Just for Fun

[Stinger]

I do hope Homophile doesn't get any ideas.

[Mr.B]

"Don't trip over Spot."

"Spot died."

"I don't even want to know how."

Eating guacamole.

[Stinger]

"Don't trip over Spot."

"Spot died."

"I don't even want to know how."

Eating guacamole.

I'll send you a new recipe.

[Stinger]

[bannination]

What a Satantist may look like:




//not really

bewbs

We try not to sexualize her.

[Mr.B]

geeze.....how many times is she going to take her shirt off? I must've counted at least 150 times....... :-0?>

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geeze.....how many times is she going to take her shirt off? I must've counted at least 150 times....... :-0?>

You'll love this then, just keep in mind it takes a while before it gets good!

[Mr.B]

"You'll love this then, just keep in mind it takes a while before it gets good!"

That's a trick photo....right?

[bannination]

"You'll love this then, just keep in mind it takes a while before it gets good!"

That's a trick photo....right?

Nope, just keep on watching! She comes out any second now.

[Stinger]

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[Mr.B]

After downing a few power drinks in the bar, this young woman turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said:

"Listen here handsome, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere; your place, my place, inside, outside, on the ground, sitting down, or
standing up. Naked, dirty, or clean; it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it since getting out of college, and I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, I responded:

"No kidding! I'm a government worker too....what agency are you with?"

[Mr.B]

A Blonde On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire..."

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne,
Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in the world did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

[Mr.B]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide....
Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel s---
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey.....

And they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ...
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada ....
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France .....
They're happy in Italy .........
They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland ....
They're happy in Denmark ...

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN....
and then they want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...how dumb can you get?

[Mr.B]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA.

Well, there's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our oil is located in:

Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota
Wyoming
Colorado
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
and Texas.

Our dipsticks are located in Washington, DC.

[Mr.B]

This photo lovingly dedicated to Bannination......bewbs.

[Mr.B]

No comment necessary.......

[O Really]

MrB. says, "I'm laying off politics, religion, and homosexual issues which really seems the only subjects that pique the interests of the lefties."

Ummm, not that I care what you post or topics you pick, but you've already jumped into politics and religion on this thread, and posted to the "Homophobe" thread with a pic attempting to ridicule Windsor. Are you back in the fray and thus fair game for others who might have a different perspective?

[Mr.B]

"..... you've already jumped into politics and religion on this thread, and posted to the "Homophobe" thread with a pic attempting to ridicule Windsor. Are you back in the fray and thus fair game for others who might have a different perspective?"

This thread is entitled "Just for Fun".....that's all it is; no opinion one way or the other.

The other posting was in reference to Vrede's 80 something lesbian remark. I just thought they went good together...that's all.

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This photo lovingly dedicated to Bannination......bewbs.

Providing eye bleach. I mean personality.