You might be a wing nut if...

[Ombudsman]

You don't believe in global warming but you have a DNR bumper sticker on the back of your pick-up truck
You claim to believe in personal freedom but don't believe a person should marry who they want
You don't believe in either sex ed, or abortion, or welfare for single teenage moms
You spend all day on-line bitching about people who don't work
You're an LEO and you still bitch about oppressive government
You support unlimited gun ownership but still rant about inter-city violence
You work for a private defense contractor and still bitch about high taxes
Your parents are on medicare and you still bitch about high taxes
You're career military and still bitch about high taxes.
You were educated in public schools and still bitch about high taxes
Your college was financed by a low interest student loan backed by the gov't and you still bitch about high taxes

[homerfobe]

You might be a moonbat if you post threads whining about what others are bitching about, but fail to see your own moonbattiness because you are bitching about what others are bitching about. :-0?>