MSNBC Host Lawrence O'Donnell Labels Alina Habba 'Worst Trump Lawyer So Far'GoCubsGo wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:16 amBad day for team trump.
Guess she can't fake being smart after all.
Getting absolutely roasted on Twitter. Guess she can't pretend to be a lawyer also.Vrede too wrote: Wed Jan 17, 2024 3:59 pm
MSNBC Host Lawrence O'Donnell Labels Alina Habba 'Worst Trump Lawyer So Far'
Take heart, HabbaDabbaDoo, there will always be a need for parking garage company general counsels.
Too funnyGoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 12:44 am Her face must hurt.
E. Jean Carroll judge Fish-slaps Trump's attorney 14 times over basic lawyering in a single day of testimony
You can say she's got a nice rack.billy.pilgrim wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:07 amToo funnyGoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 12:44 am Her face must hurt.
E. Jean Carroll judge Fish-slaps Trump's attorney 14 times over basic lawyering in a single day of testimony
I can only imagine one reason that even an idiot like trump would keep her, but it’s really too gross to discuss here.
Yeah, but then I’d have to imagine trump’s tiny fingers all over them.GoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:12 amYou can say she's got a nice rack.billy.pilgrim wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:07 amToo funnyGoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 12:44 am Her face must hurt.
E. Jean Carroll judge Fish-slaps Trump's attorney 14 times over basic lawyering in a single day of testimony
I can only imagine one reason that even an idiot like trump would keep her, but it’s really too gross to discuss here.
billy.pilgrim wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:13 amYeah, but then I’d have to imagine trump’s tiny fingers all over them.GoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:12 amYou can say she's got a nice rack.billy.pilgrim wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:07 amToo funnyGoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 12:44 am Her face must hurt.
E. Jean Carroll judge Fish-slaps Trump's attorney 14 times over basic lawyering in a single day of testimony
I can only imagine one reason that even an idiot like trump would keep her, but it’s really too gross to discuss here.
I am . . . now :puke-left: Thanks a lot, guysGoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:21 ambilly.pilgrim wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 1:13 amYeah, but then I’d have to imagine trump’s tiny fingers all over them.
No, you really, really don't.
:laughing-rolling: Okay, I'm going to stop excerpting the fishslapping there. The entire thing is like a comedy sketch. Great minds, comments:... "Correct," Habba answered. "We're talking about the 1990s and '80s." But the judge reminded Habba she'd been speaking about Elaine's in the present tense, including by asking about it being hard to get into.
"That may be on account of it being closed," the judge deadpanned.
... "Objection," interrupted Carroll's lawyer, Roberta Kaplan, no relation to the judge.
"What's the objection?" the judge asked.
"I don't know what she's talking about," Carroll's lawyer answered.
"Neither do I," the judge responded.
... "Guess what?" the judge responded, now clearly angry. "You may not read from a document that's not in evidence."
"Sure," Habba responded, sounding angry herself.
The judge called a break, "during which," he told Habba, "you should refresh your memory about how it is you get a document into evidence."
"That may be on account of it being closed," the judge deadpanned. This is better than an episode of Seinfeld. The best article I have read in days, I laughed out loud so many times! A must read!
She might not know her way around a courtroom but put her in a parking garage and she’s a star. Another example of Trump only hiring the best people.
Lol. Like shooting lawyers in a barrel.
:---PSome of the comments ask if she is getting paid, because of Trump's reputation. If this is an example of her trial procedure expertise, I would question whether she deserves to be paid.
... Each time she has reached a new level of incompetency, I'm sure she can't get any lower. Then within a day or two she proves me wrong.
:think: I wondered the same thing. A different article:Is Habba really a lawyer? She’s humiliating herself every time she opens her mouth. Maybe trump is doing this so he can appeal because his lawyer was incompetent.
... Discussing her looks, Ms Habba said: “I don’t think I’d be on TV or sitting here if I didn’t look the way I look. I think I caught attention.
“I’m very honest about that and I don’t mind. I’m not a feminist, I believe in strong women but I want my door opened [for me].”
She continued: “Somebody said to me ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty?’ and I said ‘Oh easy, pretty… I can fake being smart’....
Can you, can you? 
LOLO Really wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:15 am I dunno what Habba's idea is. I guess she want to be aggressive to stay on the good side of her client, but it's never good to appear incompetent or incapable. Courtroom litigation is performance art. The difficult lawyering has already been done to prepare the case. Good trial lawyers always appear in charge, knowing everything, surprised by nothing. Looking competent gives confidence to the client, respect from the judge and credibility to the jury. Fumbling over fundamentals like introducing or presenting evidence cannot possibly have positive benefits.
