Can't make this (stuff) up

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:03 pm

I want to do some Andy Warhols and maybe some Rembrandts as well. I'll mention all you forum folks and we can all be famous by default.

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:32 pm

Ombudsman wrote:"Really? Where can I sign up for that? Sounds like a good gig."

Why did I know you'd be the first seeking a job application.......?

I wouldn't know where to tell you that you could sign up......but it appears you've already done so.....long ago.

Ombudsman · Unread post by **Ombudsman** » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:00 pm

Mr.B wrote:
Ombudsman wrote:"Really? Where can I sign up for that? Sounds like a good gig."
Why did I know you'd be the first seeking a job application.......?

I wouldn't know where to tell you that you could sign up......but it appears you've already done so.....long ago.

Nope. So far it's been all pro bono. Oh well, you sounded like you had a good lead. Should have known better.

Boatrocker · Unread post by **Boatrocker** » Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:41 am

I will continue to do it pro bono. I consider it a civic responsibility.

rstrong · Unread post by **rstrong** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:09 pm

Vrede wrote:Why was the shark on life support and what was the German doing so close to it?

The shark is a predator. The life support equipment allows it to operate inland where the German never expected it.

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:34 pm

Vrede wrote:German visitor bitten by shark on life support "Why was the shark on life support and what was the German doing so close to it?"

"A 16-year-old surfer suffered injuries on both legs after a shark bit him southeast of Hilo."

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What part of the body is Hilo? How did they know which direction he was facing when he was bit?

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:17 pm

Not sure, but I'd be extra careful around those door handles.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:05 pm

I read in the Asheville Citizen-Times today that Obama has appointed our very own Mark Meadows to be the US ambassador to the UN. After about five minutes of totally out of control rolling in the floor laughing (my stomach hurts from it) I suddenly realized that this appointment signals the death knell for the Agenda 21 / UN world control business, as dear Mark has long voiced his disapproval of Agenda 21 and the UN in general. I did not make this up.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:40 am

Opps! I got it wrong.....thought he'd actually been appointed UN ambassador. I do concur that the less time he spends here, the better.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:14 am

Well, thanks for the compliment. I myself could hardly believe what I thought had happened; I imagined (while rolling in the floor laughing) that the senior White House staff, along with the president, were doing the same. The whole concept of this is sort of like being on an LSD trip except without the LSD.

rstrong · Unread post by **rstrong** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:52 pm

I've seen worse.

(Drunk Frat Boy Drives Nation into Ditch, Starts War to Cover Up)

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:54 pm

Ah, that ain't news....but is worthy of honorable mention, I suppose.

Cannonpointer · Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:23 pm

Leo Lying said:

"A licensed abortionist's job is to kill babies, right? Why would an abortionist attempt to deliver a live baby, and what circumstances would determine any legal charges?"

An abortionist would try to deliver a live baby in order to comply with retarded laws invented by contards who don't respect commercial contracts between parties. Many of yous turds want to make laws requiring that abortionists "save the baby," even though that self same abortionist already to a hit on the little tit sucker.

Cannonpointer · Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:34 pm

Dammit. I was just starting to hate him.

Boatrocker · Unread post by **Boatrocker** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:19 am

Was the Oct 7 quake off SC the missing nuke planned for Charleston?

Here's what the conspiracy tards are having for breakfast.

neoplacebo · Unread post by **neoplacebo** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:31 pm

Colonel Kurtz would like to have several companies of men like that. They'd all sit around watching their snails slithering across the blade of a straight razor and then go out and have some fun.

Boatrocker · Unread post by **Boatrocker** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 8:17 pm

The horror . . . The horror . . . .

rstrong · Unread post by **rstrong** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:58 am

Gizmodo: Authorities Made the Swedish Ice Hotel Install Fire Alarms

Mr.B · Unread post by **Mr.B** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 8:49 am

rstrong wrote:Gizmodo: Authorities Made the Swedish Ice Hotel Install Fire Alarms

If you thought that was funny, you didn't read the article, did you?

rstrong · Unread post by **rstrong** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:46 pm

Mr.B wrote:
rstrong wrote:Gizmodo: Authorities Made the Swedish Ice Hotel Install Fire Alarms
If you thought that was funny, you didn't read the article, did you?

An only vaguely reasonable explanation was given for fire alarms in what is, when all is said and done, still a structure made of ice.

If you didn't think that was funny, you didn't comprehend the article, did you?

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