Animals

[GoCubsGo]

Amazing how someone can be a literalist when it comes to a figurative stomp and when literal suffering happens deflects to a figurative "it was just a joke" butthurt defense.

Again, Sluggo displays his comprehension deficiency.

Getting tiresome.

Tiresome would be correct.

As I've said before.

At what point does the question occur to someone that claims everyone else has a problem start to think maybe I'm the problem?

[Vrede too]

"Anybody seen Neo lately?"
"Neobullwinkle?"

Most would likely consider that to be making light of a really sad incident.

No, it was making fun of Neo. Not of the poor dogs attacked by the elk.

Folks here seem to have limited comprehension.

You made fun of the entire incident and it was a moose, moron. You can't even comprehend your own posts. Irony.

When will you mature beyond tween-level, bigot? Only complete idiots imagine that LGBTQ allies are insulted by implications of being gay or trans.

I pity your deflecting whining about neoplacebo's non-irl stomping. O Really already preempted that idiocy:

A little further explanation: If a moose tries to attack/stomp some dogs, but nobody gets much injured, it might make a basis for a joke. If somebody made up a story about a moose stomping something, it might even be funny. But a real story, which ended with serious injury/death to several dogs and the moose has no basis in humour.

Get a 4th grader to explain it to you.

Now the part where he runs away and sulks for a few hours until he can't come up with a defensible retort and then resorts to the ad hominem attacks.

Right on time.

You nailed it! What a "special" child he is.

[GoCubsGo]

You nailed it! What a "special" child he is.

My powers of prognostication are mostly limited to shooting fishies in a barrel.

[Ulysses]

You nailed it! What a "special" child he is.

My powers of prognostication are mostly limited to shooting fishies in a barrel.

You're jusl a slug.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

[Vrede too]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

A fed bear is a dead bear , even if it's not negligently fed.

[Vrede too]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Reprieve!

'Hank the Tank': DNA evidence spares 500lb burglar bear

California's burliest burglar is no longer the lone suspect in nearly 40 home break-ins across the Lake Tahoe region, wildlife officials have said.

Residents have made more than 150 calls since last summer about "Hank the Tank", a 500lb (227kg) black bear with a raging appetite for human food.

But DNA samples have now linked at least two other bears to the crime scenes.

That means officials will no longer seek to put down the wild animal.

"No bears will be euthanised, harmed, relocated to some facility or placed in a zoo," said Peter Tira, a spokesperson for the California Department of Fish & Wildlife (CDFW).

CDFW will instead refocus its efforts on tagging the bears for genetic data and then releasing them into a nearby wild habitat, he said.

... According to CDFW, Hank does not fear humans, has come to associate them with access to food and knows how to use its size and strength effectively.

"When you have a bear forcibly crashing its way through a garage door or ripping open a front door with people inside, that's pretty brazen and unusual," Mr Tira told the BBC.

On Wednesday, local police said they had been "inundated" with emergency calls about Hank.

"Please stop calling [us] to give your opinions about Hank," they wrote on Facebook....

Genetic samples from a break-in last Friday that was initially linked to Hank, instead came from a female bear not included in the agency's database.

Further DNA analysis of similar incidents indicated at least one more bear - another female - is also involved....

All Blacks look alike.

[GoCubsGo]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Reprieve!

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/olympic-n ... cted-goats

Hikers Can Now Pee Free of Fear of Urine-Addicted Goats

[Vrede too]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/olympic-n ... cted-goats

Hikers Can Now Pee Free of Fear of Urine-Addicted Goats

[Ulysses]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Latest news flashes in this area is that Hank The Tank is not the sole bear breaking into Tahoe homes.

Apparently DNA evidence has shown he has at least two "helpers".

Hey, a fat bear gotta eat, right?

[GoCubsGo]

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Latest news flashes in this area is that Hank The Tank is not the sole bear breaking into Tahoe homes.

Apparently DNA evidence has shown he has at least two "helpers".

Hey, a fat bear gotta eat, right?

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Reprieve!

'Hank the Tank': DNA evidence spares 500lb burglar bear

California's burliest burglar is no longer the lone suspect in nearly 40 home break-ins across the Lake Tahoe region, wildlife officials have said.

Residents have made more than 150 calls since last summer about "Hank the Tank", a 500lb (227kg) black bear with a raging appetite for human food.

But DNA samples have now linked at least two other bears to the crime scenes.

That means officials will no longer seek to put down the wild animal.

"No bears will be euthanised, harmed, relocated to some facility or placed in a zoo," said Peter Tira, a spokesperson for the California Department of Fish & Wildlife (CDFW).

CDFW will instead refocus its efforts on tagging the bears for genetic data and then releasing them into a nearby wild habitat, he said.

... According to CDFW, Hank does not fear humans, has come to associate them with access to food and knows how to use its size and strength effectively.

"When you have a bear forcibly crashing its way through a garage door or ripping open a front door with people inside, that's pretty brazen and unusual," Mr Tira told the BBC.

On Wednesday, local police said they had been "inundated" with emergency calls about Hank.

"Please stop calling [us] to give your opinions about Hank," they wrote on Facebook....

Genetic samples from a break-in last Friday that was initially linked to Hank, instead came from a female bear not included in the agency's database.

Further DNA analysis of similar incidents indicated at least one more bear - another female - is also involved....

All Blacks look alike.

I'm afraid Hank is going to eat himself into the an early grave.

Hank the Tank,' a 500-pound bear, has broken into two more California homes, police say

Reprieve!

[Ulysses]

Apparently Hank The Tank has also skipped hiberation because he can contintue to gorge on human food during the winter(s).

If he is relocated to the wild, probably won't happen until spring/summer, so he doesn't starve.

Don't know about the other two.

[Vrede too]

As GoCubsGo notes, your use of ignore sure makes you post stupid, twice.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless.

[GoCubsGo]

As GoCubsGo notes, your use of ignore sure makes you post stupid, twice.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless.

Another day.

[Ulysses]

Another day.

Another stupid lying ass post from the fake BRD moderator.

[GoCubsGo]

Another day.

Another stupid lying ass post from the fake BRD moderator.

Awww, Stumpy.

[Ulysses]

Another day.

Another stupid lying ass post from the fake BRD moderator.

Awww, Stumpy.

GCG: failed agin.

[GoCubsGo]

Another day.

Another stupid lying ass post from the fake BRD moderator.

Awww, Stumpy.

GCG: failed agin.

Awww, Stumpy.

Hey, how about responding to your foul up in Covidiots?

[Vrede too]

As GoCubsGo notes, your use of ignore sure makes you post stupid, twice.

(signature: obsessed butthurt )

Awww. , Useless.

Cower, Useless, cower.

Another day.

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Another stupid lying ass post from pussy Useless.