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Final hole and you can sense the anticipation in the stands to learn who the winner will be. All 6 remaining fans are near bursting with impatient (and somewhat drunken) anxiety.

:angry-banghead: 15 minutes. I was sure that I had it with 4/6.

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SCUSE is a real word. :wtf:
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Vrede too wrote:
Tue Dec 16, 2025 12:44 am
Final hole and you can sense the anticipation in the stands to learn who the winner will be. All 6 remaining fans are near bursting with impatient (and somewhat drunken) anxiety.

:angry-banghead: 15 minutes. I was sure that I had it with 4/6.

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SCUSE is a real word. :wtf:
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Wordle 1,641 5/6

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5 minutes

FINAL RESULTS:
GoCubsGo: +7
Vrede: +1
Jasmine: +9


Cub with the dub! Congrats, Cubbie!

What's next?

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Jasmine wrote:
Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:34 pm
Wordle 1,641 5/6

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FINAL RESULTS:
GoCubsGo: +7
Vrede: +1
Jasmine: +9


Cub with the dub! Congrats, Cubbie!

What's next?
Plus 7? :wtf:

Did anyone track who won the tournament?

Oh wait, have we only played three rounds?

On to round 4.


Round 1.
LEADERBOARD AFTER 2ND PLAYOFF HOLE
GoCubsGo: -2
Vrede: -1
Jasmine: +1

Round 2.
SCOREBOARD AFTER 18TH HOLE
Jasmine: +2
Vrede: +5
GoCubsGo: +6

Round 3.
FINAL RESULTS:
GoCubsGo: -7
Vrede: +1
Jasmine: +9

Round 4.
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Jasmine wrote:
Tue Dec 16, 2025 5:34 pm

FINAL RESULTS:
GoCubsGo: +7
Vrede: +1
Jasmine: +9


I won Round 3!!! :wave:

2/6 Useless :ateeth: , not sure if it helped me or not.

https://www.tiktok.com/@zire_golf/video ... 8747911470

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Vrede too wrote:
Wed Dec 17, 2025 12:29 am

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Off to a good start!

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Wordle 1,642 4/6

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SCOREBOARD AFTER 1ST HOLE
GoCubsGo: -2
Vrede: -1
Jasmine: E

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:angry-banghead: Triple bogey

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Vrede too wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 12:25 am
:angry-banghead: Triple bogey

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Ruh roh.
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Wordle 1,643 3/6

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SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -2
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +2

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4 minutes :problem:

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Wordle 1,644 4/6

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Jasmine wrote:
Thu Dec 18, 2025 6:02 am
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SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -2
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +2

Wordle 1,644 3/6

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636-725
8 hours 22 minutes

Gave up after an hour last night and another hour and 22 minutes this morning. :angry-cussing:
Spoiler:
I had to cheat. I burned all the vowels and asked Google for a list of five letter words with the second letter Y and the third letter R after I burned all the vowels.

Glad I did, never heard of it.
SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -3
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +1


Average solve was 4 and only a 5.7% bust rate.

There might've been a lot of cheating going on.
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Fri Dec 19, 2025 9:26 am
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636-725
8 hours 22 minutes

Gave up after an hour last night and another hour and 22 minutes this morning. :angry-cussing:
Spoiler:
I had to cheat. I burned all the vowels and asked Google for a list of five letter words with the second letter Y and the third letter R after I burned all the vowels.

Glad I did, never heard of it.
SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -3
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +1


Average solve was 4 and only a 5.7% bust rate.

There might've been a lot of cheating going on.
That's funny how long you spent on it before cheating. Maybe we should have a penalty stroke for 1 hour +.

We can't let you score a birdie after cheating. It's like you brought in a pro to play the hole for you. Idk what the PGA does but I think you should get at least +1 for the hole.

I can believe the stats, with or without your style of cheating.
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Once the other vowels are eliminated few 'y' words remain.
The Gospel of Matthew (2:1–12) speaks of Magi, or wise men, who followed a star from the East to Bethlehem in search of a newborn king. There they found Mary and the baby Jesus and offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
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2 stroke penalty.

Ok.

SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -1
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +1
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Deja vu.
4 minutes :problem:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJ6xFo6RS5R/

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Sat Dec 20, 2025 12:18 am
Deja vu.
4 minutes :problem:

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Wordle 1,645 4/6

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Umm, does Cubbie really get a 2-stroke penalty? Or is he joking? I dont ger how he was cheating.

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Jasmine wrote:
Sat Dec 20, 2025 5:48 am

Umm, does Cubbie really get a 2-stroke penalty? Or is he joking? I don't get how he was cheating.
Do you google solutions? I've only done it if I've already gone bust. He calls it cheating and he decided on the penalty.
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8 hours 22 minutes

Gave up after an hour last night and another hour and 22 minutes this morning. :angry-cussing:
(spoiler)I had to cheat. I burned all the vowels and asked Google for a list of five letter words with the second letter Y and the third letter R after I burned all the vowels.

Glad I did, never heard of it.(/spoiler)

SCOREBOARD AFTER 2ND HOLE
GoCubsGo: -3
Jasmine: -1
Vrede: +1


Average solve was 4 and only a 5.7% bust rate.

There might've been a lot of cheating going on.
I'm not sure whether to call it "2-stroke" or not. That's assessed after giving him credit for the cheated birdie, so the net effect is +1.
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Thanks Vrede. I get it now.

I've never tried to use Google to help me with the solution. And I happen to be familiar with the word
Spoiler:
MYRHH
because that was one of the gifts the three wise men brought to baby Jesus.