Just Deranged Vance

[O Really]

I may have asked this question before, but other than anti-vaxxers, who would vote for Kennedy except as a fuck you all vote against the others?

[GoCubsGo]

Trump thinks Kennedy brings trump votes.

Not so much for Vance.

Ah. I hope DonOLD uses KINO as a prominent proxy. That's likely to help Kamala.

[Vrede too]

I may have asked this question before, but other than anti-vaxxers, who would vote for Kennedy except as a fuck you all vote against the others?

MAYBE a few tree huggers who think Joe hasn't been aggressive enough and don't really care about KINO's vax stance. KINO does have the eco warrior chops. However, they've now got Stein (G) to give their protest votes to. KINO won't get them to vote for Dolt .45.

[O Really]

I may have asked this question before, but other than anti-vaxxers, who would vote for Kennedy except as a fuck you all vote against the others?

MAYBE a few tree huggers who think Joe hasn't been aggressive enough and don't really care about KINO's vax stance. KINO does have the eco warrior chops. However, they've now got Stein (G) to give their protest votes to. KINO won't get them to vote for Dolt .45.

Well do those tree huggers who think he's got eco warrior chops realize that he's now joined the "drill baby drill" group, the pipeline group, the natinal parkland selling group as well as a land rapist par excellence who thinks ocean rising will get him more oceanfront property?

[Whack9]

JD Vance at 711:

[Vrede too]

MAYBE a few tree huggers who think Joe hasn't been aggressive enough and don't really care about KINO's vax stance. KINO does have the eco warrior chops. However, they've now got Stein (G) to give their protest votes to. KINO won't get them to vote for Dolt .45.

Well do those tree huggers who think he's got eco warrior chops realize that he's now joined the "drill baby drill" group, the pipeline group, the national parkland selling group as well as a land rapist par excellence who thinks ocean rising will get him more oceanfront property?

My point.

The "fuck you all vote against the others" could go to either camp or to the Third-party and independent candidates. If I were the Dems I'd covertly be on anti-vaxxer forums reminding people of Dolt .45's strong vax support and suggesting they protest vote, stay home or decide based on other issues.

Then, there are some ambivalent voters who KINO got off the couch. They'll probably sprawl on it again.

My prediction: DonOLD's KINO bump, if any, will be hidden in Kamala's larger convention bump. We'll see.

[O Really]

And, of course, we can also hope that KINO's looniness will work as an additional negative for Trump - on top of Vance.
Meanwhile, on the campaign trail of the good guys, might we offer America's Dad, Obamas, Clintons, Bey Hive, Swifties, and probably nobody saying anything terminally stupid.

[Vrede too]

And, of course, we can also hope that KINO's looniness will work as an additional negative for Trump - on top of Vance.
Meanwhile, on the campaign trail of the good guys, might we offer America's Dad, Obamas, Clintons, Bey Hive, Swifties, and probably nobody saying anything terminally stupid.

What do you see?

The JD Vance continuance of his WEIRD Mountain Dew joke that wasn't funny the first time he told it?

Me... I see The Wall Street Journal's top headline:
"INFLATION HITS LOWEST LEVEL SINCE 2021"

He is not very good at this is he?

JD Vance accidentally promotes Harris with newspaper headline in awkward photo blunder
JD Vance has inadvertently advocated for President Biden and Kamala Harris - with eagle-eyed voters spotting a newspaper headline in his campaign pic.

[Vrede too]

Dude really really needs to stop trying to make jokes. He sucks at it.

JD Vance puts his foot in it again by asking deli owner if they sell food 'they really don't like'

"I hate your store and I hate journalists" is a great stance for the guy whose only job is to make people like the president

“All that shitty food i make to sell to my neighbors, oh yeah, that whole deli bar right there is just absolutely vile”

This is Tenuta’s in Kenosha. It’s an incredible Italian deli and marketplace; a fourth-generation, family-owned local institution. Terrific imported and homemade goods. They don’t serve bad food because it’s not in their DNA you bumbling imbecile.

JD Vance has the charm of a soggy paper towel found under a park bench.

... Meanwhile, during his visit, Vance was asked by a reporter about his upcoming debate with Democrat rival Tim Walz.

In response, Vance had another attempt at a zinger: "I have a friend who embellishes and lies a lot, I’m having him stand in for Tim Walz."

And social media users reacted with the same response.

One person wrote: "So he’s practising with Donald Trump?"

"That's sweet that Donald Trump is helping JV with debate prep," another person said.

Someone else added: "So @realDonaldTrump is your debate prep partner?!"

"Is it your running mate?" a fourth person commented.

[Vrede too]

And, of course, we can also hope that KINO's looniness will work as an additional negative for Trump - on top of Vance.
Meanwhile, on the campaign trail of the good guys, might we offer America's Dad, Obamas, Clintons, Bey Hive, Swifties, and probably nobody saying anything terminally stupid.

