Dammit Boys! Eat Your Hearts Out!

[Ombudsman]

If LeoX can figure out how post with a H'ville IP from Arizona, I'm sure he can figure out how to post with no internet access available.

[Leo Lyons]

Comcast is in Ft. Peck. That means it may not be quite as tech-deprived as you say.

Gotta have a want to first.

Fort Peck, Montana is a town of about 250 on 134 mile-long Fort Peck Lake in one of the coldest, windiest, least populated parts of the lower 48. Dang, Leo, pretty radical change from snowbird town, AZ.

Not quite as windy as Wyoming, though.

I'm not totally familiar with the area. All I know at this point is that his address is Jordan, MT. I may be sorry....but I enjoy the great outdoors and city living in just not in my blood.

If LeoX can figure out how post with a H'ville IP from Arizona, I'm sure he can figure out how to post with no internet access available.

Pisses you off, don't it. Hell, I might still be able to hack your forum login with some fishing line.

[Stinger]

You are just too dim and pathetic to realize how big an ass you've made of yourself..

Damn, but that is funny.

[Stinger]

Just got some news; pay attention Stinker.

#1 son just bought a spread in northern Montana, and has invited me to come move onto the property. I don't think they even have color TV there yet,
let alone wireless internet, so I guess you and your Ol'buttman will just have to have a cryin' pity-party because I'm leaving. (Look out Roland)

I've mulled this over a couple of weeks because of the winters, but AZ is too damn hot, the politics suck, and it's much easier to live without a cussed computer. So, if anyone wants my magic laptop that baffles hell out of the loonies, you can fish it out of the Mississippi River that the Ohio dumps into.
(don't forget the "drop cords")

A special message for Stinker

I got it. Mr. X is a Time Lord. Every time he gets outed, he moves to a different location and begins as a completely new poster.

Wonder who it will be this time. I wonder if he'll post right away or spend months and months going through hundreds of threads, thousands of posts.

Quick. Someone start a thread about the sheriff's assault vehicle. It'll be like an anchor for Pope Leo X to cling to.

[O Really]

I'm not sure, but I suspect there is something between "city living" and Middle of Nowhere, MT. Nevertheless, it appears Jordan, MT also has cable service, which means it's got decent internet service.

[Leo Lyons]

I got it. Mr. X is a Time Lord. Every time he gets outed, he moves to a different location and begins as a completely new poster.
Saw that one coming; not really surprised though, given your stupidity level. Every time, huh?

Wonder who it will be this time. I wonder if he'll post right away or spend months and months going through hundreds of threads, thousands of posts.
Poor Stinger. Just can't fix his stupid. He's never heard of a search box in a forum.

Quick. Someone start a thread about the sheriff's assault vehicle. It'll be like an anchor for Pope Leo X to cling to.
So now I've been elevated to Pope. On your knees dumbass! No wait, forget I said that. You might be Homerfobe in drag.
What's the matter, aren't you smart enough to start your own thread? Does everyone have to do things for you?

A special message for Stinker

[Leo Lyons]

I'm not sure, but I suspect there is something between "city living" and Middle of Nowhere, MT. Nevertheless, it appears Jordan, MT also has cable service, which means it's got decent internet service.

Wonder if they have "drop cords" that will reach Hendersonville? Stinger & Ommy are dying to know.

A farmer/rancher with a Jordan, MT address might actually live miles and miles from town. Fort Peck Lake looks to be a minimum of 30 miles away.

Correct. He's miles from Jordan proper. Don't really know the mileage. His property has lake access via 4WD. Funnin' days are comin'!

[Ombudsman]

Why is LeoX so obsessed with drop cords?

[Leo Lyons]

"Jordan proper" being all of about 350 people, which still pretty much qualifies as Middle of Nowhere, MT.

You more you remind me, the better I'm liking it. Some day I may get to say "What's a Walmart"?

Why is LeoX so obsessed with drop cords?

Why is Ol'buttsman so obsessed with Leo? Do you idolize me or something? Shall I send you my autograph? How about a picture of my old badge?

[Ombudsman]

No I'm not interested in your merit badge, but I'm sure basket weaving is a notable skill.

[neoplacebo]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

[Leo Lyons]

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges.

This has been around a while but is still good for a laugh:

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for marijuana."
The rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge?”
“This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . . On any land; NO questions asked or answers given.”

“Have I made myself clear Mister? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull ....





With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . . . .

"Your badge… show him your BADGE" !!

[Leo Lyons]

No I'm not interested in your merit badge, but I'm sure basket weaving is a notable skill.

How nice of you to notice; wanna buy some baskets? Basket cases need all they can get, you know.

[Stinger]

Poor Stinger. Just can't fix his stupid. He's never heard of a search box in a forum.

The stupid part is once claiming that you just read the forum for months before you worked up the courage to make your very first post -- a three-month old thread about a sheriff's assault vehicle in a county where your magic computer just happens to be posting from -- and then trying to play like that's not so.

Oh, and there's your extensive knowledge of the troll infestation six months before you came on the road ... which you once explained by claiming that you read the forum for months before posting.

See? Your lame coverups smell so bad that even you don't believe them ... so you tell lies to counteract the lies you told earlier.

Oh what a tangled web you weave

when first you are a practicing dumbass who can't keep your lies straight.

[neoplacebo]

Fort Peck, Montana is a town of about 250 on 134 mile-long Fort Peck Lake in one of the coldest, windiest, least populated parts of the lower 48. Dang, Leo, pretty radical change from snowbird town, AZ. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon?

I seem to recall from distant memory that Frank Zappa had a song about a guy that moved to Montana and became a dental floss tycoon. Don't recall if he moved from Arizona, though.

[Ombudsman]

Fort Peck, Montana is a town of about 250 on 134 mile-long Fort Peck Lake in one of the coldest, windiest, least populated parts of the lower 48. Dang, Leo, pretty radical change from snowbird town, AZ. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon?

I seem to recall from distant memory that Frank Zappa had a song about a guy that moved to Montana and became a dental floss tycoon. Don't recall if he moved from Arizona, though.

That was on Joe's Garage wasn't it? There are some other songs on that album that might have been inspired by Leo. Such as...

[Leo Lyons]

Poor Stinger. Just can't fix his stupid. He's never heard of a search box in a forum.

The stupid part is once claiming that you just read the forum for months before you worked up the courage to make your very first post -- a three-month old thread about a sheriff's assault vehicle in a county where your magic computer just happens to be posting from -- and then trying to play like that's not so.

Oh, and there's your extensive knowledge of the troll infestation six months before you came on the road ... which you once explained by claiming that you read the forum for months before posting.

See? Your lame coverups smell so bad that even you don't believe them ... so you tell lies to counteract the lies you told earlier.

Oh what a tangled web you weave

when first you are a practicing dumbass who can't keep your lies straight.

Stinger's still singing his song

[Leo Lyons]

There are some other songs on that album that might have been inspired by Leo.
Such as...

Quite an intelligent collection you keep stored away.

[Ombudsman]

There are some other songs on that album that might have been inspired by Leo.
Such as...

Quite an intelligent collection you keep stored away.

Figures you'd be unfamiliar with Zappa.