Hello, I am a new poster

[Cannonpointer]

I would like to begin my career here with an earnest request to republicans. Please, please, please stop prowling rest areas for man-sex. Many of us have children or elderly parents that travel and need to use those facilities for dropping trou, pooping in pieces, washing hands and getting on down the road.

Having you people monkey blinking, toe-tapping, signifying, vogueing, nose-squishing or doing the Cotton Eyed Joe to get manly sexual attention kind of defeats the purpose.

If you could keep your covert assignations out of confessionals and other dark cubbies in churches, that would be a bonus.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely, Cannonpointer.

[bingster]

Hi Cannon.

Have you learned how to quote yet?

I've been through 2 threads now, and I haven't even seen anyone arguing yet. They all seem like liberals. Is this really in North Carolina?

[bannination]

This is the civil part of NC.

There are conservatives here too, but they are mostly down to earth. I know... <SHOCK>. Our more extreme elements couldn't take it and left for a wing-nut forum that bans anyone with common sense..... and then some of those got banned from that very forum.

I think North Carolina is more reasonable than you think, just not it's current politicians in office. Obviously, they're bat-shiat insane, like Texas insane.

Not everyone here is from NC, I believe we have some from Florida, GA, SC, and some CA. Oh, and Canada, yes, he gave us Justin Bieber, DAMN YOU RSTRONG!

[Cannonpointer]

Bingster, I still have not figgered out how to respond to a particaler post. Good thing, too. Don't need banning on my maiden voyage.

[bannination]

I think the only banning ever has been for spam from Eastern Europe, though I am aware of one warning for a severe violation of Forum Rule #2. We're a free speech forum, for better and occasionally worse.

...GA...and some CA...

I did not know that.

Yep, don't know who, I never care so much to look it up. They may not even post, but they're regular.

As far as spam goes..... OH GAWD.... China, and other smaller countries..... Two days and just the automated spam filtering has blocked 4200 different spammers.

[Cannonpointer]

No shit? What about a filter?

Do you all have a fucking censor to byfuckingpass?

[Cannonpointer]

Oh my fucking god, there is no censor?

Sweet. Nigger?

Can a nigga say nigger?

[Cannonpointer]

Okay, this is nice. Can anyone tell a nigga how to quote another poster when I reply? And maybe how to post a smily that doesn't go to shit? I like to post smiles because I say stuff that one should be smiling when one says (I'm a stickler as regards good manners).

[bannination]

Hit quote on the right hand side? For smilies, use the full editor instead of the quick reply. Quick reply is ... fairly useless.

[Cannonpointer]

I don't think that's available to newbies. On the right hand side is a button that'll take me to the top of the page, but no quote button.

[bannination]

I don't think that's available to newbies. On the right hand side is a button that'll take me to the top of the page, but no quote button.

It should look like that, if not, probably some adblocking software or something getting in the way of loading the image.

[bannination]

Awww man.... no more Sarah Palin porn??

[O Really]

So his first post was simple taunting...expecting to get rise out of the rednecks? Picked the wrong forum for that, dintcha? Most everybody probably agreed with you. Too bad it was just trolling. Try that down at the conservative political forum

[bannination]

Well, we all do define "really crude" differently. I'm not as picky as some and we do pretty well at ridiculing the worst of it.

For example, real Sarah Palin porn..... wayyyy to crude for this forum/life/planet/universe.

[Mr.B]

"I would like to begin my career here with an earnest request to republicans.....Sincerely, Cannonpointer."

"No s***? What about a filter? Do you all have a (garbage deleted) censor to by (garbage deleted) pass?"

A nice way to "begin your career". Is there anybody anymore that can comment in a forum without their mouth making like a sewer spout?
Has Homerfobe got a liberal twin? Seems the more that arrive, the worse they are.

[bannination]

"I would like to begin my career here with an earnest request to republicans.....Sincerely, Cannonpointer."

"No s***? What about a filter? Do you all have a (garbage deleted) censor to by (garbage deleted) pass?"

A nice way to "begin your career". Is there anybody anymore that can comment in a forum without their mouth making like a sewer spout?
Has Homerfobe got a liberal twin? Seems the more that arrive, the worse they are.

Rule number one, don't let anyone know that things get to you or.... well...... needless to say I've learned the rule very well.

[Cannonpointer]

But that is such a once-over-lightly, O Really. You must be made aware that I am a Sicilian, and only a great fool goes in against a Sicilian, when DEATH is on the line. Or being wrong and stuff.

You have not even REMOTELY plumbed the depths of my stragedy - nor should you feel safe in projecting my motives. Simple taunting, sir? SIMPLE taunting? I created a world wherein EVERY republican behaves worse than Larry Craig, and allowed you into it, and I get an accusation of "simple" taunting as my reward? That was complex taunting, sir. I asked them to stop touching each other in both rest areas AND churches. Two locales. One locale would have been "simple" taunting, according to the transitive rules of English Grammar.

I also answered the kwershtyuns: "What kind of forum is this - is it, as bannination advertised otherwhere, truly moderated only lightly? Or is it another little priggish stuffglomeration from which I should be grateful to be banished rapidly and without fanfare?"

Another motive MIGHT have been to quickly identify the sub-ultra-deelux cogitators. Know what I mean, Vern?

[Mr.B]

"Rule number one, don't let anyone know that things get to you or....well......needless to say I've learned the rule very well."

Thanks for the advice, but I learned that long ago. My point is, it's a shame that some people haven't grown up, and they think using foul language makes them look all grown up or funny. Not...in both cases.

[Mr.B]

"You must be made aware that I am a Sicilian, and only a great fool goes in against a Sicilian, when DEATH is on the line."

O Really...that sounds like a direct threat to me.
In any case, he's trying very hard to impress someone; won't get it here.

[Cannonpointer]

Bannination wroted:

"A nice way to 'begin your career'. Is there anybody anymore that can comment in a forum without their mouth making like a sewer spout?
Has Homerfobe got a liberal twin? Seems the more that arrive, the worse they are."

Now, Ban.

Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban.

You know full well that republican bathroom trolling is at epidemic levels in this great country that we all love more than our own kids - that we all love more than life itself. I was merely commenting on happenings within the mainstream media and the mainstream consciousness.

And as to testing for a curse word filter, I was merely testing your claim.

And why do you assume that I am a liberal, just because I call out republicans?

You people...