The Religion Thread

[Mr.B]

In light of the fact that I am not a fan of Pat Robertson, I can honestly say I did not read those posts...(still haven't)...in fact, if I had read them, I could still say I've never heard anyone blaming anyone for anything. Even though I posted next after rstrong, did you notice that I didn't comment on his post about Pat Robertson?

Also, have you noticed that my "attacks" on you are no harsher than the attacks you sling at me?
Put your big-boy britches on and shut the whining already. :violent:

[JTA]

The more money you send to Pat Robertson and the 700 club, the more good things happen to you. I seen it on TV.

[neoplacebo]

I myself will not post about Pat Robertson because I consider him to be unpostworthy, and probably doomed as well.

[Mr.B]

"The more money you send to Pat Robertson and the 700 club, the more good things happen to you. I seen it on TV."

I would believe the Internet first.

"I myself will not post about Pat Robertson because I consider him to be unpostworthy, and probably doomed as well."

Ditto.....good answer.

[JTA]

[bannination]

To be fair, I'd say Mr. B doesn't read much of nothing.

It's not like he read any links about the firmament and came back with his thoughts. Willful ignorance I guess.

[Mr.B]

Gesundheit !

[bannination]

Looks like he's listening to Van Halen.

[neoplacebo]

"The more money you send to Pat Robertson and the 700 club, the more good things happen to you. I seen it on TV."

I would believe the Internet first.

"I myself will not post about Pat Robertson because I consider him to be unpostworthy, and probably doomed as well."

Ditto.....good answer.

Thanks; if anything, Robertson owes me money for me having to even know about him. Maybe I'll send him a bill.....no, an invoice, describing the literal hell it was for me to even have knowledge of his dumb ass. And I may charge him even more if I find out he's related or affiliated with those other Robertson dumbasses on that duck dilemma show. Damn.

[JTA]

Looks like he's listening to Van Halen.

What song?

[neoplacebo]

Running With the Devil for sure. "I live my life like there's no tomorrow; all I've got is what I had to steal....."

[JTA]

"The more money you send to Pat Robertson and the 700 club, the more good things happen to you. I seen it on TV."

I would believe the Internet first.

"I myself will not post about Pat Robertson because I consider him to be unpostworthy, and probably doomed as well."

Ditto.....good answer.

Thanks; if anything, Robertson owes me money for me having to even know about him. Maybe I'll send him a bill.....no, an invoice, describing the literal hell it was for me to even have knowledge of his dumb ass. And I may charge him even more if I find out he's related or affiliated with those other Robertson dumbasses on that duck dilemma show. Damn.

"My wife divorced me, I lost my job, my dog got hit by a car, I contracted the herps and missed the school bus. I sent Pat Robertson the last of my meager savings and nearly starved to death, maxed out my credit cards sending donations to Pat (peace be upon him) and now I'm a multi-billionaire with three porn star wives that love doing housework and have been cured of the herps. And my dog came back from the dead."

- As seen on the 700 club.

[JTA]

Running With the Devil for sure. "I live my life like there's no tomorrow; all I've got is what I had to steal....."

Haha!

[bannination]

"The more money you send to Pat Robertson and the 700 club, the more good things happen to you. I seen it on TV."

I would believe the Internet first.

"I myself will not post about Pat Robertson because I consider him to be unpostworthy, and probably doomed as well."

Ditto.....good answer.

Thanks; if anything, Robertson owes me money for me having to even know about him. Maybe I'll send him a bill.....no, an invoice, describing the literal hell it was for me to even have knowledge of his dumb ass. And I may charge him even more if I find out he's related or affiliated with those other Robertson dumbasses on that duck dilemma show. Damn.

"My wife divorced me, I lost my job, my dog got hit by a car, I contracted the herps and missed the school bus. I sent Pat Robertson the last of my meager savings and nearly starved to death, maxed out my credit cards sending donations to Pat (peace be upon him) and now I'm a multi-billionaire with three porn star wives that love doing housework and have been cured of the herps. And my dog came back from the dead."

- As seen on the 700 club.

That started out as a country song, but with a happy ending! Good thing, I hate country.

[Mr.B]

"Then how do you "honestly" know whether you read them or not?"

I know......You've a choice whether to believe me or not.

"That started out as a country song, but with a happy ending!"

HaHa! You stole my thoughts! I was going to post that there's a country song in that somewhere...!

[bannination]

"Then how do you "honestly" know whether you read them or not?"

I know......You've a choice whether to believe me or not.

"That started out as a country song, but with a happy ending!"

HaHa! You stole my thoughts! I was going to post that there's a country song in that somewhere...!

Satan gives me powers.

[Mr.B]

"Your choice to ignore ugly truths about mainstream Christianity aren't evidence that you're unaware of them."

Hold on Nelly.......I never said I was "unaware" of your so-called "ugly truths"...I said I never heard any in or around my circles or travels. You cited celebrities that I said I don't care for their programming; so in that sense, I suppose you could call that a "choice to ignore"....I didn't read the posts you cited because the subject matter didn't pique my interest....yet you still call me a liar.

Say what you will...I know where I stand.

[Mr.B]

"Satan gives me powers."

I've never doubted that for one moment. I feel sorry for you.

[Mr.B]

"Given your interest in this thread topic......"

You know, you're right; as always.
I left a window open last night, and the dead horse of this thread flew right out when I wasn't looking. Dang it! :angel4:

[Mr.B]

"So childish. A tangent always becomes a "dead horse" when Mr.B gets busted."
Keep digging, "never heard" - LOL!

Nope....never heard...and I've only been "busted" in your little-bitty one-track mind.



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