Donny, are you ok?

[GoCubsGo]

Ain't it the truth?

[GoCubsGo]

Presidenting at its best.

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WTF?

The Whitehouse is 55,000 square feet.

[GoCubsGo]

Well, he's shameless, so pretty good.

[Vrede too]

Well, he's shameless, so pretty good.

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1951323842455945649

That's his shameless Jesus impression.


He is not ok.

Trump Melts Down in Unhinged Revenge Rant: ‘They Must Pay’

President Donald Trump is once again pushing the widely disputed claim that Barack Obama attempted to stage a “coup” after the 2016 election, and insists those involved “must pay.”

In a flurry of posts on Truth Social, the president has returned to his familiar playbook of trying to distract his MAGA base from the ongoing fallout of the Epstein files by repeating unfounded accusations against Obama and former U.S. intelligence officials who concluded Russia interfered in the 2016 election.

“The Russia, Russia, Russia HOAX is now TOTALLY UNDISPUTED! THE FACTS ARE ALL THERE, IN BLACK AND WHITE,” Trump posted Friday morning. “It is the biggest scandal in American History. The perpetrators of this CRIME must pay a big price. This can never be allowed to happen in our Country again!”

Big Fat Perpetual victim.

... Gabbard’s claims rely heavily on an apparent contradiction regarding U.S. intelligence findings in Jan. 2017 that Russia ran an influence campaign to help Trump in 2016 and separate unfounded claims that Moscow successfully manipulated votes in favor of the Republcian.

However, the Obama administration never claimed Russia changed vote totals or hacked voting machines.

Opps.

In 2020, a report by the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee, which included the current Secretary of State Marco Rubio, also found that Russia had tried to help Trump’s 2016 campaign.

“Nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes,” Obama’s office said in response to Gabbard’s allegations.

Thank you, Marco.

... The Truth Social posts from Trump attacking Obama came as the president continues to dig himself deeper into the furore about what he knows about the crimes of Epstein, the billionaire pedophile who died in Aug. 2019.

After years of claiming their friendship ended over a real estate dispute, Trump now says he cut ties with Epstein because the financier “stole” young workers from Mar-a-Lago....

Multiple stories = LYING, always.

[GoCubsGo]

In what universe?

[GoCubsGo]

[Vrede too]

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1951765109375705162

https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.b ... jdsbznpc23

Comments:

I hope it's today

Only psychos think they’re winners while cheating

But they are the Champion Cheaters!

Cheats on his wives and cheats at golf. Is there anything this guy won't cheat at?

To our dismay, he’s also been cheating death last few years.

MAGA is responding to him being in the Epstein files the same way they respond to him cheating at golf.
He doesn't cheat, and if he does, you can't prove it, and if you can, we knew all along and didn't care anyway because we also cheat at golf.

Core books for the Trump Presidential Library:

-Cheating for Dummies
-Mein Kampf
-To Russia With Love
-Love Letters from Kim Jong Un
-Birthday Cards I Never Wrote
-Locker Room Talk
-Lolita

And "How to go bankrupt 6 times and still have people call you a 'good businessman'”

More at the link.

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More at the link.

She forgot brain rot.

[Vrede too]

She forgot brain rot.
https://x.com/AuforGA/status/1952183762365657511

Not really.

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1951765109375705162

https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.b ... jdsbznpc23

Comments:

https://bsky.app/profile/rstevenson262. ... jpkgm4rs2e

Donald Trump Is Going To Die Soon (And He Is Probably Ignoring It)
Here Comes the Science……

You know what keeps me up at night: What happens when the most powerful person, who also craps himself nightly might be falling apart physically, and we're all just watching it happen in real fucking time?

Listen, I'm not here to play political games or dance around some bullshit diplomatic language. When you lay out a constellation of symptoms like this – the wobbly gait, the mysterious bruising, the breathlessness, the cognitive scatter – you're looking at a medical picture that smells worse than a rotting fish left in the summer sun. And as someone who gives a shit about what happens when leaders can't lead, we need to talk about what these symptoms actually fucking mean.

The human body doesn't lie. And try as Donald ShitsThePants tries he can't spin it, can't tweet it the way out of reality, can't hire a press secretary to explain away the biological truth. When multiple systems start showing signs of distress simultaneously, when balance becomes compromised, when unexplained bruising appears, when cognitive function seems to fragment – that's not just "getting older." That's the body sending up flares, screaming that something fundamental is breaking down....

Here's where it gets psychologically twisted: Parkinson's patients often develop what's called bradyphrenia – slowed thinking that can manifest as rambling speech, difficulty organizing thoughts, and jumping between topics without clear connections. Sound fucking familiar? When someone starts talking about flagpole technical details while discussing foreign policy, that's not just distraction – that could be a brain struggling to maintain executive function.

... The psychological impact of heart failure is devastating. Patients describe feeling like they're slowly drowning, even when sitting still. The brain, starved of optimal oxygen delivery, can't maintain peak cognitive function. Decision-making becomes labored, attention spans shorten, and complex problem-solving – the kind required for, say, international diplomacy – becomes exponentially more difficult.

