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".88" is used by some retailers to indicate a low-in-stock, clearance, or last sale price, any of which I suppose could apply here. But given Lindell's craziness anyway, I'd say it is NOT coincidence.

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Say what?

Mike Lindell's Latest Pillow Price Is Being Interpreted As A Nazi Dog Whistle

You beat me to it. What do you think, coincidence or no? Me:

Spoiler:

Nazi Dog Whistle

crazy.

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crazy.

crazy deadbeat:

Minnesota judge orders Mike Lindell's MyPillow to pay nearly $778K to delivery service DHL

The “MyPillow Guy” is also being sued for defamation by two voting machine companies, Dominion Voting Systems in Washington, D.C., and Smartmatic in Minnesota.

MAGAts are just terrible people.

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crazy.

crazy deadbeat:

Minnesota judge orders Mike Lindell's MyPillow to pay nearly $778K to delivery service DHL

The “MyPillow Guy” is also being sued for defamation by two voting machine companies, Dominion Voting Systems in Washington, D.C., and Smartmatic in Minnesota.

MAGAts are just terrible people.

And deadbeats, don't forget deadbeats.

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crazy deadbeat:

And deadbeats, don't forget deadbeats.

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crazy deadbeat:

And deadbeats, don't forget deadbeats.

Oppsie.

That's what i get for posting off my phone.

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It's been awhile since I've seen his name.

Conservative Journalist Mocked For Asking The Cringiest Possible Trump Question
Cara Castronuova was ridiculed after claiming with a straight face that the president "actually looks healthier than ever before."

Considering that Donald Trump’s current tariff antics are fueling recession fears, there’s no doubt the public wants answers.

However, they won’t be getting them from the questions asked by reporters like Cara Castronuova, who works for Lindell TV, a news network created by My Pillow big cheese Mike Lindell.

It's that it's considered serious enough journalism to make it into the press room let alone get called on.

Castronuova, a former boxer, became the subject of much social media mockery on Friday when she asked a question at the White House’s press briefing that seemed like it could have been composed by press secretary Karoline Leavitt herself.

“Will you guys also consider releasing the president’s fitness plan? He actually looks healthier than ever before — healthier than he did eight years ago, and I’m sure everybody in this room could agree,” Castronuova asked. “Is he working out with Bobby Kennedy and eating less McDonald’s?”

Leavitt was obviously happy to end the press gathering with a softball question like that.

“I can confirm the president is in very good shape, as you see on a near daily basis here,” she said....

The great leader is the most handsome man in the galaxy, is it his amazing genes or eating at McDonald's? Brought to you by McDonald's, you're lovin' it or else

She didn't answer the question about him working out and eating less McDonalds. So that would be a no.

How much do you want to bet Americans are told by his doctor that “Trump could run a 5k today, in scorching conditions of 110 degrees, and win” if he chose to.

"The Emperor's clothes have never looked better, has he been working out?"

Trump's blood type is ketchup.

My God. You used to complain about the media.

Look at the new rightoid media. Literally questions about how hot Trump looks.

This kind of worship was funny and had an ironic flavor in 2016. Now it’s literally how we’re governed.

Toady

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It's been awhile since I've seen his name.

Good news!





Tears on my MyPillow: Weeping pro-Trump conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell tells judge he has no money to pay fines: ‘I’m in ruins’

“I borrowed everything I can. Nobody will lend me any money anymore. I can't turn back time... but I will tell you, I don’t have any money,” Lindell, who was described as being “teary” by ABC News, said while appearing via Zoom Wednesday at the hearing in a U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C.

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It's been awhile since I've seen his name.

Good news!





Tears on my MyPillow: Weeping pro-Trump conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell tells judge he has no money to pay fines: ‘I’m in ruins’

“I borrowed everything I can. Nobody will lend me any money anymore. I can't turn back time... but I will tell you, I don’t have any money,” Lindell, who was described as being “teary” by ABC News, said while appearing via Zoom Wednesday at the hearing in a U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C.

Awww.

Donald Trump supporter and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell sobbed to a judge that he is “in ruins” and cannot pay a court-ordered $50,000 fine.

Lindell has been ordered to pay voting software company Smartmatic the hefty fine over false claims he made about the company flipping the 2020 election for Joe Biden. It is one of a number of lawsuits Lindell faces over false election claims.

