Dumb headlines thread

[Anonymous too]

New Details About Nancy Guthrie's Last Uber Ride Before Her Disappearance

The only "Details" are that there aren't any new details. Zero, nada, zilch. Nothing unusual happened.

'The View' Fans Think Whoopi Goldberg Has 'Lost Her Mind' After She Suggests Donald Trump's Iran War Is A Distraction From Nancy Guthrie Case: 'No Common Sense'
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/ ... 12482.html

A well informed Dem voter.

She attended a party or someone's wedding.

[Vrede too]

Childishly obsessive, pathetic.

[O Really]

"New U.S. State Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and Cats"

"New* state?

Spoiler:

Colorado

[Vrede too]

"New U.S. State Officially Bans Pet Stores from Selling Dogs and Cats"

"New* state?

Spoiler:

Colorado

Not fixed yet on People, Yahoo or MSN:
https://people.com/new-state-bans-dog-c ... s-11962941
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/u-s ... 50782.html
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ne ... r-AA228eki

[O Really]

Criminal-level click bait, if not actually so dumb...

"James Van Der Beek's former wife says 'I do' three months after actor's tragic death"

Woo, that was pretty cold, eh? Did she possibly have a replacement already lined up when he died?
Nope

This "former wife" is Heather McComb, who was divorced from James in 2010. Fifteen effin' years ago.

[Vrede too]

Criminal-level click bait, if not actually so dumb...

"James Van Der Beek's former wife says 'I do' three months after actor's tragic death"

Woo, that was pretty cold, eh? Did she possibly have a replacement already lined up when he died?
Nope

This "former wife" is Heather McComb, who was divorced from James in 2010. Fifteen effin' years ago.

Yup.
James Van Der Beek’s ex-wife, Heather McComb, gets married three months after actor’s death

It gets worse:
James Van Der Beek’s Former Wife Remarries 3 Months After His Death Left Her ‘Heartbroken’
That's just mean on the part of the headline editor, really makes her sound like a cold bitch.

reddit comment:

I think you’re confusing ex wife for window?

They got married in Missoula. I don't recognize the venue nor anyone in the wedding party. The articles don't say where they will live.

[Vrede too]

Not a headline, but still . . .



"&"

[O Really]

"Wife panicked when her husband collapsed and turned blue. Her neighbor, a nurse of 16 years, did the unthinkable"

What oh what did she do, one might ask.

Spoiler:

performed CPR and called 911

[GoCubsGo]

"Wife panicked when her husband collapsed and turned blue. Her neighbor, a nurse of 16 years, did the unthinkable"

What oh what did she do, one might ask.

Spoiler:

performed CPR and called 911

Shocking!

[Vrede too]

"Wife panicked when her husband collapsed and turned blue. Her neighbor, a nurse of 16 years, did the unthinkable"

What oh what did she do, one might ask.

Spoiler:

performed CPR and called 911

I think the headline editor/AI is confused. This is the only "unthinkable" in the article:

... Before the dispatcher could offer more than a few instructions, Robert was already on the floor and unresponsive. The operator urged her to stay with her husband until the ambulance arrived, but Diann knew she needed to do something. So she ran next door....

Fwiw, he survived. Nurse 1, Death 0

[O Really]

Not a headline, but really funny juxtoposition:

In a listicle entitled "14 things that were normal in the 1980s but are now outlawed"

Between "Smoking in Restaurants" and "Lead Paint" we find...

"Trusted Family Lawyers"

Sure, it's an ad, but the title, format, and style was the same as the rest of the items.

[Vrede too]

Not a headline, but really funny juxtaposition:

In a listicle entitled "14 things that were normal in the 1980s but are now outlawed"

Between "Smoking in Restaurants" and "Lead Paint" we find...

"Trusted Family Lawyers"

Sure, it's an ad, but the title, format, and style was the same as the rest of the items.

You find it surprising?


Click bait :


She Sings One Note… And Lilly Singh Hits the GOLDEN BUZZER!

She finished the 2 minute song, had a post-song conversation and then got "the GOLDEN BUZZER!"