Just for Fun

[Mr.B]

I dunno Vrede......if I had to guess, I'd have to say you found Ombudsman's photo on BlogSpot!

[k9nanny]

Oh, you rowdy kids.
O Really, I think I've seen that spider web comparison elsewhere, something to do with spiders on drugs.

MrB, you old curmudgeon, Merry Christmas. I, for one, am honored to have helped create a Christmas classic.

Ho Ho Ho, y'all.

[Mr.B]

"MrB, you old curmudgeon, Merry Christmas. I, for one, am honored to have helped create a Christmas classic."
Yeah, I'll bet you're just bubbling with pride.......

"Ho Ho Ho, y'all."
...and a Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas right back atcha.....
Good to hear from you...thought you might'a moved to Italy.

[Mr.B]

These great questions and answers are from the days when the Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted!

Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you most likely a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No...... wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more 'growing old' question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail; what will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

[Mr.B]

Dancing Peacock Spider...

...Peacock Spider Dances to YMCA...!

[Bungalow Bill]

I used to get a kick out of them playing Y.M.C.A. at the Tourists' games
during the seventh-inning stretch. The song sort of strongly hints at....well
you know what....

[Mr.B]

Good to hear from ya again Bill....hope you had a nice Christmas.

I pondered over whether or not to post that video, especially since the spider wore a rainbow-colored coat.........

humor won over....

[Bungalow Bill]

Hope you had a good Christmas and will have a Happy New Year, Mr. B. Mine
was quiet and peaceful, which is good enough for me. I kind of got out of the
habit of posting for a while and then the holidays came along, etc.

The spider is okay on the Y, but the M, C, and A are a little weak, but then it
is just a spider after all.

I'd bet that the Squares were always scripted, at least for some guests, who
weren't comedians. Maybe even some of Paul Lynde's were. Either way, they
were funny. Lynde also had that distinctive voice and laugh and the goofy
grin, which didn't hurt.

[Mr.B]

"Lynde also had that distinctive voice and laugh and the goofy grin, which didn't hurt."

I recall the first time I saw Paul Lynde; he was a purser or something like that on an episode of "The Love Boat". A man and woman were checking in
and somehow it was determined they weren't married, but were cruising together. As they walked away, Paul, in his snarky, sarcastic way of speaking,
snurled up his lips and said "Animals...they're all animals!"

I've looked all over the Internet for that quote, but I can't seem to find any info where he had a role on the 'Love Boat'.... Pity...he was a funny dude!

Peter Marshall: According to the old song, "At night, when you're asleep, into your tent I'll creep." Who am I?

Paul Lynde: The scoutmaster!

[Bungalow Bill]

Lynde was in a lot of TV shows before Squares. I recall him as one of
the uncles in Bewitched, or at least recognized him after he was
in Squares. You can go to IMDb and type in his name and it will show
all his TV and movie credits. He even had his own TV show in the early
seventies, though it only lasted one season.

Another thing the producers did was match questions with celebrities,
so Rose Marie would get questions about dating and George Gobel or
Charlie Weaver would get questions concerning old age. Even if a lot
of it was scripted, it was still funny.

[homerfobe]

Peter Marshall: According to the old song, "At night, when you're asleep, into your tent I'll creep." Who am I?

Paul Lynde: The scoutmaster!

That was no joke, that must have been first hand experience. Ya'll did know Paul Lynde was a queer didn't you?
I didn't know he had ever been a scoutmaster though. Another well kept secret?

[Mr.B]

Totally Awesome!!

Check out this You Tube video! Unbelievable talent!

Miniatur Wunderland *** official video 2012 *** largest model railway / railroad of the world

(check out the truck making a left turn from the right lane @1:10....must be a Russian driver)

[Mr.B]

"Ya'll did know Paul Lynde was .....? Another well kept secret?"

It was never a secret; although unlike today, it was not broadcast in every media venue to draw attention to himself.
Regardless of his private life, his comedy routine earned him a lot of money, which I'm certain, kept him laughing all the way to the bank.

[Mr.B]

[Crock Hunter]

[bannination]

Trippy:

[Mr.B]

[Mr.B]

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We Are You.
We Never Forgive.
We Never Forget.
United As One
Divided By None.



We are legion.

[Mr.B]

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