Now the troubled CEO claims that he doesn’t even have 5 cents left to pay the company the $56,396 he owes....

Maybe it was a bad idea to LIE on behalf of TRE45QN? Where's the MAGA support? Everybody that believed and encouraged him was complicit. Y'all lurking, CPF?

Lindell also claimed he and his company owe more than $70m in back payments to the IRS....

Ouch. Maybe it was a bad idea to cheat on taxes, unpatriotic, too.

Lindell is facing lawsuits in D.C. and Minnesota over his false election claims. Dominion Voting Systems is seeking $1.3bn in a defamation lawsuit against him.

More consequences for LYING.

... “We haven’t held back anything. This is all corruption,” Lindell previously told The Independent. “They want me to stop talking about our election platforms. They’re not going to silence me. I will keep going until we get to paper ballots hand counted and melt these machines down and turn them into prison bars.”

Sheesh, he's still at it.

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Gawd, how many seminars, symposiums, whatevers did he hold that were going to blow the lid off of the stollen election.

Didn’t he renege on a 5 million promise payable to someone who disproved one of his whackadoodle election conspiracy theories?

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Gawd, how many seminars, symposiums, whatevers did he hold that were going to blow the lid off of the stolen election?

Didn’t he renege on a 5 million promise payable to someone who disproved one of his whackadoodle election conspiracy theories?

Yup.

Robert Zeidman: Lindell challenge

For three days ending August 12, 2021, election conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell hosted a "Cyber Symposium" with the "Prove Mike Wrong Challenge" where he defied attendees to prove that his dataset was not authentic 2020 election data.

Zeidman found that what Lindell had claimed were pcap files ("packet captures" archiving internet traffic) were just encrypted PDF and text files. Among the material was a flow chart of how elections work, a list of IP addresses, and a stream of random numbers and letters. He also found that much of the material had a file creation date from shortly before the symposium, precluding it from being from the election held almost nine months before. Zeidman submitted his findings in a 15-page report to the officials running the challenge. Six weeks after the challenge ended he sent a claim to Lindell Management (the only expert to do so) and was promptly denied. A month later he filed for arbitration.

On April 20, 2023, a panel of the American Arbitration Association Commercial Arbitration Tribunal ruled that Lindell must pay Zeidman $5 million because he had sufficiently proven that Lindell's materials were not authentic 2020 election data. Zeidman agreed to withdraw his other claims that Lindell's rules were unconscionable and that he had violated the Minnesota Consumer Fraud Act on condition of payment.

Zeidman is a conservative Republican and a Donald Trump supporter who voted for him twice. He told reporters "I've made the argument that Lindell is hurting Trump much more than he's helping him because everything Lindell is presenting is so obviously bogus that it just makes any talk about voter fraud or voter integrity look silly." He did not rule out voting for Trump a third time, but invoked the ongoing Republican primary race and said, "I hope I have another choice in the upcoming election." Lindell told reporters he rejects the arbitration panel's finding saying, "It's going to end up in court. I'm not going to pay anything. ...He didn't prove anything." At the time of the arbitration panel's ruling Lindell was being sued for defamation by Dominion Voting Systems (for $1.3 billion) and separately by one of their former executives.

On February 21, 2024, U.S. District Court Judge John R. Tuneheim confirmed the arbitration decision in the District Court of Minnesota, and ruled that Lindell Management LLC (the official defendant in the case) had 30 days to pay Zeidman $5 Million (plus interest). Lindell Management filed an appeal in the 8th Circuit of the U.S. Court of Appeals on March 22, 2024. As of August, 2024, the case is still pending.

Zeidman told reporters he plans to donate the money to non-profits committed to election security and intends to write a book about the experience.

There's something so appropriate about a LYING MAGAt stiffing a MAGAt. It's very Trumpian.

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Maybe some fool will come to his rescue like someone rescued Rudy. And I think Rudy owed more than Mike does. Not sure. And as far as I know, Mike is still facing action from Dominion.

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Maybe some fool will come to his rescue like someone rescued Rudy. And I think Rudy owed more than Mike does. Not sure. And as far as I know, Mike is still facing action from Dominion.