... The cognitive effects aren't direct, but they're real. Chronic pain and reduced mobility can impact sleep quality, increase stress hormones, and create a cascade of mental health challenges. When your body is fighting a constant battle against compromised circulation, your brain doesn't get the resources it needs for optimal function.

... The Psychological Landscape: When Bodies Betray and Minds Follow

The psychological impact of any of these conditions can't be understated. When your body starts failing, when basic functions become unreliable, when you can't trust your own physical capabilities – that fucks with your head in profound ways....

(lots of detail)

... This isn't about politics. This isn't about partisan bullshit. This is about biology, psychology, and the fundamental question of whether someone facing these challenges can effectively serve in the most demanding job in the world. And right now, based on the symptoms described, that's a question that deserves a hell of a lot more attention than it's getting.

It is sad, but the sheer stupidity and The Cult are funny, too.

[GoCubsGo]

What a fucking child.

[Vrede too]

What a fucking child.
https://x.com/trump_repost/status/1952375525806313947

Here's the full post:

Unofficial Trump on X
@trump_repost
Fan account
Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the "HOTTEST" ad out there. It's for American Eagle, and the jeans are "flying off the shelves." Go get 'em Sydney! On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful ad. Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, with BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO FOOLISHLY LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can't stand her (HATE!). She was booed out of the Super Bowl and became, NO LONGER HOT. The tide has seriously turned — Being WOKE is for losers, being Republican is what you want to be. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

AI Summary

To understand who Unofficial Trump is on X, consider the following points:

Unofficial Trump is a parody account that mimics the style of former President Donald Trump.
The account shares humorous and satirical content related to politics and current events.
It often uses exaggerated language and memes to engage followers.
Unofficial Trump aims to entertain while providing commentary on real Trump-related news.
The account has gained popularity for its comedic take on political discourse.
It is not an official account and does not represent Donald Trump's views or statements.

Before I noticed that it isn't really DonOLD I looked up a couple of things.

Sweeney did a set of ads for American Eagle, not just one.

Sweeney may or may not be "a registered Republican", but she's not overtly partisan according to Wiki.

As a lefty I am not morally or politically offended by the ads. Hot women have been selling clothes my entire life, and jeans since the designer boom in the 1980s. Big whoop.

The Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad "Backlash" Is Mostly Fake
How a handful of TikTok comments became a national controversy about eugenics, Democrats, and denim.
Opps. RWers are so stupid and easy to manipulate.

Here's the Jaguar ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFIMJTqwwLE
Too arty for my tastes and it doesn't make me feel one way or the other about the cars. It did get attention.

If anyone really is offended by androgyny in 2025 they need to watch reruns of SNL's "Pat" from the early 1990s and get over themselves.

Sales did crash with the end of combustion engines and the CEO did resign, but it's unclear how much the ad factored into that and whether there's still "turmoil". I don't care enough to read all of the (mostly whiny RW) articles.

Anheuser-Busch was not "destroyed" by the manufactured RW outrage Bud Light hiccup and any losses were not "unprecedented", not even when just compared to Dementia Don's multiple bankruptcies.

Taylor Swift was NOT "booed out of the Super Bowl", and the boos were almost entirely because of her perceived "betrayal" of her Philly roots in favor of KC. No one cared about PINO's whining. She's still the Queen of Pop.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, my debate with a parody.

[GoCubsGo]

AI ain't right and ain't intelligent.

It's a mirror account for DonOld.

Here's the original.



https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrum ... 2739677687

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AI ain't right and ain't intelligent.

It's a mirror account for DonOld.

Here's the original.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gxg9UIdWEAA ... name=large
https://x.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1952377858867020263

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrum ... 2739677687

My bad for not reading beyond the Yahoo OpenAI summary that appears first with some searches. Lesson learned, but it did make the time I put into responding to Donny's moronic rant more worthwhile, thanks.

GoJoJoFromJerzGo, though she's a bit harsh for a typo.

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Cretin confirmation.

Unearthed footage shows Trump bragging about hiring a teenage girl because she was “so pretty.” When a woman asks how to become a flight attendant on his jet, he tells her, “You can work on my plane anytime,” then says having her onboard would be a “death wish” for him—comparing his lack of self-control to an alcoholic around Scotch.

Audience member: How many jets do you have and how would I apply to be a flight attendant?

Trump: I think she's hired. You're hired.

Now, I had a case, it was very interesting. A beautiful girl who was 17 or 18 applied to be a waitress. So beautiful. She's like a world-class beauty...my people came said, “But Mr. Trump, she has no experience.”

So I interviewed her anyway. Because she was so pretty. And I said, “Let me ask you, do you have any experience?” She goes, “No, sir.” I said, “When can you start?"

You know, you can work on my plane any time.