Excellent metaphors:

The Woodstock of politics: Democrats strike all the right chords — and scare Donald Trump — with DNC
The hippies and conservatives in Chicago have picked their party

From pop stars to insult comedy, the Dems threw a cookout where the real joke was on Trump
In 2016 Trump mocked his way into the White House. In 2024 Democrats hit back using his oldest tactic

Finally, headline writers to single out for getting it right

[GoCubsGo]

[GoCubsGo]

Sophisticated, high minded politics.

Worthy of the second highest office in the land.

[Vrede too]

Sophisticated, high minded politics.

Worthy of the second highest office in the land.

https://x.com/gtconway3d/status/1829286547969229201

Ironically, he's the idiot. Every single "joke" flops, every one.

Breaking: SC is now in play

[O Really]

Not that anyone would do it, but it would be interesting to get an honest answer to the question, "what could Kamala Harris say in her interview that you would agree with and commend?" If she says "I've given some thought and believe that Trump is right on (issue)," then all they'll say is "flipflopper". If she says Georgia has pretty beaches, they'll say "pandering."

Obviously only "I concede" but still.

[GoCubsGo]

This whole interview was a train wreck.

[Vrede too]

This whole interview was a train wreck.
https://x.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1829551898782998554

You watched the whole interview? Brave. It isn't a "joke". It's hateful to both Kamala and Caitlin.

Waaa, why are we talking about a topic I broached rather than something else, waaa?

[GoCubsGo]

This whole interview was a train wreck.
https://x.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1829551898782998554

You watched the whole interview? Brave. It isn't a "joke". It's hateful to both Kamala and Caitlin.

Waaa, why are we talking about a topic I broached rather than something else, waaa?

Good lord no, select Twitter highlights. It was enough.

[Vrede too]

You watched the whole interview? Brave....

Good lord no, select Twitter highlights. It was enough.

If I were to create a RepuQ screw-up as a way of discrediting MAGA and the GQP I would not be so ambitious as to fashion a Just Deranged Vance. The hits just keep on coming:

“She Doesn’t Have a Single Child”: J.D. Vance Made the Mistake of Going After a Lesbian Labor Leader

The official J.D. Vance Bad Press Tour keeps on rolling this week, as the Republican vice presidential hopeful faces scrutiny over 2021 comments he made bashing teachers without biological children, including American Federation of Teachers president Randi Weingarten.

Already grappling with widespread backlash over another 2021 jab calling Democratic politicians and voters “childless cat ladies,” Vance now must answer more questions about further comments he made during an October 2021 political event for the Center for Christian Virtue. “So many of the leaders of the left, and I hate to be so personal about this, but they’re people without kids trying to brainwash the minds of our children. That really disorients me and disturbs me,” Vance said during the event. “Randi Weingarten, who’s the head of the most powerful teachers’ union in the country, she doesn’t have a single child. If she wants to brainwash and destroy the minds of children, she should have some of her own and leave ours the hell alone.”

Weingarten is a lesbian, and introduced the public to her wife, Liz Margolies, in 2007. Vance’s disparaging remarks, however, were also inaccurate: Weingarten, believed to be the first openly LGBTQ+ president of a major U.S. labor union, is stepmother to Margolies’ biological children, and described herself as a “mother by marriage” last year when subjected to similar attacks on her motherhood by Vance’s GOP colleague, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Opps.

Still, Vance doubled down on, and falsely reframed, his own remarks while being interviewed on the tarmac outside the Trump-Vance campaign jet this week, as CNN reported. “I didn’t criticize Randi Weingarten for not having kids, I criticized her for wanting to brainwash mine,” Vance claimed. Meanwhile, Weingarten responded in an MSNBC interview, calling his comments “nonsensical” and “gross.”

... “I am blessed to be a mom by marriage, but it’s irrelevant to whether any of us care about children,” Weingarten wrote in an official AFT press release on Wednesday. “This week, as teachers are digging into their pockets to pay for school supplies and welcoming kids and parents into their classrooms, we should all be celebrating the hope and promise of a new school year, not trashing it with gross, ridiculous comments like Vance’s.”

He truly is a moron.

[Vrede too]

Sophisticated, high minded politics.

Worthy of the second highest office in the land.

https://x.com/gtconway3d/status/1829286547969229201

Miss Teen USA Runner-Up Shames JD Vance for Cruel Video Post

... But Upton, now a 35-year-old mother of two who has posted conservative memes, wild claims of voting fraud and Students for Trump material, did not see his joke in a positive light. “It’s a shame that 17 years later this is still being brought up. Regardless of political beliefs, one thing I do know is that social media and online bullying needs to stop,” she said on X—then deleted her account shortly afterwards....

Opps Shame on Just Deranged.

Schooled:

Article

Gwen Walz putting on her teaching face is everything

Oh my goodness. Gwen Walz just took out her teacher glasses and schooled JD Vance using a teacher’s voice, asking, “Mr. Vance, why how about you mind your own business?” She’s so good at this. Teachers don’t play around. Don’t mess with Gwen Walz.

More tweets at the link.

Firefighters Union Boos JD Vance—So He Calls Them ‘Haters’

What a LOSER!

[GoCubsGo]

Honestly don't think they vetted him.

Too much work.