I'm in, abusing brown people sounds like a hella fun way to spend my retirement.
Other reactions, focused on the other end of the age spectrum:
Ahh the restart of Hitler Youth.
Yeah, give an 18-year-old a gun and a badge. Nothing will possibly go wrong. These baby agents are going to end up shooting themselves or other officers in a panic.
Wow, $50,000 signing bonus for hired thugs, but $0 for teachers and first responders. Priorities.
Does it come with knives, scout uniforms with lederhosen, and a bright red armband?
Straight from Gestapo to Trumpler Youth. Textbook stuff.
Trump's version of Hitler's Youth and Brownshirts. 'Trump’s Youth' has a terrible ring to it. Also, a teen should not be given that type of power. Allow them to walk around holding loaded rifles and allow them to kidnap people based on skin color? FFS, Trump, no one should be allowed to do that.
I mean, most of the existing agents behave like teenagers, so this makes sense.
Some kid is going to get shot or seriously hurt from this.
Oh, so student loan forgiveness is OK as long as you're a Nazi. Got it.
Dictators love kids. Witness when Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge would take skilled workers, have them train a kid to do the job, then execute the worker. Children are much more malleable.
Thanks, protest voters and MAGA. Great job causing this.
Sign up to be a huge POS! Fuck that.
He's practically begging people to join. Huge signing bonus. Student loan forgiveness. Now, child labor is needed because so many people don't want to participate in his Nazi bullshit. He saw the Gen Z white voting demographic and lowered the age.
Every day, another dumbass thing. If you don't trust teens to drink, should you trust them to be making armed arrests?
Oh, this shouldn't cause any problems whatsoever. Kyle Rittenhouses running around everywhere. Yup. Teenage boys most certainly have the mental acumen for it. I hate this timeline…
More mocking and scathing at the link.
We've gone full Twilight Zone.
