Or shoot herself with a 1789 Gatling gun, somehow named after a guy who would''t be born for another 30 years.
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Or shot by herself or anyone else with any gun.
We can come up with creative ways for her to die based on stupid stuff she says. Just from the previous page:
Crushed by a falling cross or "a stack of bricks";
Killed by a RW scofflaw sheriff.
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Or crushed by the weight of the sheer ignorance.
Maybe the dingo will eat 'er.
Maybe the dingo will eat 'er.
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The way the restaurant bleeds money and poisons her constituents, she's probably relieved.
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BTW, she didn't mention which church.
Suggestions?
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Trump: “We had the safest border in the history of our country - or at least recorded history. I guess maybe a thousand years ago it was even better.”
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Thanks, guys.
At the "direction" of the "church", since she's part of "government;
Taliban;
"hands, (redundantly) fists, feet, even hammers";
Banned knife;
Drug overdose;
Crushed by "largest" tax legislation;
Ilhan Omar's backpack bomb;
Fish slapped and stomped by Jesus;
Tripped over nonexistent GED;
Assaulted by a missing child.
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She is #sofuckingdumb.
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She should be fish slapped about the head and shoulders until the fish is exhausted. She is dumber than fish.
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Vrede too wrote: ↑Tue Jun 28, 2022 6:58 pmSomeone tried, but it didn't takeoff:
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Looks like she's going to win pretty handily.
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"I'm tired of this separation of church and state stuff."
Just when I might be willing to entertain the idea that she's not really as stupid as she seems, but is just being outrageous to play to the least educated people in Colorado who she expects to vote for her...
Does she not have anybody on her pretend staff that would tell her that the separation isn't to protect the government, but to protect religion. If there were no separation, churches would be subject to the same laws as all other businesses or non-profits. There would be no more laws protecting against religious discrimination. They would be taxed. Individual sects could be banned, along with practically any practice or ritual.
What she seems to be wanting is not separation, but a theocracy. Of course, she wouldn't like that either because it would likely be the Catholics that would run it.
Idiot.
Just when I might be willing to entertain the idea that she's not really as stupid as she seems, but is just being outrageous to play to the least educated people in Colorado who she expects to vote for her...
Does she not have anybody on her pretend staff that would tell her that the separation isn't to protect the government, but to protect religion. If there were no separation, churches would be subject to the same laws as all other businesses or non-profits. There would be no more laws protecting against religious discrimination. They would be taxed. Individual sects could be banned, along with practically any practice or ritual.
What she seems to be wanting is not separation, but a theocracy. Of course, she wouldn't like that either because it would likely be the Catholics that would run it.
Idiot.
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Imagine how the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church would fare with today's Supreme Court and the definition of religious freedom.O Really wrote: ↑Wed Jun 29, 2022 8:30 pm
Does she not have anybody on her pretend staff that would tell her that the separation isn't to protect the government, but to protect religion. If there were no separation, churches would be subject to the same laws as all other businesses or non-profits. There would be no more laws protecting against religious discrimination. They would be taxed. Individual sects could be banned, along with practically any practice or ritual.
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It's religious freedom for White xtians only. Jesus-blood wine, mass produced beer and cheap whiskey are fine, but sacramental pot - uh-uh. All hail Marcus Garvey, mon.Sometime Lefty wrote: ↑Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:51 amImagine how the Ethiopian Zion Coptic Church would fare with today's Supreme Court and the definition of religious freedom.
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Too obscure? That would be ironic.
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