It sure won't be his own lawyer rescuing Pillow Guy:

MyPillow CEO's Lawyer Embarrassed In Court After Judge Grills Him Over Using AI In Legal Filing
The judge overseeing Mike Lindell's case said there were nearly 30 defects in the court filings, which at some points cited cases that do not exist.

A judge berated lawyers representing conspiracy theorist and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell in a court order, accusing them of filing a court document that used artificial intelligence and contained a number of “fundamental errors.”

Lindell is being sued by former Dominion Voting Services employee Dr. Eric Coomer, who accused the CEO, a longtime ally of President Donald Trump, of making false remarks about him on a conservative Colorado podcast.

He'll never learn to just stfu.

... Wang ordered Lindell’s attorneys to “show cause” as to why the court should not sanction Lindell and his companies. She also ordered his attorneys to justify why the court should not refer them to disciplinary proceedings....

Perfect, the attorney resembles the client.

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MAGAts are effing lazy as well as dumb.

They never actually want to do the work, they just cosplay.

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Have you seen your Superstar Cultmaster's rainbow avatar?

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Maybe some fool will come to his rescue like someone rescued Rudy. And I think Rudy owed more than Mike does. Not sure. And as far as I know, Mike is still facing action from Dominion.

It sure won't be his own lawyer rescuing Pillow Guy:

MyPillow CEO's Lawyer Embarrassed In Court After Judge Grills Him Over Using AI In Legal Filing
The judge overseeing Mike Lindell's case said there were nearly 30 defects in the court filings, which at some points cited cases that do not exist.

A judge berated lawyers representing conspiracy theorist and MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell in a court order, accusing them of filing a court document that used artificial intelligence and contained a number of “fundamental errors.”

Lindell is being sued by former Dominion Voting Services employee Dr. Eric Coomer, who accused the CEO, a longtime ally of President Donald Trump, of making false remarks about him on a conservative Colorado podcast.

He'll never learn to just stfu.

... Wang ordered Lindell’s attorneys to “show cause” as to why the court should not sanction Lindell and his companies. She also ordered his attorneys to justify why the court should not refer them to disciplinary proceedings....

Perfect, the attorney resembles the client.

Yeah, a perfect illustration of just how stupid Lindell and his "attorney" are.....telling lies and whining (aka practicing trump LAW) in defense of Lindell's original hying and whining. Just goes to show that defending LAW requires further LAW.

And I'm beginning to think Rudy may have finalloy given up on LAW since he's been lying (that word can and should be used in both its meanings for this) since Rudy has been so quiet for so long. Probably stays drunk all the time....too drunk to lie maybe?

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Probably stays drunk all the time....too drunk to lie maybe?

You're saying that getting high changes your character? Oh my gosh.

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Yeah, a perfect illustration of just how stupid Lindell and his "attorney" are.....telling lies and whining (aka practicing trump LAW) in defense of Lindell's original lying and whining. Just goes to show that defending LAW requires further LAW.

And I'm beginning to think Rudy may have finally given up on LAW since he's been lying (that word can and should be used in both its meanings for this) since Rudy has been so quiet for so long. Probably stays drunk all the time....too drunk to lie maybe?

Pillow Guy's lawyer's 'dog ate my homework' excuse-making is hilarious. The judge could have cited him for contempt just for being so lame. "Worse than HabbaDabbaDoo" should be his firm's motto.

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Yeah, a perfect illustration of just how stupid Lindell and his "attorney" are.....telling lies and whining (aka practicing trump LAW) in defense of Lindell's original lying and whining. Just goes to show that defending LAW requires further LAW.

And I'm beginning to think Rudy may have finally given up on LAW since he's been lying (that word can and should be used in both its meanings for this) since Rudy has been so quiet for so long. Probably stays drunk all the time....too drunk to lie maybe?

Pillow Guy's lawyer's 'dog ate my homework' excuse-making is hilarious. The judge could have cited him for contempt just for being so lame. "Worse than HabbaDabbaDoo" should be his firm's motto.

Opps! I meant to write rudy's been "lying low" in that original post. So my comment about using both meanings lf "lying" sort of fell flat. I read a story this morning that a judge in AZ has told state prosecutors to send the fake electors case back to the grand jury alleging that prosecutors did not convey to the grand jusy all the facts of the case. One of the defendants is Rudy. The state says it will appeal this ruling.