Kim Jong Underwear

[GoCubsGo]

So glad Don-Don and Wittle Kim are in love

North Korea executes envoys in a purge after failed summit: South Korean newspaper

[Vrede too]

... Trump, who has met Kim three times since last year as he tries to persuade him to give up the North Korean nuclear weapons program, told a news conference at the G7 summit in France that he had come to know Kim "extremely well," and suggested that his wife had too.

"The first lady has gotten to know Kim Jong Un and I think she'd agree with me, he is a man with a country that has tremendous potential," Trump said, as Melania watched impassively from the audience.

Pretty irrelevant, but so be it.

Then, the desperate spin as the fact checkers start salivating:

White House spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham later clarified that Melania had never met Kim.

"President Trump confides in his wife on many issues including the detailed elements of his strong relationship with Chairman Kim – and while the First Lady hasn't met him, the President feels like she's gotten to know him too," she told reporters.

Pretty easy fact to check:

Melania did not accompany Trump to any of his three meetings with Kim, which took place in June last year in Singapore, in Hanoi in February, and on the border between North and South Korea in June.

What 45SHOLE is deflecting from:

While Trump has developed a cordial relationship with Kim, and often speaks highly of him, there has been scant progress in the U.S. aim of getting North Korea to denuclearize.

Trump has said he and Kim agreed at their last meeting to resume working-level talks, but these have yet to happen and North Korea has conducted multiple missile tests since while accusing Washington of breaking a pledge to stop joint military exercises with South Korea.

Comments:

He was referring to his wife Ivanka. She’s met Kim. He misspoke. Ooops.

To be fair, I've never met or spoken to Trump either, but I've gotten to know him pretty well.

[neoplacebo]

Hold on to your ass, folks. Kim has ridden the white horse on the sacred mountain; I predict something significant will happen soon. The horse will shit, Kim will spit, and that's only the first of it.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/defiant-mess ... 34942.html

[Vrede too]

Hold on to your ass, folks. Kim has ridden the white horse on the sacred mountain; I predict something significant will happen soon. The horse will shit, Kim will spit, and that's only the first of it.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/defiant-mess ... 34942.html

Found:

The rear end of the horse was photo shopped not to look so much like Trump.

New Book Alleges Trump Had a 'Supercharged' Golf Cart to Help Him Cheat at Golf

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North Korean regime finally admits Kim Jong-un cannot magically bend time and space

Anything with sufficient mass can bend time and space. One more pizza and I think Kim Jong-un is good.

[GoCubsGo]

Haven't been paying much attention (which could be what their problem is), wonder what set them off or what do they want?


Kim Jong Un's sister threatens S. Korea with military action

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Haven't been paying much attention (which could be what their problem is), wonder what set them off or what do they want?

Kim Jong Un's sister threatens S. Korea with military action

1 year later - still waiting, sis.


Kim Jong Un admits North Korea's food situation is dire

Must be.

N. Korea's Kim Looks Much Thinner, Causing Health Speculation

[neoplacebo]

It's my fault; I told him to get off rice and stick to a beer and cigarettes diet.

[Ulysses]

Ask me if I care.

[Vrede too]

I admit that no one should "care" about my dumb jokes, so I won't bother asking. My drunk smoking hominy neoplacebo is pretty funny, though.

[neoplacebo]

Yeah, I wake up funny and usually by 8pm I'm even more funny. Hell, when I go to bed I die laughing.

[Vrede too]

Yeah, I wake up funny and usually by 8pm I'm even more funny. Hell, when I go to bed I die laughing.

North Korea executed 30 teenagers for watching South Korean dramas: reports

In North Korea, watching your favorite Korean dramas could end in tragedy.

According to reports from South Korean news outlets Chosun TV and Korea JoongAng Daily, around 30 middle schoolers were publicly shot last week for watching South Korean dramas.

The shows were reportedly stored on USBs that were floated over the border by North Korean defectors....

Damn, that ain't funny.

[neoplacebo]

Yeah, I wake up funny and usually by 8pm I'm even more funny. Hell, when I go to bed I die laughing.

North Korea executed 30 teenagers for watching South Korean dramas: reports

In North Korea, watching your favorite Korean dramas could end in tragedy.

According to reports from South Korean news outlets Chosun TV and Korea JoongAng Daily, around 30 middle schoolers were publicly shot last week for watching South Korean dramas.

The shows were reportedly stored on USBs that were floated over the border by North Korean defectors....

Damn, that ain't funny.

I've not been to North Korea but have been to South Korea several times. And I don't recall anything remotely funny about the place. I mostly remember it as cold and unsightly. But perhaps the place has been livened up in the five decades since I was there. Hell, in a few years there won't be anything funny about the US and many people will be killed for not watching trump propaganda films. One of the Heritage Foundations's leaders has already previewed this by asserting that we are in the middle of the second American revolution and that it will be bloodless "if the left allows it to be." Funny.

[GoCubsGo]

They'll find the bodies of those responsible buried in South Africa.

[Vrede too]

They'll find the bodies of those responsible buried in South Africa.

https://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1925541867250229303

Is South Africa allied with NK? A sat pic of the lamed ship would be sweet. C'mon Google Earth, what are you good for?

[GoCubsGo]

They'll find the bodies of those responsible buried in South Africa.

https://x.com/CalltoActivism/status/1925541867250229303

Is South Africa allied with NK? A sat pic of the lamed ship would be sweet. C'mon Google Earth, what are you good for?

Nothing to see here.

[Vrede too]

Nothing to see here.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/ste ... ill/f_webp

Wth is that? What's the point when we can still see that it's on it's side and its stern is still on the quay or attached to it?

[GoCubsGo]

Nothing to see here.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/ste ... ill/f_webp

Wth is that? What's the point when we can still see that it's on it's side and its stern is still on the quay or attached to it?

Bow is dry, stern in water on it's side. It's covered with blue tarps.

[neoplacebo]

Opps! Some unlucky underlings will certainly get blasted over this. Then things will get worse when they won't be able to fix this by the end of next month as dear leader wants. About the only thing that will remedy the situation is if trump gives Kim a plane.

[Vrede too]

Bow is dry, stern in water on it's side. It's covered with blue tarps.

If they're trying to hide the ship from sat pics they suck as bad at that as they do ship launching.
Why are NK tarps blue? They should be red.
Kim needs to investigate and bury the ship hiders and tarp producers along with the ship launchers.

Opps! Some unlucky underlings will certainly get blasted over this. Then things will get worse when they won't be able to fix this by the end of next month as dear leader wants. About the only thing that will remedy the situation is if trump gives Kim a plane.

Or a yacht.

The brand new destroyer might be totaled:

... Naval analysts said the damage incurred by a vessel in such a launch malfunction could be “catastrophic.”

“If the ship does not move together, the stresses will tear the hull apart,” Sal Mercogliano, a professor at Campbell University in North Carolina and a maritime expert, told CNN.

Naval analyst Carl Schuster in Hawaii, after reviewing the KCNA account, said he thinks the stresses would “warp the hull, induce cracks and (possibly) snap the keel depending on where the greatest stress falls.”

... The ship “will not be entering Korean Peoples’ Navy (KPN) service anytime soon and may ultimately prove to be a complete loss,” experts from the Center for Strategic and International Studies wrote in their Beyond Parallel blog alongside satellite photos of the floundering vessel....

Opps.