Animals

[billy.pilgrim]

https://www.businessinsider.com/pet-par ... ely-2023-5

Duh, of course they were.

Spoiler:

Scientists were delighted to discover that parrots willingly made video calls to bird friends and were less lonely as a result

[GoCubsGo]

https://www.businessinsider.com/pet-par ... ely-2023-5

Duh, of course they were.

Spoiler:

Scientists were delighted to discover that parrots willingly made video calls to bird friends and were less lonely as a result

Pandemic parrots.

[Vrede too]

Rare creature – the only one of its kind – spotted wrestling in China, photos show


The albino panda is seen eating a piece of bamboo. Pandas generally eat between 26 and 84 pounds of bamboo every day, according to the World Wildlife Fund.

Video:
https://www.facebook.com/NewsContent.CC ... 0130963181

[GoCubsGo]

Thought about starting a new thread:

Too Stupid to Live.

Yellowstone tourist gets scare of her life while attempting to pet bison

[Vrede too]

Thought about starting a new thread:

Too Stupid to Live.

Yellowstone tourist gets scare of her life while attempting to pet bison

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/wp539 ... 9d2c1ddccf

Yup, smh. YNP, May 2023:

Dangerous stunt: Despite warnings, woman approaches bison for selfie in Yellowstone (video)


Useless-free zone:

Hummingbird Pool Party Number Five!

[neoplacebo]

Man, useless would go all to pieces seeing his koi being terrorized that way.

And the photo of the woman with the buffalo looks remarkably like my late former wife. Kind of weird. Oh, and it's the woman, not the buffalo, that bears a remarkable resemblance to the ex wife.

[O Really]

I'm guessing, hoping, that your hot ex wife was smarter than this one. Smarter than the woman, not the buffalo.

[Vrede too]

... And the photo of the woman with the buffalo looks remarkably like my late former wife. Kind of weird. Oh, and it's the woman, not the buffalo, that bears a remarkable resemblance to the ex wife.

I'm guessing, hoping, that your hot ex wife was smarter than this one. Smarter than the woman, not the buffalo.

Did you mean to suggest an intelligence level somewhere between that of the woman and the buffalo?

[O Really]

In the pic, the buffalo was the smart one.

[GoCubsGo]

A little dramatic, but effective.

[Vrede too]

A little dramatic, but effective.

https://twitter.com/BirrelleBee/status/ ... 9831655426

Apparently not Sarah Bee's flying squirrel. It's never said what kind of attention it's seeking - belly rubs, food, other?

This has got insurance fraud written all over it.

I haz done baddy accident. Send nuts.

This squirrel has seen way too many road kills.

After watching @HocusPocusMovie
with the gang too many times, Frank decided to get his own broom. Unfortunately, the test flight didn’t go so well.

Perfect.

It’s funny until you get a call from the squirrel’s personal injury attorney.

[neoplacebo]

I'm guessing, hoping, that your hot ex wife was smarter than this one. Smarter than the woman, not the buffalo.

Heh, thanks. She'd never get that close to a wild animal. Hell, it took me a year and a half for her to feel at ease in close proximity to me.

And I really like that flying squirrel; it reminds me of those goats that will immediately drop dead on the ground if they hear a loud noise. I think we had some of them on here in the past. Those guys crack me up.

[Vrede too]

I'm guessing, hoping, that your hot ex wife was smarter than this one. Smarter than the woman, not the buffalo.

Heh, thanks. She'd never get that close to a wild animal. Hell, it took me a year and a half for her to feel at ease in close proximity to me.

And I really like that flying squirrel; it reminds me of those goats that will immediately drop dead on the ground if they hear a loud noise. I think we had some of them on here in the past. Those guys crack me up.

(Black) Bear fatally attacks man drinking coffee in yard and drags him 75 feet, Arizona cops say

Grizzly wannabe?

[neoplacebo]

I bet he was looking at the bear and just sat there and kept looking at it. He should have gone inside and got a beer and stayed in there with it.

[Vrede too]

I bet he was looking at the bear and just sat there and kept looking at it. He should have gone inside and got a beer and stayed in there with it.

Yeah, I wonder. Still, any unprovoked attack by a black bear is rare. Maybe he was calling it names.


Wolves sink teeth into calf in Yellowstone — then bison come charging, video shows

Video

... Then two massive bison are seen storming toward the wolves. They swiftly get the calf between them as they move it to safety.

“Perfect coordination on that move too. I don’t know how bison communicate but they had a plan,” one person commented on the video.

Sypniewski said it appeared the calf only had minor injuries.

[Vrede too]

Jack Hanna's long goodbye: How Alzheimer's is stripping away the man the world once knew

[Whack9]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/comments/ ... are_button

[Vrede too]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/comments/ ... e_you_sit/

Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.

Too bad, the comments make it sound fun.

[Whack9]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nope/comments/ ... are_button

It was a giant spider that ran out of a toilet when flushed. Reddit is being weird with their app. Shows up ok in the reddit app but not the website. Or maybe mine it was just cached for me or something.

[Vrede too]

It was a giant spider that ran out of a toilet when flushed. Reddit is being weird with their app. Shows up ok in the reddit app but not the website. Or maybe mine it was just cached for me or something.

This?
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanatte ... he_toilet/

And I was pooping when I saw this

Those are called Caprinto Recluses and are mostly found in South Africa and Australia. I know the sight of spiders send shivers down you spine especially one as big as this but trust me they are harmless. Whoever recorded this could've grabbed the spider and wouldve been ok. They primarily feed on small house pets and people who don't go listen to my music on YouTube. I made all of that up btw. That thing is f*cking horrifying.

Just another day in Australia.

It's a Huntsman Spider

On the bright side, the toilet is roach and ant free. Could be worse:

To wipe or not to wipe: Moment a massive huntsman spider is spotted sitting on a toilet roll in a public bathroom