See, now if she worked on my plane, that's like a death wish for me, right? That's like an alcoholic. I have many friends. They're wonderful people. They're alcoholics. You put Scotch in front of them. It's like this would be my form of alcoholism.

[Vrede too]

Cretin confirmation.



https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1952447547500597754

2006, interstate and international travel - What is the statute of limitations for sex trafficking?

[GoCubsGo]

Every time I hear him actually speak I'm reminded.

We are so screwed.

[O Really]

If a comedian said that s/he'd lose their gigs, sponsors, and be outcast until they reinvented themselves.
But then, Trump's got that Hinchcliff guy. Maybe he writes Trump's lines.

[Vrede too]

South Park dunks on Trump, Paramount. As expected, the White House takes the bait and responds.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurra ... ce-merger/

The White House slammed the “fourth-rate” Wednesday night season premiere episode of “South Park,” which took jabs at President Donald Trump and Paramount amid the company’s merger with Skydance, skewering the company over Stephen Colbert’s cancellation and Trump’s Jeffrey Epstein ties.

...

White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers told multiple outlets the show “hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,”

...

Umm, The Apprentice was on for a healthy 15 seasons. South Park has been on 27 seasons.

South Park recently signed a five year, five season deal with Paramount for 1.5 billion.

From my understanding, they have full creative control over what they produce. Lol.

The South Park creators reportedly delayed this season opener until AFTER this massive deal was signed . Will Paramount still "Colbert" them?

Btw, Colbert is not cancelled until May. how badly will he trash Paramount in that time, will he be cancelled early, and how would you like to be the producers of whatever fills The Late Show slot?

South Park's AI Trump clip seemed to imply there's gonna be one at the end of every episode, noting it was 1/50.

Temper tantrum's from the white house every Wednesday night?

‘South Park’ Viewership Score Ratings Big With Small Trump Attack



South Park certainly has been in the news during the past week.

The animated series took aim at President Donald Trump in its Season 27 opener, in particular focusing on the Commander-in-Chief’s small manhood, and clearly it has paid off.

The opening episode — which premiered on Comedy Central and streamed on Paramount+, thanks to a massive new deal between the company soon to be owned by Skydance and South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker — was watched by nearly 6 million viewers across these two platforms, per the company.

It noted that the episode also scored its biggest season premiere share on the cable network since 1999 – two years after its debut – and up 68% on last season. Per Nielsen, it landed a 9.2, compared to the 5.48 scored by the Season 26 opener.

It also was the best season premiere rating in three years, with nearly 1M viewers (996,000) compared to 866,000 last year, and was the No. 1 telecast across all cable last Wednesday.

Paramount is laughing all the way to the bank.

... The episode featured the president complaining about the size of his manhood in an official painting, then crawling into bed with and trying to be amorous with Satan, who rejects him and complains about the size of Trump’s privates. There also were multiple paintings scattered throughout the fictional White House that poke fun at Trump’s military bravado as well as an image that seems to involve Trump and a sheep engaged in an activity not meant for polite company, not to mention that deepfake....

One administration official told Deadline that the president was “seething over the childish attack by South Park” and the White House even put out an official statement.

“This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,” White House Assistant Press Secretary Taylor Rogers said.

It's relevant now.

The fact that earlier in the week, Parker and Stone had struck a new, five-year overall deal with Paramount Global as well as a five-year streaming license deal reportedly worth around $1.5B as streamers such as HBO Max clamored for the opportunity to stream the 300-plus episodes of the long-running animated show highlights a few errors in the administration’s response....

Opps.

[Vrede too]

Every time I hear him actually speak I'm reminded.

We are so screwed.

https://x.com/shannonrwatts/status/1952742066858987855

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1952706835523178827

The stupidity is relentless.

Trump Calls Into CNBC to Tout High Poll Numbers, Cites Analyst Who Immediately Refutes Him: ‘2nd Lowest on Record’ | Video

... “I have the best poll numbers I’ve ever had,” Trump told CNBC’s Joe Kernen. However, the anchor quickly rebutted the president on-air, saying the high approval ratings he cited were among Republicans — not all Americans.

This caused the president to say he thinks NBC is the “worst of them all” before citing CNN’s chief data analyst Harry Enten as more credible.

The president suggested Enten “went crazy over how well Trump was doing” and then told the CNBC audience to watch CNN on Thursday to “see about the numbers.”

When asked if he thought the president was correct about the polling in response to his appearance on CNBC, Enten told CNN’s John Berman that he did not think he was correct: “I give him a fair shake. I don’t give him a positive spin.”

He went on to look at the president’s net approval rating, noting he was negative nine points, down from positive six points ahead of the election.

“If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself, who does worse,” Enten noted. As for second-term presidencies, Trump fares a little better, Enten clarified, but it is not something to brag about.

“When you’re comparing yourself to Richard Nixon and you say you’re doing better than Richard Nixon in your second term, that’s not exactly a good position to be in,” he said....

Okay, Donny, we'll go with Enten's numbers.