bannination wrote: "Rule number one, don't let anyone know that things get to you or....well......needless to say I've learned the rule very well."
Thanks for the advice, but I learned that long ago. My point is, it's a shame that some people haven't grown up, and they think using foul language makes them look all grown up or funny. Not...in both cases.
Usually you're right, and not defending any usages of such things on this forum presently, but they are just words. Sometimes they are appropriate under specific contexts to express yourself. I mean... comparing a mouth to a sewer spout is .... PRETTY dang graphical.
Those that use them all the time, well, they just lack vocabulary.
"A nice way to 'begin your career'. Is there anybody anymore that can comment in a forum without their mouth making like a sewer spout?
Has Homerfobe got a liberal twin? Seems the more that arrive, the worse they are."
Now, Ban.
Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban.
You know full well that republican bathroom trolling is at epidemic levels in this great country that we all love more than our own kids - that we all love more than life itself. I was merely commenting on happenings within the mainstream media and the mainstream consciousness.
And as to testing for a curse word filter, I was merely testing your claim.
And why do you assume that I am a liberal, just because I call out republicans?
I'm used to a board that appears slightly different.
And now the little homo - Mr. B - is trying to turn a movie line quote, uttered in jest, into a direct threat. I see that his panties get twisted pretty easily. I think I can safely assume I have encountered my first boy-toucher. on this forum: A real, live, bathroom trolling republican type.
"Mr. B." Safe bet that stands for "Mr. Bathroom." Yep - I've outed my first closet gay. I just get faster and faster as I go, these days.
Cannonpointer wrote:
And why do you assume that I am a liberal, just because I call out republicans?
You people...
That's a good point, I really consider myself fiscally conservative, but socially liberal, both things that republicans are not. I have experiences on other forums being branded a liberal right at the git go due to their preconceived notions.
Cannonpointer wrote:MY bad, it wasn't Ban, it was that retard Mr. B.
I'm used to a board that appears slightly different.
And now the little homo - Mr. B - is trying to turn a movie line quote, uttered in jest, into a direct threat. I see that his panties get twisted pretty easily. I think I can safely assume I have encountered my first boy-toucher. on this forum: A real, live, bathroom trolling republican type.
"Mr. B." Safe bet that stands for "Mr. Bathroom." Yep - I've outed my first closet gay. I just get faster and faster as I go, these days.
No way, Mr. B might be into the blow up dolls pretty heavy (long story), but he'd never be a boy toucher.
Cannonpointer wrote: Simple taunting, sir? SIMPLE taunting? I created a world wherein EVERY republican behaves worse than Larry Craig, and allowed you into it, and I get an accusation of "simple" taunting as my reward? That was complex taunting, sir. I asked them to stop touching each other in both rest areas AND churches. Two locales. One locale would have been "simple" taunting, according to the transitive rules of English Grammar.
Funny - Of course, practically every Republican still in office is indeed worse than Larry Craig. They're either teabagger terrorists or limpdicks who won't stand up to them. I doubt you could come up with anything in your fertile imagination that's worse than the real thing.
Well, I have yet to meet a republican whose hans do not at least OCCASIONALLY reek of underage male genitalia. So I can only assume that you, sir, are vouchsafing that he is not a republican. I will take your word for it - but he certainly flinches like one. Imo keep an eye on that boy...
Anyhow, I do PERSONALLY consider myself a liberal, but I have yet to see a widely regarded litmus test for that appellation that I can pass. Pro gun and anti MMGW.
Cannonpointer wrote: "And now the little homo - Mr.B....... I think I can safely assume I have encountered my first boy-toucher on this forum: A real, live, bathroom trolling republican type.
"Mr. B." Safe bet that stands for "Mr. Bathroom." Yep - I've outed my first closet gay. I just get faster and faster as I go, these days."
You seem to be well versed in "bathroom antics"..."monkey blinking, toe-tapping, signifying, vogueing, nose-squishing or doing the Cotton Eyed Joe to get manly sexual attention"; you know all the tricks of your trade, and now, in order to obscure your less-than-manly habits, you accuse someone else.
Naughty, naughty.
Cannonpointer wrote:
Anyhow, I do PERSONALLY consider myself a liberal, but I have yet to see a widely regarded litmus test for that appellation that I can pass. Pro gun and anti MMGW.
I'm a mess.
That's because you're letting the right wing loons define "liberal." I, along with others here, have guns and have more training than most others, but I still support registration and making it more difficult to buy. Issues are way more complex than the right wingers can comprehend.
Cannonpointer wrote: "Well, I have yet to meet a republican whose hans (sic) do not at least OCCASIONALLY reek of underage male genitalia.
I'm a mess."
Well familiar with that smell, are you? You sure are obsessed with young male homosexual sex. Pervert.
Cannonpointer wrote:
Anyhow, I do PERSONALLY consider myself a liberal, but I have yet to see a widely regarded litmus test for that appellation that I can pass. Pro gun and anti MMGW.
I'm a mess.
That's because you're letting the right wing loons define "liberal." I, along with others here, have guns and have more training than most others, but I still support registration and making it more difficult to buy. Issues are way more complex than the right wingers can comprehend.
That's because you're letting the right wing loons define "liberal." I, along with others here, have guns and have more training than most others, but I still support registration and making it more difficult to buy. Issues are way more complex than the right wingers can comprehend.
Yes, I have a simpleton contard brother - a real live idiot savant, as it happens (though we've yet to discover his hidden talent), - and phrases such as, "She was not un-pretty" will make him explode. "JUST CALL HER UGLY THEN!" he will shout, little understanding that had the author felt the character being described was ugly, the author would have said so.
Contards uniformly are simpletons, with rare exception.
Cannonpointer wrote:Mr. B. seems to have a bathroom in his bonnet.
You're barking up the wrong tree about Mr.B. Cantankerous, sure. Bit of a retro, obviously. Probably has voted for some alleged "conservative" or Republican in his life? I'd bet on it. Different view of religion than most on this forum? No doubt. But overall a decent guy not deserving of serious personal derision or insult.
He was looking for a beard. I'm telling you, Mr. B(athroom) is a funny boy (nttawwt). He even Craig-talked me. It was really creepy. "Naughty, naughty," he intoned, as he CHANNELED larry craig scolding Bubba. He did everything but ask me out. I had to go shower after reading his flirty post.
Yes, I understand how that would seem to you. Because you don't know my back story.
You see, my parents were murdered by a closet homosexual, whose motive was to keep his secret gay life in the shadows. I have spent my life exposing closet gays, or, "republicans," as they are often called.
But do not mistake my quest for homophobia. I am for gay rights, gay equality under the law, etc. But CLOSET gays, or, "republicans" - they are dangerous because they touch boys in pup tents and churches.
And for murdering my parents. That, too, of course.
Pervert.