Donny, are you ok?

[neoplacebo]

What court order?

[GoCubsGo]

What court order?

It's a very dangerous golf course so this is for public safety.

5:08 AM. His Harpy is working overtime.

[neoplacebo]

What court order?

It's a very dangerous golf course so this is for public safety.

5:08 AM. His Harpy is working overtime.

As far as I'm concerned, all golf courses are unsafe. A person could get hit with a ball (those things are hard and fast), be struck by lightning while carrying a metal shaft and wearing shoes with metal spikes in the soles, a jilted wife could rampage onto the course in a souped up golf cart looking to shoot her shithead husband (there's no telling how good her aim is, and there's not a lot to hide behind out there), or some wild animal could suddenly reach its threshold for golf and burst out the rough on a vengeance bent rampage. Hell, a giant snake could slither out of one of those innocent looking water features with blood in its eyes. It's just not worth it.

[GoCubsGo]

What court order?

It's a very dangerous golf course so this is for public safety.

5:08 AM. His Harpy is working overtime.

As far as I'm concerned, all golf courses are unsafe. A person could get hit with a ball (those things are hard and fast), be struck by lightning while carrying a metal shaft and wearing shoes with metal spikes in the soles, a jilted wife could rampage onto the course in a souped up golf cart looking to shoot her shithead husband (there's no telling how good her aim is, and there's not a lot to hide behind out there), or some wild animal could suddenly reach its threshold for golf and burst out the rough on a vengeance bent rampage. Hell, a giant snake could slither out of one of those innocent looking water features with blood in its eyes. It's just not worth it.

You'll be please to know that modern golf spikes are hardened plastic.

[bannination]