True that.GoCubsGo wrote: Thu Jan 18, 2024 11:55 am
What's the old lawyer adage? Never ask a question that you don't know the answer?
Habba Dabba doesn't even know the questions.
What questions?he's so stressed lmao
Out of 46 presidents, only the one speaking here needs immunity. C'mon, folks! THINK this through!
"I should be able to commit crimes"
What an inspiring message …
He wants to get away with all of his past crimes, and he wants to be free to continue to commit crimes like assassinating political opponents, adversaries and anyone else he doesn’t like.
I wish someone would ask him if Biden has the same immunity?
His closing argument to NH?
Let's hope the Supreme Court allows me to be a dictator.
Your daily reminder that Donald Trump is only running for President to keep himself out of prison. As always, his neck comes first. His one “public policy” is revenge. That and maybe self-preservation.
I don’t want a President like Trump like to be able to do anything.
Folks, we have ten more months of this on a daily basis.
If Trump is innocent like he claims, then why does he need immunity?
:---P for all. More tweets at the link.This is the best the Maga Republicans have to offer? This sad, selfish, self centered, rambling buffoon, traitor & wannabe dictator who doesn’t know the meaning of ACTUAL public service - is all they’ve got?
Top comment - bet ya can’t read the words without hearing the tune if you’re over 60.O Really wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:01 am Trump only hires the best defense team - lawyers like you've never seen the likes of.
"Trump Lawyer Habba’s Law School: “Alina… Who?”
Habba was not a very good student at here lowest 20% law school, and the school is making no effort to capitalize on the "fame" of one of its alums.
https://politizoom.com/trump-lawyer-hab ... %2Fliberal
billy.pilgrim wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:19 amTop comment - bet ya can’t read the words without hearing the tune if you’re over 60.O Really wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:01 amTrump only hires the best defense team - lawyers like you've never seen the likes of.
"Trump Lawyer Habba’s Law School: “Alina… Who?”
Habba was not a very good student at here lowest 20% law school, and the school is making no effort to capitalize on the "fame" of one of its alums.
https://politizoom.com/trump-lawyer-hab ... alina-who/
“ Yabba habba do!
meet the Flintstones. meet the Flintstones.
they’re a modern stone age family.
We’ll have a yabba habba do time.
a habba do time.
We’ll have a gay old time!”
If you’re over 60 you don't need to read the words ;) We should tell ron.Vrede too wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:45 ambilly.pilgrim wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:19 amTop comment - bet ya can’t read the words without hearing the tune if you’re over 60.O Really wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:01 amTrump only hires the best defense team - lawyers like you've never seen the likes of.
"Trump Lawyer Habba’s Law School: “Alina… Who?”
Habba was not a very good student at here lowest 20% law school, and the school is making no effort to capitalize on the "fame" of one of its alums.
https://politizoom.com/trump-lawyer-hab ... alina-who/
“ Yabba habba do!
meet the Flintstones. meet the Flintstones.
they’re a modern stone age family.
We’ll have a yabba habba do time.
a habba do time.
We’ll have a gay old time!”
I can still hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoP0Z3a8glU
Yabba-dabba-doo!
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone-age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern Stone Age Family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
Then the cat will stay out for the night
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We'll have a gay old time
We'll have a gay old time!
Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
Note: Song is banned in Florida. You know why
Done.billy.pilgrim wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:49 amWe should tell ron.Vrede too wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:45 am
... We'll have a gay old time!
Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
Note: Song is banned in Florida. You know why
:wave:
Email the Governor
Subject: Grooming
Dear Gov,
On a recent visit to your state I sat with my young children for some family time watching cartoons. Imagine my shock and horror when The Flintstones came on and we were assaulted with its groomer theme song: "... We’ll have a gay old time!” I immediately changed the channel to a SEAL-adjacent movie, but I don't know if they will ever recover from the trauma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
I am VERY disappointed. I thought Florida was better than this. Please let me know what you're doing about this abomination.
(Vrede too), RN
(real email address)
Hendersonville, NC
PerfectVrede too wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:47 amDone.billy.pilgrim wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:49 amWe should tell ron.Vrede too wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:45 am
... We'll have a gay old time!
Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
Note: Song is banned in Florida. You know why:wave:
Email the Governor
Subject: Grooming
Dear Gov,
On a recent visit to your state I sat with my young children for some family time watching cartoons. Imagine my shock and horror when The Flintstones came on and we were assaulted with its groomer theme song: "... We’ll have a gay old time!” I immediately changed the channel to a SEAL-adjacent movie, but I don't know if they will ever recover from the trauma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
I am VERY disappointed. I thought Florida was better than this. Please let me know what you're doing about this abomination.
(Vrede too), RN
(real email address)
Hendersonville, NC
