As a former associate Jesus, comma, and generally and formally sort of
"all seeing", comma, tonight is the first time I've ever heard of Lindell being referred to as "Mike Pillow." I call it suspicious bordering on bullshit. It's what my former associates called "not zesty."
I make it a practice to never ever contradict former associate Jesuses. Despite being an atheist I figure it's not worth the risk to piss off deities or Latinxes.
Well, I hate to contradict one who seems so convinced of his own infallibility, however, the term "Mike Pillow" has been in use since at least August 2021. See the following link. I presume "Mike Pillow" is a contraction of Mike (Lindell) and (My) Pillow. Or it could be just another of Trump's misnomers. IDK. I can't say I'm losing any sleep over it, and nor should you, I think. But, you be you.
Fwiw, the prior existence of the "Mike Pillow" moniker does not prove that Useless was copying it. We've all seen that he's a liar that never ever has the stones to admit error.
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
It’s Thanksgiving, and with all due respect to any relatives who may have colorful takes on vaccine mandates, critical race theory, and the Rittenhouse verdict, the craziest uncle of 2021 is, without a doubt, Mike Lindell.
The pillow baron has for a year now been claiming vociferously that the 2020 election was rigged, that he can prove it, and that it won’t be long before everyone realizes the truth and Donald Trump is reinstated as president of the United States. Lindell most recently trumpeted Thanksgiving as the date Trump will be back in office....
Lindell is a clown and easy to mock. So is the idea that there is any sort of legal pathway for Trump, who lost to President Biden by a considerable margin, to be reinstated as president. But just because something is easy to mock doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be taken seriously (see: the 45th president himself).
The idea that Trump will return to office has been spreading throughout the MAGA movement since January. A Politico/Morning Consult poll published in June found that 29 percent of Republicans believe this is actually going to happen by the end of the year. A YouGov poll conducted in early November found that 28 percent of Republicans believed it was either “very likely” or “somewhat likely” Trump would be back in office by the end of the year.
In other words, millions and millions and millions of people have, like Lindell, lost touch with reality to a truly terrifying degree. Many of them are determined to stay out in orbit, perpetually setting and resetting dates Trump will definitely, this time, return to power. It can be a little hard to track all of these deadlines, so here’s a guide to one of the year’s most unhinged conspiracy-theory rabbit holes, which doesn’t appear to have a bottom.
Jan. 20: ...
March 4: ...
March 20: ...
Aug. 13: ...
Nov. 25: ...
It’s no longer going to happen by Thanksgiving, but it surely won’t take Lindell long to come up with another date to tell supporters to expect Trump to return to office. Go ahead and tune into his livestream and find out. He may even offer a promo code for a Black Friday pillow deal.
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
For those that thought he couldn't be any more whacked.
I thought that it might be parody.
My bad. Maybe he has a prison system pillow contract.
Who are the 29.5 million not going to jail?
RepuQ donors? My Pillow purchasers?
Relevant question: does the research suggest that all the insane people who watch Real America's Voice can detect another insane person? Or does insanity make more insanity imperceptible? Riddle me that.
Is this guy still on the blow?
At this point, crack is trying to get off *him*!
I tell myself I won't listen to this guy and I continue to listen to this guy. Help.
A clown with a flamethrower still has a flamethrower.
-- Charlie Sykes on MSNBC
1312. ETTD.
I've recently started seeing My Pillow commercials on tv after a several month long hiatus from it. The pillows are now the lowest price ever; $29.95 and I got so pissed off I dug up my trumpy bear and beat the fuck out of it to the point that it no longer needs to be re buried. These people piss me off.
I've recently started seeing My Pillow commercials on tv after a several month long hiatus from it. The pillows are now the lowest price ever; $29.95 and I got so pissed off I dug up my trumpy bear and beat the fuck out of it to the point that it no longer needs to be re buried. These people piss me off.
OK, nobody asked, but I'm sort of wondering why Neo has what he calls a "trumpy bear".
Does it have a balding head?
When I was just a kid, we had a little teddy bear. It was maybe six inches tall. We decided its fur was not doing well, so we gave it a "haircut". It actually improved its looks. Perhaps Trump needs to hire some toddlers to cut his hair?
I've recently started seeing My Pillow commercials on tv after a several month long hiatus from it. The pillows are now the lowest price ever; $29.95 and I got so pissed off I dug up my trumpy bear and beat the fuck out of it to the point that it no longer needs to be re buried. These people piss me off.