports, a fish pond and more that he works on endlessly after he finishes posting endlessly on multiple forums.

It looks lovely. Clean, organized and uncluttered.

Nice

Now where are the half dozen or so cars, Vans and bikes.

[neoplacebo]

If the place ever catches on fire, it'll burn for six days.

[Ulysses]

If the place ever catches on fire, it'll burn for six days.

No it won't.

1) We have a good fire dept.

2) The lot has both city and well water.

3) No ignition sources nearby. Unlike pot heads, we don't smoke.

4) Some of the photos are years old and things are more tidy today.

5) Some damn animal (cats?) keep jumping up into the firewood rack on the side of the workshop building and scattering firewood. We'll have to get some chicken wire to screen it off. Or move it away from the workshop. We suspect the animals (cats?) are doing this to get onto the shop roof. Or maybe they are chasing Neonatalbirdies.

6) Thank you for your concern.

[Vrede too]

neoplacebo is not as spry as he used to be. So, he has left for Florida for an impromptu stomping vacation.

Florida is so cold iguanas are falling out of trees

[neoplacebo]

neoplacebo is not as spry as he used to be. So, he has left for Florida for an impromptu stomping vacation.

Florida is so cold iguanas are falling out of trees

Looks like a fine disaster; hell, if you're walking along (in your heavy winter coat) you might not even be aware a goddamn poison sac lizard or even more than one of the fuckers had just landed on you. It's good that they're in this semi frozen stupor but I'd be leery of them coming back to some form of vigor after a few minutes on the coat.....then all of a sudden you feel something seizing around your neck at lightning speed, and, well......

[neoplacebo]

If the place ever catches on fire, it'll burn for six days.

No it won't.

1) We have a good fire dept.

2) The lot has both city and well water.

3) No ignition sources nearby. Unlike pot heads, we don't smoke.

4) Some of the photos are years old and things are more tidy today.

5) Some damn animal (cats?) keep jumping up into the firewood rack on the side of the workshop building and scattering firewood. We'll have to get some chicken wire to screen it off. Or move it away from the workshop. We suspect the animals (cats?) are doing this to get onto the shop roof. Or maybe they are chasing Neonatalbirdies.

6) Thank you for your concern.

Don't be so superstitious; sure it'll burn six days. Hell, just the wood itself will go for three days.
1. The fire department will be limited to the water they can bring with them because 3 hours before your fire the Chinese hacked the biggest part of the west coast's water system; Arizona stole the rest.

2. See above. Hope your well pump works good and that the fire department doesn't shut off your power first thing after they get there.

3. Don't be so superstitious.

4. Sure thing.

5. It was trying to get the fuck out of your fenced in menagerie slash compound; probably lost some fur and skin in the effort. sick

6. Comprehension failure.

[Ulysses]

Do we need more evidence that Neo is quite insane?

[Vrede too]

Do we need more evidence that Neo is quite insane?

Funny you should mention it. I was just thinking how insane it is for you to be awake at 6 am still responding to neoplacebo's hyperbolic OP, including with an itemized list. Seek help.

[neoplacebo]

I still say it would burn with zest and smolder six days at least.

[billy.pilgrim]

"New Jersey's Milltown Mel "recently crossed over the rainbow bridge," his handlers say — and they scrambled to find a replacement rodent for Groundhog Day, to no avail."

[O Really]

That's OK. Anybody but Punxatawny Phil is a wannabe.

[GoCubsGo]

That's OK. Anybody but Punxatawny Phil is a wannabe.

But who cares whether there's an early spring in Pennsylvania?

[O Really]

That's OK. Anybody but Punxatawny Phil is a wannabe.

But who cares whether there's an early spring in Pennsylvania?

Speaking from experience, I'd say Pennsylvanians would.
But Phil has national impact.

[Vrede too]

"New Jersey's Milltown Mel "recently crossed over the rainbow bridge," his handlers say — and they scrambled to find a replacement rodent for Groundhog Day, to no avail."

... ‘Does this mean winter isn’t ending?’

Ut-oh.

[billy.pilgrim]

"New Jersey's Milltown Mel "recently crossed over the rainbow bridge," his handlers say — and they scrambled to find a replacement rodent for Groundhog Day, to no avail."

... ‘Does this mean winter isn’t ending?’

Ut-oh.

Only in New Jersey. There 2022 will be known as the Year of the Forever Winter.