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Corrupt Sheriff Rosco Coltrane gets a pardon.

Trump announces pardon for former Virginia sheriff convicted of federal bribery charges



He must have had a Trump yard sign.

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Onslow County Sheriff's Office
May 28 at 2:21 PM ·

BREAKING: Onslow County Deputies Nab offender with "Scaly Intentions"

On Wednesday, May 28, 2025, deputies in Onslow County and officers with NC Wildlife Resources Commission wrangled this prehistoric perp off the pavement today after he was caught loitering near the double yellow line on Old 30 Road. Witnesses say he was just chilling and snapping, clearly ignoring the "no loitering or lounging on roadways" sign.

Pepe the Gator, 350-400 lbs, and almost 10 feet in length, has been cited for Suspicion of Being a Dinosaur Without Proper Papers, Public Loitering with Intent to Sunbathe, and Obstructing Traffic.

Deputies reported no injuries, unless you count his pride when the gator refused to be cuffed.

We’re told the gator has been safely relocated — and no, he didn’t get to ride shotgun.
#OnlyInOnslow #DeputyVsDino #SnappySuspect #GatorGotGot

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NSAbook comments:

Holy moly! I knew they were here but I didn’t know they were that big around here! Lol

Whoever has been running the OCSO page lately needs a raise

#FreePepe he ain't do nothing. Cops got him for walking while reptilian.

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Probably eats goats.