Dammit Boys! Eat Your Hearts Out!

[O Really]

I had BellSouth service in Florida pre-2007. Seems to me I got a notice they were going tits-up, but I don't remember exactly. The property here that has been in my family for many years, from back when phone service was from "Ma Bell" now gets AT&T bills. Maybe there were BellSouth bills some time or other, but who knows. In any case, it seems unlikely that anybody actually gets bills with "BellSouth" on it anymore. They may have let people keep the email @bellsouth.net, though, which would be bounced to somewhere else. I don't know about that since my bellsouth account is long closed.

[Ombudsman]

I had BellSouth service in Florida pre-2007. Seems to me I got a notice they were going tits-up, but I don't remember exactly. The property here that has been in my family for many years, from back when phone service was from "Ma Bell" now gets AT&T bills. Maybe there were BellSouth bills some time or other, but who knows. In any case, it seems unlikely that anybody actually gets bills with "BellSouth" on it anymore. They may have let people keep the email @bellsouth.net, though, which would be bounced to somewhere else. I don't know about that since my bellsouth account is long closed.

It doesn't matter for the point I'm making. Even if he had the same service in Arizona, his IP address would be different. The IP address is not determined by the user and it's different for each client location. There is no way for him to be using a Hendersonville IP while posting from Arizona unless he's remotely logged in to a computer in H'ville, which he doesn't have the slightest clue how to do. He's just too stupid to understand that. I still wonder why the elaborate ruse, particularly in light of it being known he's totally full of shit when he claims to be posting from Arizona.

[Leo Lyons]

he's totally full of shit when he claims to be posting from Arizona.

OK, so I'm full of shit. Is that why you're so "totally" absorbed in me? Does that make your mouth water? You gonna join Stinger for a sniff?
You sure got your panties in a wad, ain't you. Idiot.

....posting of a gif of a real woman's anus and genitalia

I can't believe you're so obsessed with that little treasure I posted.
I don't know why you keep referring to it as "a real woman's anus and genitalia" when we all recognized it as a picture of Omsbudman.
Why are you so adamant in protecting him?

Since that picture didn't meet your approval, I'll give this picture of Ommy's crowning moment....

[Stinger]

Why so defensive, feeling guilty about something?

He seems to have a lot of emotional investment in his little charade. He's going way beyond the pale prop it up (and failing badly) -- i.e. phony stories, phony names, phony location, etc. He must be a complete dud in real life.

[Leo Lyons]

He must be a complete dud in real life.

Speaking of a dud; study your avatar very closely.....a broken-down gun with a big mouth.....a great representation of your personality?
You know, that has-been thingy?

[Ombudsman]

he's totally full of shit when he claims to be posting from Arizona.

OK, so I'm full of shit. Is that why you're so "totally" absorbed in me?

Absorbed with you? You have an odd perception of reality. You may just be a rant or two away from moving into Homerfobe territory.

I've simply asked you to explain the elaborate ruse. But you aren't willing to explain it, which is fine. Seems odd though that after having the curtain removed you'd keep insisting it wasn't.

Enjoy your fantasy world. Don't worry, we all really do believe you are the great and powerful Oz not the cowardly Leo.

[neoplacebo]

An elaborate ruse, by its own definition, must be elaborate and adhered to under any circumstances.

[Leo Lyons]

There's no BellSouth anywhere. Those of us with a bellsouth.net address are all that's left of it.

No!!??!
My internet was first established as bellsouth.net. That's why I said Gee, I wonder who owns bellsouth. Duh...

I just stated a fact to move the conversation along, and I did see your post:

...I still get my bill from AT&T (BellSouth)...

Obviously, you know that BellSouth is now AT&T and there was no implied criticism directed at you or anyone else in my post. Why so defensive, feeling guilty about something?.........Why have you imagined two attacks from me on the same page? Heck, I even just pointed out to Stinger that you posted that you get your bills from "AT&T (BellSouth)" not his (defunct) "BellSouth". You're welcome.

Nope. Sorry, my bad. The duh was supposed to be directed at Stinker because he wrote:
"If you were in Arizona it would be routed through an Arizona router. [There's no BellSouth in Arizona. Opps.]"
Really I could care less where Ommy believes/thinks I am, nor do I care what Stinker thinks who/what/where I am. I was enjoying their infantile futile
remarks that they thought were touting their brilliance; but now the shit's getting old; and Stinker is complaining that it's losing it's smell and Ommy's continually stirring the potty attempting to freshen the smell for himself and Stinker.

I explained my strange circumstance to Banni in a PM a few days ago. Time to move on.

[Leo Lyons]

I've simply asked you to explain the elaborate ruse. But you aren't willing to explain it, which is fine. Seems odd though that after having the curtain removed you'd keep insisting it wasn't.

So why do you feel anyone here owes you anything? WhoTF do you think you are?

