SINO Johnson the johnson

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The rats are planning on fleeing the ship.

Mike Johnson Floats Exit Plan as Panicked Republicans Plot His Replacement

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The rats are planning on fleeing the ship.

Mike Johnson Floats Exit Plan as Panicked Republicans Plot His Replacement

Buh-bye

... “If God moves on our hearts and says we should, you know, go back to my hometown of Shreveport and start a lawn business, I’ll do that with equal fervor,” Johnson said. “I mean, I just want to be of my highest and best use… to God and to my country.”

"lawn business" = undocumented labor. Irony.

... “I think [Johnson] would be first out,” the lawmaker added, before raising the possibility of a leadership battle between House Majority Leader Steve Scalise and (Jim) Jordan....

That's a winning ticket, riiiight.