The Religion Thread

[bannination]

Or perhaps God just has alzheimers.... who knows.

He must have forgotten something. It's amazing. The Creator created such a beautiful planet. Then populated it with utter dumbasses like those found here, men screwing other men in the ass, women gobbling on other women, adults having sexual desires for children, animals, and what ever else suits their warped fantasy, then another group called liberal thinkers comes along saying their actions are perfectly normal.
Yep, it's a screwed up world. no pun intended.

That does beg the question, why did god create abnormal people?

[Ombudsman]

Or perhaps God just has alzheimers.... who knows.

He must have forgotten something. It's amazing. The Creator created such a beautiful planet. Then populated it with utter dumbasses like those found here, men screwing other men in the ass, women gobbling on other women, adults having sexual desires for children, animals, and what ever else suits their warped fantasy, then another group called liberal thinkers comes along saying their actions are perfectly normal.
Yep, it's a screwed up world. no pun intended.

That does beg the question, why did god create abnormal people?

To make Homo feel better about himself.

[Ombudsman]

That does beg the question, why did god create abnormal people?

To make Homo feel better about himself.

Even his twisted obsession with pedophilia.

He's obsessed with anything between the waist and the knees. He's a weird dude. His daddy really did a number on him.

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Darroll:

This is still sick behavior that has been forced down our throats.
Why? I don’t understand liberals at all.

He should probably report the gay rapist to the police for abusing his throat, telling the internet isn't going to help. I don't understand Darroll at all.

[homerfobe]

He's obsessed with anything between the waist and the knees. He's a weird dude. His daddy really did a number on him.

No, you queer lovers are the ones obsessed with anything between the waist and the knees especially when it's the same gender pounding on another.
As far as my daddy is concerned, the number he did was on your momma, that's why you're only a 'bud', a dribble that went running down her leg.

[Ombudsman]

He's obsessed with anything between the waist and the knees. He's a weird dude. His daddy really did a number on him.

No, you queer lovers are the ones obsessed with anything between the waist and the knees especially when it's the same gender pounding on another.
As far as my daddy is concerned, the number he did was on your momma, that's why you're only a 'bud', a dribble that went running down her leg.

Great job proving me wrong.

[homerfobe]

Great job proving me wrong.

No problem. I thought you needed some help.

[Boatrocker]

He's seen one up close. We all know it.

[homerfobe]

To be accurate, we almost never talk about queer sex, we talk about human rights. The preoccupation with "pounding" is all yours, homerfobe. That's simple fact proven by your hundreds of posts on the matter. Isn't it time you were honest with yourself? Everyone can see who is obsessed and what they're obsessed with.

That's just it. The only human rights you talk about is queer sex, which indicates your preoccupation with "pounding".
Every news event that arises that concern queers is pasted in this forum by you. When you paste that shit, I'll comment on it, in your face.
You don't like my trashing queers? Don't post shit about them. Queers have a right to exist, keep their goddamn nasty-ass perversions behind closed doors and out of the news and the eyes of the public.

He's seen one up close. We all know it.

Have we met? I don't remember.

[Boatrocker]

. . .

He's seen one up close. We all know it.

Have we met? I don't remember.

You might not; you were shit-faced on Milwaukee's Best. But you swallowed like a champ.

[Crock Hunter]

homerfobe, you're an idiot, again.

hummmm.. consider this... using "again" in that comment could be seen as giving the benefit of the doubt as "again" implies that there could be times when Homo isn't an idiot..

There is no evidence to say that those "non-idiot" times exist so undoubtedly Homo is an idiot at all times.. .. ...

[Mr.B]

"My Christmas wish: That he end the church's opposition to condoms, period, thus saving millions of lives."

I'm sure you're referencing the spread of STD, but if I'm not mistaken, the RCC is opposing birth control....no?
That sounds like a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation....or Newton's Law: "To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction".

Quite simply, saving lives puts more of a burden on an already over-populated planet. (which you've pointed out many times......)
Preventing birth control overpopulates the planet......Which would be considered the best scenario?

(Something akin to "right to life" comes to mind which is contrary to liberal thinking when it comes to pregnancy)

[Mr.B]

"Not being born is far different from dying a miserable death thanks to uncaring religious dogma."

That just opened a whole new can of worms.

Not allowing a baby to be born is this nation's leading causes of "miserable deaths" thanks to uncaring, non-religious liberal dogma.

GRAPHIC PHOTO!

[bannination]

Jesus got nothing on this.

Water to wine?

[homerfobe]

You might not; you were shit-faced on Milwaukee's Best. But you swallowed like a champ.

If I was drinking that cow piss, I must have been shit-faced. Must have wanted a beer badly though if I swallowed it like a champ.

[homerfobe]

They would look like they're ready to march in a gay pride parade if they didn't have on too many clothes.

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[Mr.B]

@BrutalAtheist.....is that your new signature, Banni? If not, it should be.

[Mr.B]

"It'd be a pretty cool name for a rock band, too."

Such as Black Sabbath?

[JTA]

It'd be a pretty cool name for a rock band, too.

There's already a band called Atheist. No one here would like them. They're ok, I guess. I don't really like them that much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmfHoesWQ8Q