[Stinger]

He must be a complete dud in real life.

Speaking of a dud; study your avatar very closely.....a broken-down gun with a big mouth.....a great representation of your personality?
You know, that has-been thingy?

Mr. Dumbass DEA wannabe, that's not a broken-down gun. Anyone with any sort of alphabet agency this day and time would easily recognize it.

Thanks for adding to the pile of evidence that you're just a pathetic liar.

[Stinger]

[Heck, I even just pointed out to Stinger that you posted that you get your bills from "AT&T (BellSouth)" not his (defunct) "BellSouth". You're welcome.

Unnecessary. I had Southern Bell phones for a decade, the BellSouth phones for about 20 years or so until BellSouth merged with AT&T. Leo was the one who brought up AT&T (BellSouth), not me. I just pointed out that AT&T (BellSouth) never had service outside of the southeast.

Regardless of what ISP he has, AT&T -- BellBumfuck, or whatever -- no ISP is going to route his Arizona computer through North Carolina.

[Stinger]

...that's not a broken-down gun. Anyone with any sort of alphabet agency this day and time would easily recognize it...

I don't, what is it? I can tell that the framework at the high end looks too flimsy to be part of a gun barrel, but enlarging it and trying a reverse image search didn't help me out.

But you're not a highly-trained gummint agent like Wittle Weo.

[Stinger]

Nope. Sorry, my bad. The duh was supposed to be directed at Stinker because he wrote:
"If you were in Arizona it would be routed through an Arizona router. [There's no BellSouth in Arizona. Opps.]"
Really I could care less where Ommy believes/thinks I am, nor do I care what Stinker thinks who/what/where I am. I was enjoying their infantile futile remarks that they thought were touting their brilliance; but now the shit's getting old; and Stinker is complaining that it's losing it's smell and Ommy's continually stirring the potty attempting to freshen the smell for himself and Stinker.

I explained my strange circumstance to Banni in a PM a few days ago. Time to move on.

Infantile remarks? You get busted posting from North Carolina after claiming to be in Arizona, and instead of manning up, you lie and run away . . . and then you call someone else infantile?

Try reading, Wittle Weo. I didn't say anything about anything losing it's smell. I said that none of your lies pass the sniff test.

[O Really]

Looks a lot like a missile launcher... like a "Stinger" missile?

[Stinger]

Looks a lot like a missile launcher... like a "Stinger" missile?

Definitely not a gun, huh?

[Stinger]

Looks a lot like a missile launcher... like a "Stinger" missile?

Doh! Is it one of the ones we gave to what would become the Taliban?

Do domestic narcs use Stinger missiles?

Any gummint alphabet boy after is aware of what they look like, especially since September 11th. Training videos, briefings, etc.

[Stinger]

I don't recall LL saying how long he's been retired.

He'll come up with some excuse . . . that won't pass the sniff test.

Do they really all get training in Stinger recognition? I'm part of federal disaster response and while I have gotten NBC training Stingers have never been mentioned.

There's a world of difference between interaction and response. Stinger missile specifically? Maybe. Portable missile launchers, RPG's, improvised explosives -- recognition is part of the territory. Homeland Security Citizen Corps runs you through that much. Plus, it's just general knowledge in that macho world ... at least enough to know it's not a broken gun.

Wonder what college Leon attended.

[Ombudsman]

I'm withholding any speculation until someone cites a credible expert, a neutral party weighs in like Dryer Vent did in a limited fashion, or something else definitive is posted.

How about this: http://whatismyipaddress.com/

Every device connected to the public Internet is assigned a unique number known as an Internet Protocol (IP) address. IP addresses consist of four numbers separated by periods (also called a 'dotted-quad') and look something like 127.0.0.1.

Since these numbers are usually assigned to internet service providers within region-based blocks, an IP address can often be used to identify the region or country from which a computer is connecting to the Internet. An IP address can sometimes be used to show the user's general location.

[Roland Deschain]

I'm withholding any speculation until someone cites a credible expert, a neutral party weighs in like Dryer Vent did in a limited fashion, or something else definitive is posted.

How about this: http://whatismyipaddress.com/

Every device connected to the public Internet is assigned a unique number known as an Internet Protocol (IP) address. IP addresses consist of four numbers separated by periods (also called a 'dotted-quad') and look something like 127.0.0.1.

Since these numbers are usually assigned to internet service providers within region-based blocks, an IP address can often be used to identify the region or country from which a computer is connecting to the Internet. An IP address can sometimes be used to show the user's general location.

Well now we know at least one of the ways ohbutman is gaining access to information. What we don't know is what psycosis is driving him to be the great internet detective and attempt to find out who every person is and where they are.

[Leo Lyons]

. . . that won't pass the sniff test.

But we can all rest assured that you and Ohbuttman will thoroughly sniff out all the angles......go girlies, go!