I am here tonight <clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap> to bring to you <clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap> the State of the ....."<clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap> on and on and on.
"Joe Biden has been named Head Cheerleader for the Obama White House".....<clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap>
I wonder if Obama has a button on his podium that he presses to shock Biden's ass so that he'll bounce up and down like a rubber ball? It's apparent that speeches make him sleepy, his head bobbles up and down like a wobbly-bobbly doll.
****Update**** 12:55pm
President Obama eats at the (whatever)Bones in Asheville! According to Victoria Dunkle on WLOS news, the WLOS Twitter page is really lighting up! Well, no wonder; the twit's in town!

